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  Introduction

  by Hope_ful in

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  i have been "lurking" (my apologies to anyone who is irritated or offended by that) for some time now.

  i was raised as a jw - i had the dubious honor of being a presiding overseer's daughter.

  my little bro and i were perfect little dubs (or is it "duds" ?!

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  Hello Hopeful

  Nice to have you on board!

  Qwerty
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  mysticalball HOW THE ECK DOES IT WORK?!

  by qwerty in

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  Thank all,

  It's a good one though init!?

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  mysticalball HOW THE ECK DOES IT WORK?!

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  Weight problems.

  by regdwight in

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  as a kid i goes into my parents bedroom & there's my ma sat upright on top of my dad who's flat on the bed on his back, both wi' no clothes on & mum's going up & down.

  explanation was that dad's getting a wee bit heavy, & mum's doin' exercises to try an' deflate him.

  i thought "ma's wasting her time" so next time they're off to bed i tell her why & i say " mum " i said " there's no point you tryin' to make dad go flat coz when you're out shopping my auntie comes around an' just blows him back up again !!

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  Gopher

  That was just what I thought!

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  Dazed and Confused!

  by be wise in

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  i heard this recentley on radio ktar's "god show" talking with j.r. brown; director of

  public relations with the watchtower bible and tract society listened to at

  (interviewer) pat mcman:

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  Be Wise.........Thanks for that !

  Just another fine example of JW's double speak. Teaching one thing from the platform and another thing to the media.

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  WHERE ARE THE FATHERS

  by qwerty in

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  the following are all replies that women have put on british child .

  support .

  agency forms in the section for listing father's details:

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  The following are all replies that women have put on British Child
  Support
  Agency forms in the section for listing father's details:

  1. Regarding the identity of the father of my twins, child A was fathered
  by [name removed]. I am unsure as to the identity of the father of child
  B,
  but I believe that he was conceived on the same night.

  2. I am unsure as to the identity of the father of my child as I was being
  sick out of a window when taken unexpectedly from behind. I can provide
  you
  with a list of names of men that I think were at the party if this helps.

  3. I do not know the name of the father of my little girl. She was
  conceived at a party [address and date given] where I had unprotected sex
  with a man I
  met that night. I do remember that the sex was so good that I fainted. If
  you
  do manage to track down the father can you send me his phone number?
  Thanks.

  4. I don't know the identity of the father of my daughter. He drives a BMW
  that now has a hole made by my stiletto in one of the door panels. Perhaps
  you
  can contact BMW service stations in this area and see if he's had it
  replaced.

  5. I have never had sex with a man. I am awaiting a letter from the Pope
  confirming that my son's conception was immaculate and that he is Christ
  risen again.

  6. I cannot tell you the name of child A's dad as he informs me that to do
  so would blow his cover and that would have cataclysmic implications for
  the
  British economy. I am torn between doing right by you and right by the
  country. Please advise.

  7. I do not know who the father of my child was, as all squaddies look the
  same to me. I can confirm that he was a Royal Green Jacket.

  8. [name given] is the father of child A. If you do catch up with him can
  you ask him what he did with my AC/DC CDs?

  9. From the dates it seems that my daughter was conceived at Euro Disney
  maybe it really is the Magic Kingdom.

  10. So much about that night is a blur. The only thing that I remember for
  sure is Delia Smith did a programme about eggs earlier in the evening. If
  I'd
  have stayed in and watched more TV rather than going to the party at
  [address
  given], mine might have remained unfertilised.

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  Post your - Animation/Smiles- What are your Favoures?

  by qwerty in

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  Thanks Golden Girl

  I like thet one too!

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  Post your - Animation/Smiles- What are your Favoures?

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  Who here has military service?

  by pr_capone in

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  just wondering how many ex dubs have served in the military.

  was it before or after the jw's?

  where did you serve?

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  Kings Own Fusiliers,

  Private Qwerty,

  South Yorkshire Territorial Armed Forces.

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  Anyone heard of this?

  by startingover in

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  i was having an in depth discussion on religion with a friend, and he mentioned to me that mormons have the same information given the same day worldwide in their meetings (or whatever they call them) just like the dubs do.

  and important, since my loyal dub wife told me in our last discussion that was a big reason why she had the truth, the worldwide unity.. anyone here heard this before?

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  Not heard of that startingover.

  Thanks I shall remember that for the right occasion!

  Qwerty