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  People who actually listened to Kingdom Melodies outside the Hall

  by JimmyPage in

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  did you know people like this?

  you get in their car and the kingdom melodies are playing on prerecorded piano... you go to their house and there they are in an orchestral arrangement... even when i was a complete believer i cringed when i had to hear this banal crap!

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  What is your strangest "supernatural" JW story?

  by donny in

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  i had just became a witness and a guy i worked with, who was also a jw, told me a story that actually made me laugh and i think it upset him a bit.

  the storys were almost always in the third person.

  it went as follows.. this brothers wife and him were sitting at the kingdom hall on the end seats of the row next to the back of the room.

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  What is your Favorite coffee, mocha, latte, cap, etc?

  by AK - Jeff in

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  i am a rather old fogey on the matter - just black and hot.

  but i like the occasional mocha.. what use of this universal bean is your favorite?

  how many do you drink a week?

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  What's the funniest/strangest name you ever gave a pet?

  by JH in

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  i was given a cat whose name was "piti".

  i found it strange, but i kept it.

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  JW Humor

  by Larry in

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  jehovah's witness virus: deletes all but 144000 select files.

  i'm a jehovah's bystander.

  we's like the witnesses, only we don't wanna get involved.

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  Remember the 1961 green Bible?

  by outbutnotdown in

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  i know there are numerous examples of crazy, whacked out stuff that the wtbts taught that most of here now realize were just that...... crazy and whacked......... but do you know how insane some of the stuff in that original 1961 bible was?.

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  More KM convention instruction gems! (KM Feb 04)

  by ozziepost in

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  truthseeker brought news to us of the controlling instructions in the april km .

  http://www.jehovahs-witness.com/6/68733/1.ashx.

  just two months before (feb04) were instructions on how to make hotel and motel reservations and has these mind-numbing gems: (they're on page 8) .

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  BECOME A JW AND YOU CAN'T

  by Larry in

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  associate with ex-members .

  fully accept the watchtower's authority and rules (no exceptions) .

  dress according to their rules at the kingdom halls, service and conventions (no exceptions) .

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  Ignorant Judgemental CO's and DO's

  by Scully in

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  badwillie wrote the following experience about an ignorant comment from a do:.

  case in point:.

  a friend received a full scholarship from a local college to study to become a veternarian.

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  Elders' Gems of Wisdom

  by stephenw20 in

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  my dad asked the co about this one.

  mat 27:52-53. and the graves were opened; and many bodies of the saints which slept arose, .

  and came out of the graves after his resurrection, and went into the holy city, and appeared unto many.

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