My suggestion was, start your own organization. Name it The Fluffy Bunny Organization of Really Nice People Who Politely Protest Against Perceived Misguided Policies By An Organization Whose Name Rhymes With Scotchflower.
ROFL!!!!!!
Sir82: I would like to let you know that I work in an open environment and almost crawled under my desk stifling my laughter with tears running down my face!!!! Touche