LOL, Moshe! My rabbi in KC was always good for a joke or two. I havent been to temple since I moved to a small town with a very small Jewish community, so thanks for sharing the joke.
Posts by Robdar
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13Moses goes to heaven
by moshe inour rabbi told us this one tonight at sabbath services-.
moses died and went to heaven.. god greets him at the pearly gates.. 'are you hungry, moses?
' asks god.. 'i could eat,' moses replies.. so god opens a can of tuna and reaches for a chunk of rye bread and they share it.. while partaking of this humble meal, moses looks down into hell and sees the inhabitants devouring huge steaks, briskets, pheasants, pastries and wines.
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Robdar
LMAO over this one. It looks like the opening scene of a cheap porno movie.
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SMOKING
by Quentin indue to health reasons (cost of a pack as well) i've gotta stop smoking....terry suggested smokless cigeretts.
what's a good way to stop?
i have managed to cut down to less than 10 a day, but have got to stop period.
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Robdar
e cigarettes are interesting. They are not quite a satisfying as the real ones but will work in a pinch. The only problems I have encountered is sometimes they are hard to draw on and other times they will knock you out with the nicotin vapor.
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Will beksbks and BurnTheShips eventually meet up, have a beer, fall into bed together and get married?
by Quillsky injust asking..
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Robdar
Why do they have to get married??? Why cant they just meet up, have a beer and fall into bed together? It would be even more fun if they put me in the middle 'cause Beks and BTS are hot!!!
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I have renounced atheism: I now believe in God!
by Awakened at Gilead inif you don't believe me, watch my latest video debunking atheism!.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pjs9yblgupq.
cheers!.
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Robdar
Cool video. Yanno, it's good to see atheists finally admit it takes as much faith to believe in atheism as it does to believe in God.
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a mosque at ground zero
by Adrianoblue init has been probably discused here.
well, anyway.
what is your opinion about the moslems opening a mosque right next to the former twin towers?.
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Robdar
Hooray! I'm back on the forum after weeks away and BTS and Beks are still slugging it out. It brings tears of happiness to my eyes. ~sniff~
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South Parks Woodland Critter X-mas
by Darth plaugeis inwhat are your thoughts on this episode.
i couldn't believe what i was seeing with my eyes.... the most offensive x-mas/religious show i ever saw!!.
i loved it of course but it still was wrong.
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Robdar
What? You didn't know that all squirrels worship Satan?
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3 Things You Should Know About Islam
by onemore in....watch the video, what if we were to substitute the word islam (in the video) for watchtowerism.. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tcbptzalqfy.
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Robdar
It seems that a couple of posters have confused Sufism with Islam. The two, although related, are not the same.
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US Blood Banks Reject Temporary UK Residents ??
by AudeSapere in2 years ago i attempted to donate.
there were so many questions that were asked of me (and all donors).
most questions made sense or were explained by the technician.
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Robdar
I am a U.S. citizen and the blood banks will not accept my donation because of the two weeks I spent in the UK in 2000. The blood banks say I could have been exposed to CJD.
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uniformed, robar, stilla..and anyone in KC...
by crazyblondeb ini'll be there for a day or two, starting tomorrow.... i get to meet up with heartbreaker!.
pm me, or awake & watching, or lennyinbluemont, or dinah, or heartbreaker for my cell!
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Robdar
Hi CBD, you have a pm.
Robyn