what is a schlong?
This reminds me of the psychology professor who was droning on and on about Freudian theory and phallic symbols, when a young coed finally got up the nerve to raise her hand and ask, "Excuse me, but what exactly is a 'phallus'"? The professor thought for a moment, started to explain, then figured it was easier to demonstrate. He faced her, unzipped his pants, whipped it out, and proclaimed, "That, my dear, is a phallus. Any questions?" She looked at it, then up at his face, looked him in the eye and replied, "Oh, I see. Sort of like a prick, only smaller."
Robert Frazier