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  A Little Game

  by JH in

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  mind game

  this is strange...can you figure it out?

  are you the 2% or 98% of the population?

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  Animal starting with "i" anyone?

  Indian elephant, mouse, cat, snake, dog etc., etc.,...

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  What is it with Apostate women not bringing pickles?

  by Valis in

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  "well lemee tell ya sumpin!

  "...as my brother wild turkey would say...not only do i have bruises all over my god like body..*lol*, but i didn't get my pickles dammit!

  i bent over backwards to bug the shit out of scootergirl for months to get my pickles, even when they weren't ready and when i try to complain while she's here, and especially after all those pics she was showing us of the great northern picklecopia, she ignores me!...even after i call her "mommy" despite her express forbiddance this weekend...i didn't even get slapped, like she said she was going to.... sincerely,.

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  What is it with Apostate women not bringing pickles?

  Who is this "pickles" person anyway? Is he/she a Newbie? If so, I bet he/she felt really left out...poor pickles...don't worry, you can come

  to ourBritish Apostafest! (See press for details, no conditions apply, everyone welcome, bring loads of booze, your home is at risk

  if you do not......sorry, got carried away there!)

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  Where are All the Graphics?

  by Mary in

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  ok, i'm not sure what's happening here.

  i posted twice that i was having problems posting and that there doesn't seem to be any graphics, italics, smiley faces or anything else that used to be on the board.

  i've recently upgraded to netscape 7.0 but i don't know if that's the problem or what, because neither of my previous posts have shown up on here.

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  Mary,

  graphics, italics, smiley faces or anything else that used to be on the board.

  Just to let you know that at least some of these things are still there!

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  Another One Bites the Dust!

  by imzadi in

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  Well it's been six months since imzadi posted. Relevant? Dunno. Imzadi has a friend who is a JW. Is it that friend who has "bitten the dust"?

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  This board like a headache

  by Bhagavad in

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  this board has become very painful.

  i've given it many chances.

  so many posters do not know what the apostrophe is for or is not for.

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  O.K., Let's take a look at Bhagavad's "spelling" and "grammar"!

  1. This board like a headache ...

  As already pointed out, this should read "This board is like a headache".

  2. etc, ...

  forgot the " . " ... i.e., "etc.,".

  3. Try to edit your post and that function isn't working yet. ... Yes it is, "moron"!

  4. Some dude even spelled Malawi as "Malowie!" No excuses. Gimme a break. ...

  "Dude" is slang. The exclamation mark should be outside the quotation marks (in this case, since you are the one quoting). No excuses. And "gimme" is a slang abbreviative word.

  5. The only time I'll be back to look at it is immediately.

  "Immediately" is not a "time".

  6. proscripted (look in the dictionary).

  I did, and "poscripted" is not in the dictionary, you "moron"! Try postscripted.

  The absence of a reply to refute the above mistakes of yours will be construed as evidence that you are nothing better than a coward, a troll and a spelling and grammatical imbecile.

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  Please advise!

  by yesidid in

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  if my husband and i were to shuffle off this mortal coil anytime soon there would be a fair amount of money to be divided between our witness relatives.

  what do you think about this idea?.

  we give everyone between $50,000 and $100,000 each on the condition that they read both of ray franz's books.

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  Yesidid,

  This is a very interesting scenario. It reminds me how priceless it would be to have my "relative" leave the Org. Like you , I have a quite

  substantial amount of dosh that I would be willing to give away in return for a reversal of allegiance to the WBTS from her. I would prefer to

  still be alive on this Earth if it were ever to happen, though! Yesidid, is there any reason why you are so sure that you cannot do anything to

  help your relatives now? From what you have said thusfar, you seem to feel that they are set in their ways and are infallible. But take a look

  at the number of posters on this site who were in similar situations, but left!

  Hope that helps,

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  Kwoot Pictures!

  by SpannerintheWorks in

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  JWs V Demons V The Bible

  by SpannerintheWorks in

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  during a conversation about "demons" over the weekend, a jw relative exclaimed " well, demons do not like the "divine name" very much!".

  understanding what she obviously meant, i replied, "but isn't there reference in the bible that "true christians" have nothing to fear of demons?".

  ) she didn't think that there is any such reference, but i said i would do a bit of "research" .

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  During a conversation about "demons" over the weekend, a JW relative exclaimed " well, demons do not like the "Divine Name" very much!"

  Understanding what she obviously meant, I replied, "but isn't there reference in the bible that "true christians" have nothing to fear of demons?"

  (Well, I think there is.) She didn't think that there is any such reference, but I said I would do a bit of "research" which is what this post is

  about!

  Can anybody provide any information, opinion or biblical references as mentioned above? Apart from helping to respond to my relative, any such

  references would be helpful to refute the JW obsession with demons and their belief that demonic influences can explain why they don't always

  get things right and need "new light" to correct doctrinal mistakes caused by demons!

  Thanks.

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  How Did You Find This Forum?

  by SpannerintheWorks in

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  i found this forum whilst perusing the panorama web site.

  the link is half way down on the right:.

  http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/programmes/panorama/2114320.stm.

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  ESTEE,

  SpannerintheWorks,

  Nice pic . . . is that you? Woo Hoo!

  Of course it is! LOL! Actually, it is a picture of Michael the Archangel. Well not exactly him, but a

  pretty good impression of him. But what the hell! The poor dubbies are led to believe that Jesus is

  non other than MTA, so why can't I be MTA. In fact I am, BTW. Only differences between this "wordly"

  picture and I are that I am better looking, have a better tan and my ...er...muscles are bigger!

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  How Did You Find This Forum?

  by SpannerintheWorks in

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  i found this forum whilst perusing the panorama web site.

  the link is half way down on the right:.

  http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/programmes/panorama/2114320.stm.

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  E-man,

  Are you a relation of Tony Blair? You do look a little bit like him. A...n...d..he's an Englishman (I think) as well!

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