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  Are financial transactions being performed at the local Kingdom Halls?

  by I_love_Jeff in

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  is this not inappropriate behavior in the eyes of jah?

  surely it must.. .

  http://savedfromthewatchtower.blogspot.com/2011_09_01_archive.html.

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  fakesmile

  the answer is maybe. as a business person, the last place i would choose to rub elbows is at the KH. at least the mormans have an accredited university. BUT if you landscape or have a skill that is usefull, id think favors are made. now as far as big business, nah. not many jws have a skill that neccessitates even the most innocent negotiations.

  fun fact... there was a "bro" in the hall who would not return my nintendo game under the excuse that it was "conducting secular business" at the hall. what a prig.

  pointy is, rules are interpreted by the rule enforcer
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  Happy Women s Day!!!!

  by on the rocks in

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  fakesmile

  call all of the mods. i find this thread sexist. i am offended. how could a weaker vessel put enough coherent thoughts together and make up what appears to be a pagan holiday? a holiday which appears to overstep the obvious leadership of a man. BURN THE WITCHES. and lets never speak of this WOAH to MANS day again.
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  The Seeker Speaks

  by Farkel in

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  "when a person does what he always does, he will get what he always gets.".

  wise words, those.

  i have discovered after six-and-a-half decades that those who say they have found the truth, the way, the path for themselves and for all mankind, they are full of shit.

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  fakesmile

  try an E-meter.
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  Re: Will you attend the Memorial this year? Why? Why not?

  by check in

  1. jw
  2. friends

  you all had some interesting thoughts on that jw memorial thread.

  some of you mentioned that you are going so that you can set some sort of example.

  i gather that some of you believe that by going and eating, you are somehow showing them they can (or should) do it too.. that really confuses me.

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  fakesmile

  and i shall witness gods mighty hand drying that paint.
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  Re: Will you attend the Memorial this year? Why? Why not?

  by check in

  1. jw
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  you all had some interesting thoughts on that jw memorial thread.

  some of you mentioned that you are going so that you can set some sort of example.

  i gather that some of you believe that by going and eating, you are somehow showing them they can (or should) do it too.. that really confuses me.

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  fakesmile

  i will not. the reason is because i have better things to do. things such as filing my nails on a chalkboard or supervising paint drying.
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  TEC Documentary hypothesis

  by mP in

  1. watchtower
  2. beliefs

  continuing on our mini discussing at.

  http://jehovahs-witness.net/watchtower/beliefs/246435/8/greatest-show-on-earth#4664173.

  http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/documentary_hypothesis.

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  fakesmile

  12 pages of dumbasseshness.
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  Where and who will be the next pope...

  by mP in

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  im picking an italian from the north, i just dont know his name.

  if i get this right, im of course the new messiah(tm).. lars:.

  1/who does god want to be his representative on earth ?.

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  the next pope will be of european nobility. he will say things and sign things. he will be a douchbag like any other religuous leader. for the holy spirit has spoken thru me.
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  You-are-too-dumb: Proper handling of nested magazines (BOE Letter)

  by pixel in

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  2. beliefs

  to all bodies of elders.

  re: proper handling of nested magazines.

  dear brothers:.

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  fakesmile

  LMAO. guys/gals, today i ran into 2 sales reps who apparently didnt get the memo. i remembered reading this thread as i noticed him handing me a feb, watchtower that seemed a bit thick for 15 pages. i almost started laughing as i returned the extra copy. i should have used it for origami. oh well, 8 pieces will have to suffice. i wanted to shout out to the author for posting. i wonder how many copies have been wasted.
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  Out of the frying pan and into the fire. Son dating a Mormon.

  by jam in

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  i,am flabbergasted.

  he said she was a liberal mormon.. what the hell is a liberal mormon..

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  the good news is that she is a repressed freak. the bad news is that it is all for procreation. so, you're son will have some great daddy issue sex but the sheilds are down.hello grandpa x-6.
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  My Son and I have about 5 Months Left

  by bavman in

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  2. friends

  hello, i haven't been on here in awhile and it looks like a whole new crowd.

  i disassociated myself about 8 years ago.

  went through a divorce and shunning from most my family.

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  fakesmile

  ok, licker. give up. im offering advice to a person with 5 months of parenthood left. it doesnt shave my sack either way. id go so far as to say that i dont really care. go ahead, tell this guy that his efforts are in vain. ill agree with you for popularity sake. just give up. cry for 5 months and lose you're kid because a stranger says to give up trying.

  licker, take that novice advice and bury your head in sand.

  and label lick a chocolate starfish