are you or are you not the head of the house? tell you what, play jehoover a game of "paper rock siscors". have the wife act as ref so no one cheats. no show is automatic default loss. and NO substitutes for an absentee. if you loose, screw it, ill go to a meeting too.
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I AM JEHOVAH...
by tresdecu in...and i will destroy you and your family if you do not join an obscure religion formed in the 19th century by a weirdo with a goofy looking beard.. .
ahhhhhuhghgggggahhhhhh!!!.
sorry, just blowing off a little steam.
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Yurts - Relatively Safe Housing for Earthquake-Prone Areas???
by ziddina ini've always had a fascination for yurts... and i've been wondering - wouldn't these make wonderful homes for earthquake-prone areas with a relatively mild climate?.
[and the board is acting funny again... hope these pictures post...] .
notice the lightweight wooden framework.
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i think it as a nice idea as far as living green altho i hate that term, and it is structuraly sound. toss in a mesquito net and pass me a pina colada
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Tried to convince the JW's on my street I was possesed.
by Cagefighter ini took a walk down to the corner store to find something to help out my slight hangover from watching the cowboys and my poker night.
i made it half way down the block and there they were!
two older couples out door-to-door.. they seemed to be having a pow-wow in front of a block of apartments.
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ballistic, i just realised you were calling the guy who gave you bad directions a twat. yes that is a douche move. and new chapter is right. that is mos def not a normal american prank. that could possibly endanger you if you end up in a bad area, that isnt comedy to me.
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Tried to convince the JW's on my street I was possesed.
by Cagefighter ini took a walk down to the corner store to find something to help out my slight hangover from watching the cowboys and my poker night.
i made it half way down the block and there they were!
two older couples out door-to-door.. they seemed to be having a pow-wow in front of a block of apartments.
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fakesmile
we have some pretty interesting words for square, uptight, ppl who cant even crack a smile at someone acting spontaniously. i have a career choice for you. why dont you become one of those palace guards whos job it is to always look like you just got an enema. this is america we are way past laughing at someone pass gas as they reach for a crumpet. (brit accent) ooh it must have been the couch. canned laughter. yay bbc... blech
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If The JW Religion Wasn't So Strict Would You Be Against It As Much As You Are?
by minimus ini don't think i'd be so involved in making the truth be known if they weren't so extreme.. only when it affects our quality of life and our family and friendships, do i feel the need to tell others of what i know to be true about the religion.. what about you?.
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sorry i missed the question. if i had not been born in, i would not know or ever care to learn anything about them. sounds selfish but it would be more like willfull ignorance.
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If The JW Religion Wasn't So Strict Would You Be Against It As Much As You Are?
by minimus ini don't think i'd be so involved in making the truth be known if they weren't so extreme.. only when it affects our quality of life and our family and friendships, do i feel the need to tell others of what i know to be true about the religion.. what about you?.
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i dont rail against catholics or mormans tho they are similar. my beef with WT is that they affected me pesonally in education and sports along with hollidays which i dont miss. and now they are squirming back into my comfort zone thru no action of my own. ya know im pretty chill and can let most things slide but this religion is not one of them.
you dont tug on supermans cape, you dont spit in the wind, you dont pull the mask off the lone ranger. AND YOU DONT DARE THREATEN OR ATTEMPT TO CONTROL ME WITH SUPERSTITIOUS IDEAS.
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Tried to convince the JW's on my street I was possesed.
by Cagefighter ini took a walk down to the corner store to find something to help out my slight hangover from watching the cowboys and my poker night.
i made it half way down the block and there they were!
two older couples out door-to-door.. they seemed to be having a pow-wow in front of a block of apartments.
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fakesmile
steve said. "What if your display had led to either of the JWs suffering a panic attack and fleeing the scene and/or getting injured? Would you have found this hilarious?"
i would. they should instinctively trust that jehojos angel would manifest himself with his mighty sword to protect his loyal servants. in a way that is the joke. why it had potential to be really funny
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Tried to convince the JW's on my street I was possesed.
by Cagefighter ini took a walk down to the corner store to find something to help out my slight hangover from watching the cowboys and my poker night.
i made it half way down the block and there they were!
two older couples out door-to-door.. they seemed to be having a pow-wow in front of a block of apartments.
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fakesmile
and to sulla not everyone agrees to what is funny. around here we have a joke about opinions and how everyone has one.
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Tried to convince the JW's on my street I was possesed.
by Cagefighter ini took a walk down to the corner store to find something to help out my slight hangover from watching the cowboys and my poker night.
i made it half way down the block and there they were!
two older couples out door-to-door.. they seemed to be having a pow-wow in front of a block of apartments.
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fakesmile
seriously steve lighten up or you will never make it out alive. bullying is a big stretch. and no i would not classify cagfighters actions as first class comedy but all that matters really is that he got a nice little chuckle to himself. id recommend trying it.
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Tried to convince the JW's on my street I was possesed.
by Cagefighter ini took a walk down to the corner store to find something to help out my slight hangover from watching the cowboys and my poker night.
i made it half way down the block and there they were!
two older couples out door-to-door.. they seemed to be having a pow-wow in front of a block of apartments.
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fakesmile
steve2, public display of wierdness is one of the last frontiers for true comedians. its all about shock value now