Posts by safe4kids

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Lion with a heart

by compton in

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did anyone see pbs a few nights ago ?

they showed a moving photo of a lion that .

that was found on the serengetti in kenya looking after a baby onyx ( thats an animal.

im a liceinced electrician now working in wireless communication installations.i love the electrical industry,there is so much to learn and so many different things do work with and technology is always changing.never a boaring day especially when we are working in the office buildings downtown,chicks everywhere!.

beans.

safe4kids

At the moment, I'm an unemployed mom/student. In a bazillion years, when I finally finish school, I'll be a social worker (hopefully!)

Dana

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The Plane Ride

by JAVA in

here's a little humor to think about the next time you fly the friendly skys:.

a man boards an airplane and takes his seat.

as he settles in, he glances up and sees a very beautiful woman boarding the plane.

safe4kids

ROFLMAO Java!

Dana

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Why Is It That Americans Here Never.....

by Englishman in

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slag off us brits?.

i read all these posts (mainly by a couple of cuddly norwegians) about how the us needs to get it's act together, then there's a flurry of ripostes, the occasional nasty dig, a few generalisations and then the whole thing peters out until some bright spark feels the urge to start off the mischief once again.. well, im sick and tired of belonging to a perfect race and living in a perfect country.

the uk obviously has the best economy, the best soccer teams, the best monarchy, the best teeth, the best cuisine, the best weather, the best tv, the best armed forces, the best penal system, the best paranoids,.

safe4kids

Yes, yes, yes, Eman...what I want to know tho, is WHOSE tongue and WHOSE cheek??

Dana

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Anyone form Orlando Florida

by exodus in

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i'm planning to travel to orlando florida this week along with my buddy patriot on a business trip.

is there anyone form orlando florida who will like to meet us while we're visiting orlando?

please email me.

safe4kids

Say Cello,

If it works out, Skipper and I could act as chaperones for you and Ven. We want things to "take place decently and by arrangement", doncha know!

Dana

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Whats the dumbest thing you were counselled for?

by Beck_Melbourne in

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i was once counselled by the elders for watching 'knots landing'....it became widely known in the congregation that me and a few other sisters would rush home from field service to watch our favourite soapie.

if we missed it, we would ring each other up for an update...or...if we weren't near a tv we would ask someone to put the phone handset on the top of their tv so we could hear it...pathetic huh...but that was all the excitement we could scrounge up in our otherwise dull and uneventful lives.

one of the elder's wive's conscience got the better of her...and she confessed to her husband..lol.

safe4kids

I was once counseled indirectly (the elder asked my sister to talk to me, for christ's sake!) about wearing a see-through blouse for a part on the ministry school. I wore it coz I had a crush on a certain brother and wanted to turn him on.

Another time, my cousin and I babysat a group of witness kids so the parents could go out and get smashed. While sitting for them, the kids turned out the lights and told (very tame) ghost stories. Next day, the parents were all in an uproar about the 'seance' we had held! LOLOL

Dana

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Why Is It That Americans Here Never.....

by Englishman in

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slag off us brits?.

i read all these posts (mainly by a couple of cuddly norwegians) about how the us needs to get it's act together, then there's a flurry of ripostes, the occasional nasty dig, a few generalisations and then the whole thing peters out until some bright spark feels the urge to start off the mischief once again.. well, im sick and tired of belonging to a perfect race and living in a perfect country.

the uk obviously has the best economy, the best soccer teams, the best monarchy, the best teeth, the best cuisine, the best weather, the best tv, the best armed forces, the best penal system, the best paranoids,.