If I began to think I needed to be married, I would find a woman and give her my house, sign over my bank account and stock portfolio to her, buy her a couple cars and then ask some thug to beat the living Hell out of me, and I am pretty sure that would cure the desire.
TBH I think prostitution should be legal. At least even a high end escort will always be less costly than getting married.
Now let the thumb down votes commence.