i know wifibandit will post the pdf soon, this is just a snack for you guys and girls.... .
I feel like making a copy of the elder's program and putting a copy under the windshield wipers of all of the cars at the next meeting.
HAHAHAHA. I did that very thing last night. The difference being that I only put the "elders" programs along with a hi-lited copy of the letter saying NOT to give the information to the MS's under each of the MS's vehicle wiper blades.
last week's wt study, sept. 25 - oct, 1 , contains a wording often repeated in old publications, that is at variance with the bible's reading , (no surprise here), wherein wt writers have consistently insisted that the universal sovereignty issue will be settled by,- or at the end of the 1000 year reign.
this erroneous rendering of the events following satan's release after the millennium is again used in par.
"--it will not be until the end of his thousand year reign that all his enemies will be completely destroyed.." .
finally the third Armeggedon at the end of the 1,000 years.
To be followed at some point in time as revealed by Nulite in the scrolls yet to be opened by a fourth "Armageddon"...and a fifth...and a...well we all get the point.
expect a day of fluff, more bells and whistles and boasting.
they are not going to throw shade on their glorious day.
but shortly thereafter when everyone's feeling good about themselves expect the hammer to come down during a morning worship broadcast..
It will be interesting to see if they use the occasion to grumble about whatever their latest peeve is, or if they, maybe, possibly, try to be "encouraging".
Encouraging is a word not found in their vocabulary..
my jw wife, like all of us, was saddened by the senseless killings in nevada.
she said, "the shootings just shows how much we need god's kingdom.
" i replied, "yes if it was armageddon, jehovah wouldn't have left any survivors.
"Yes if it was Armageddon, Jehovah wouldn't have left any survivors."
(August 2017) The world population will reach 9.8 billion in 2050, up 31 percent from an estimated 7.5 billion currently. [Ref. 2017 World Population Data Sheet]
Just think, at that rate Armageddon only needs to wipe out 7,494,999,941 more people than were killed in Las Vegas. I wonder what the response would be if someone were hit with that figure when they spout off about how much "we" need the Big A to happen..."soon"?
tutorial for making donations electronically video will be considered the week of october 16, 2017.. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c_z32hlqw-0.
Excuse me...may I go throw up now?
The increasing, ever more blatant begging for money ought to make SOMEONE open up their eyes to this scam!
october 2, 2017 to all bodies of elders in the united states branch territory re: contributions received at the 2017 annual meeting.
Never let an opportunity to beg for money go to waste!
do you remember going to the meetings because you had to??
there were times when you were sick or definitely under the weather or perhaps you were exhausted physically and or mentally, and you were still required to go to the meetings!
even during inclement weather you had to go.
And meetings...you'd have all these flu ridden diehards there spewing their germs all over the place when they belonged home in bed.
On the bright side though...that gave US the perfect opportunity to show how "spiritual" WE were by then coming the next week hacking, sneezing, and blowing snot and spit flecks all over THEM!
do you remember going to the meetings because you had to??
there were times when you were sick or definitely under the weather or perhaps you were exhausted physically and or mentally, and you were still required to go to the meetings!
even during inclement weather you had to go.
circuit overseer's demanded that we still make a meeting even if the weather was treacherous!
Oh ye of little faith...don't you know that if you go out on roads, even if the government has decreed NO TRAVEL that if you are in a wreck it is only material property? At least you will still have your life in order to continue doing more in field service. And if you die...well there is always that promised resurrection..."soon"...
Did I cover the bases the Jdubs use as excuses for being stupid?
a place that will bring you praise.
https://tv.jw.org/#en/mediaitems/latestvideos/pub-jwb_201801_8_video.
Oh, and did I mention
elders meet with regular pioneers, special pioneers, and field missionaries program for december 2017 through january 2018 s-211-18-e 9/17.
WTB&T$ just cannot let any opportunity go by without demonizing getting an education and a well paying job instead of being an illiterate, financially strapped leech on society.
