Posts by FFGhost

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2/2022 WT: a repeated request & more doubletalk

by neat blue dog in

we all know the now famous quote, "all of us must be ready to obey any instructions we may receive, whether these appear sound from a strategic or human standpoint or not.

" well, this point is regurgitated in the latest wt, along with yet another new bunker scene:.

"during the great tribulation, we may receive instructions that seem strange, impractical, or illogical .

FFGhost

If you want some lolz, here is the JW Talk discussion of the articles:

https://jwtalk.net/topic/50596-the-watchtower%E2%80%94study-edition-february-2022/

At the moment, the thread is in the "publicly visible" section so you don't need a login to view it. That may change as the comments become (even more) bizarre.

Lots of talk about disposing of dead bodies after Armageddon, anti-matter, what folks will eat after Armageddon, etc.

Interesting to see the cognitive dissonance arising among the few who spend more than 10 seconds thinking about what a global slaughter of 7 billion people would really be like. Those who recognize the "danger" of this "independent thought" are trying to corral in the rest with "stop thinking about it, Jehovah will take care of it" comments.

If you think you miss the "spiritual conversations" at JW "get-togethers", reading that thread should immunize you for a while.

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2/2022 WT: a repeated request & more doubletalk

by neat blue dog in

we all know the now famous quote, "all of us must be ready to obey any instructions we may receive, whether these appear sound from a strategic or human standpoint or not.

" well, this point is regurgitated in the latest wt, along with yet another new bunker scene:.

"during the great tribulation, we may receive instructions that seem strange, impractical, or illogical .

FFGhost

Love the bunker picture.

Society has broken down. Churches are burning. Martial law is in effect. A "great tribulation" is raging. Crazed demonic hordes are roaming the streets, having vowed to kill any JW on sight. Searching houses...where are the JWs? Where are the JWs? Gotta find the JWs....

Meanwhile, in the JW bunker, electricity is working fine, router & Wi-Fi are A-OK, and it apparently never occurs to anyone that Brother Elder's functioning tablet almost certainly has a GPS locator which will identify to anyone remotely competent exactly where his bunker is.

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What changes are on the way?

by insearchoftruth in

i was listening to the co talk to my wife’s congregation on sunday and pretty much the complete talk was justifying doctrinal and organizational changes and pretty much preparing the ‘rank and file’ for upcoming changes.

anyone on hear have any insight of what ‘new light’ is coming in the future?.

FFGhost

Credit where credit is due.

"Scholar" is by far the most effective troller I've ever seen.

Pro tips for the amateurs:

-- Stick to just one topic - focus, focus, focus

-- Repeat yourself, er, repeatedly

-- When trapped beyond hope, simply state "that is your interpretation" and plow right on ahead

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Lockdown: 2025 | Full Sci-Fi Thriller Movie | Exclusive to Sci-Fi Central

by lastmanstanding in

please go to youtube and watch this movie.

and read the comments.

see if you come up with the same thing i think.. ps pay attention to the young man quoting the new world translation from matthew 24 about the day of the lord.. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xwfwaldts8c.

FFGhost

And on every site where it's to be found the comments are the same. Glowing reviews, copy and pastes. How's that possible?

Much to learn you have in the ways of the interwebs, young paduwan.

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2021-November-18--Pioneers!

by Atlantis in

jw
friends

2021-11-18--pioneers.

click the image to make it larger.. .

https://postimg.cc/4nydmk0j.

FFGhost

Gad, what a bunch of maroons.

How many 10's of thousands of pioneer applications have been approved by elders from JWs eager for the "cachet" of being called a "pioneer" but who aren't able to get even 1/4 the normally required hours?

So apparently it never occurred to the WTS brain trust that current pioneers would be excitedly talking about how there is no hour requirement to anyone & everyone, and nitwit elders would "encourage" JWs to pioneer, mentioning as it does in their COVID guidelines that "there is no hour requirement even for newly appointed pioneers".

And now, 3 months later, as they see those 10's of thousands of new pioneers, all getting the same 10 or 15 hours per month as they did when they were "just publishers", they think, "gee, maybe we should have provided a little more guidance".

Idiots.

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So, When Did They Stop Singing?

by Atlantis in

jw
friends

rutherford said:.

a few words like the above pronounced at the beginning of the study would be far more beneficial than to occupy the same time in singing songs, which often express much that is out of harmony with the truth of and concerning god's kingdom.watchtower/1938/may/1st/pg.139 .

back then, they had what was called: order of study, and this is what every overseer was instructed to say to the audience.. .

FFGhost

Good gravy, that statement reads like something written by a pompous ass drunk on (not necessarily in this order) his own sense of self-importance and unfiltered corn whiskey.

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How did Revelation make it in the bible?? It's a drug fuelled trip!

by Witness 007 in

catholic church killed off alot of christian books from the "offical" bible collection.

so why let thru the weird book of revelation?

have you read the watchtowers explanation it's a joke rutherford's conventions play a huge part..

FFGhost

IIRC there was a big big controversy about whether to finally include it or not in the canon of accepted books. I'm pretty sure it is documented somewhere, all the back and forth of the debate.

Yes, it was definitely written under the influence of....something!

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“A Better World Is Near.”

by Rattigan350 in

"the campaign will feature the distribution of a special edition of the watchtower magazine containing the cover series “a better world is near.”".

"more than 36 million printed copies of the magazine will be distributed in some 230 languages to communities in 240 lands around the globe.

in addition, the digital publication is available on various platforms in nearly 400 languages.".

FFGhost

When is this campaign?

Right now - the month of November 2021.

LOL - good to know this "special campaign" is every bit as effective as the lass 80 or 90 "special campaigns" they've held - 99.9% of the globe's population has no idea about it.

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So I was at a jw wedding and guess what!

by nowwhat? in

the major topic of conversation was that almost all do not want to go back to the meetings and field service!

and we are talking very zealous and active witnesses!

.

FFGhost

Over on the JW Talk website, which is pretty vigilantly guarded against "apostates", virtually all of the posted comments related to meeting again the KHs is negative.

It's really surprising (1) that there is so much strong feeling against it and (2) that JW Talk permits it.

I echo SBF - the WTS is severely underestimating the resistance JWs will have to starting back up to a "normal" routine.

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“A Better World Is Near.”

by Rattigan350 in

"the campaign will feature the distribution of a special edition of the watchtower magazine containing the cover series “a better world is near.”".

"more than 36 million printed copies of the magazine will be distributed in some 230 languages to communities in 240 lands around the globe.

in addition, the digital publication is available on various platforms in nearly 400 languages.".

FFGhost

it`s not just around the corner , not soon ,but near.?

"Very soon now!"

142 years of "very soon now".

If it delays a few more centuries, I might have to consider the possibility that they don't know what they are talking about.