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really good joke.
by searchfothetruth in
1. social
2. humour
dodgy sermon.. a new priest at his first mass was so nervous he could hardly speak.

after mass he asks the monsignor how he had done.. the monsignor replied "when i am worried about getting nervous on the pulpit, i put a glass of vodka next to the water glass.

if i start to get nervous, i take a sip.".
joke
by searchfothetruth in
1. social
2. humour
a police officer had just pulled over a car.

when he walked up to the car the man rolled down his window and said, 'what's the problem, officer?

' to which the policeman replied, 'i stopped you for going through that red light back there.'.
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Lets discuss the MOST IMPORTANT issue today
by searchfothetruth in
1. jw
2. friends
of course there are many important issues facing the world today but the most important, obviously, is:.

who is the greatest football team of all time.

of course it's liverpool football club, but i'm sure i may be called an idiot or worse.
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A Joke.
by searchfothetruth in
1. social
2. humour
a boy and his father from the countryside visit the big city for the first time.they went into a shopping centre and they were amazed by everything that they saw, but especially by two shiny, silver walls that could move apart and back together again.. the boy asked the father what it was.

'son' he replied, 'i have never seen anything like this in my life.'.

while the boy and his father watched wide-eyed, an old lady in a wheelchair rolled up to the moving walls and pressed a button.
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Friendly fire?...Don't the Yanks ever learn?
by searchfothetruth in
1. jw
2. friends
the british forces are under double pressure as they not only have to be aware of attacks from the iraqi's but they have to keep one eye on their american friends.. during the last gulf war, the americans inflicted more casualties on the coalition forces than the iraqi's did.. friendly fire seems to be limited to the americans.

you never hear of the royal marines accidentally shooting up a car of journalists or blowing an american plane out of the sky.... but, what am i saying, the americans have a president that has attacked another nation without just cause... so thats where they get it from.. watch out boys!...the americans are about.

take cover.
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George Bush's excuse is good enough for me !
by searchfothetruth in
1. watchtower
2. beliefs
i am really excited by george bush's latest reason for bombing iraq: he's running out of patience.

for some time now i've been really pi##ed off with mr johnson, who lives a couple of doors down the street.

well, him and mr patel, who runs the health food shop.they both give me queer looks, and i'm sure mr johnson is planning something nasty for me, but so far i haven't been able to discover what.. i've been round to his place a few times to see what he's up to, but he's got everything well hidden.
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Elder came...grasped at straws...and left. UPDATE!
by searchfothetruth in
1. watchtower
2. bible
well i had a very interesting conversation on friday night.

sorry to be so long letting you know what happened.. only one elder turned up and i was wrong in my original thought that my mum had given him my report, it seems he was coming to ask me to study, therefore he was totally unprepared for what was about to happen to him.

but, i have to say, that he was the most honest elder i have spoke to and i'm sure you will be surprised by some of the things he said.. he started off wanting to know what made me stop going to the meetings and i related to him my experiences of a certain body of elders that had, to say the least, made me realise that they thought that they were a law unto themselves (including stealing, lying and generally being un-christian).
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Elders coming...i'm shaking in my boots...NOT! Any help?
by searchfothetruth in
1. watchtower
2. bible
i had a phone call last night from one of the elders asking if they can come around.

when i asked him why he said it was to discuss whether i would be interested in having a study.. this is strange as i have been baptised since i was 14 and left about 4 years ago and have had little contact with any witnesses except my parents, but, the only thing that has changed over the last few weeks is that i put together a 50 page report documenting a range of subjects including the un involvment etc and give it to my mum.

then within a week the elders want to ask my to have a study!.
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could your son be gay???
by searchfothetruth in
1. jw
2. friends
how would you react if doctors come up with a test that could determine if your son would turn out to be gay when he grows up?

how would you react?

i personally, having two young sons myself, would not want to know.
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has YOU KNOW finally gone?
by searchfothetruth in
1. jw
2. friends
i say with mixed feelings and fingers crossed, but i haven't read any of you knows totally stupid and un-thought provoking posts the last few days and i was wondering if he had finally realised what a total moron he sounds or whether simon has done the decent thing and blocked the idiot from posting...or is it just wishfull thinking on my part???

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