Posts by seawolf

should be loads of fun for all since last time he publicly humiliated and literally tongue lashed the yoots for dressing worldly and the moms for letting their children cry.. the 20 something guys had the audacity to wear flashy ties and dark shirts, the baby room was being used by a korean book study and it was raining outside.

wtf were the moms supposed to do with their kids when there was literally no place to put them.. something that i found very interesting was that i was exempt from the flashy tie and dark shirt thing even though i made it a point to stand in front of him and take off my coat while discussing the down pour after the meeting.

seawolf

Minister, I hate to say it but I hope he keeps right on beating people up emotionally.

We can always hope that they start to choke after that fine, spiritual food and give themselves the heimlich right out of the hall for good.

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Is there new light on separation/divorce?

by somebodylovesme in

i had a chance to thumb through the bible teach book (which was a waste of fifteen minutes of my life that i'll never get back ...) and i had a question about the section on family life.

i believe it stated that separation was allowed in some extreme situations (not named), but that divorce was only allowed in cases of fornication..

i was never a jw, but i'm currently watching a jw family member go through some crap in their marriage.

seawolf

It also varies from hall to hall. Where I was at a woman that was being abused was going to leave her husband (he was not a JW) and the presiding overseer told her that if she did he'd disfellowship her. He'd do it, too. I swear I think he got off df'ing people.

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What was the first thing Adam said when he set eyes on Eve?

by ballistic in

jw
friends

according to the bible he decided to name her "woman".

in the previous verses he had been on an exercise to name all the beasts of the field and birds of the air.. personally, if i'd been wandering around a paradise garden on my own for years naming animals and suddenly set eyes on a perfect naked woman, i think i would be inclined to invent the first swear word.. although later, when eve gave birth, adam said it had been "with the lord's help".

so maybe he wasn't quite as spontaneous as i'd imagined, or maybe adam thought god was serious when he said she was a "helper".

seawolf

''Do you smell tuna?''

In oil or water?

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What was the first thing Adam said when he set eyes on Eve?

by ballistic in

jw
friends

according to the bible he decided to name her "woman".

in the previous verses he had been on an exercise to name all the beasts of the field and birds of the air.. personally, if i'd been wandering around a paradise garden on my own for years naming animals and suddenly set eyes on a perfect naked woman, i think i would be inclined to invent the first swear word.. although later, when eve gave birth, adam said it had been "with the lord's help".

so maybe he wasn't quite as spontaneous as i'd imagined, or maybe adam thought god was serious when he said she was a "helper".

seawolf

Probably something along the lines of:

alt

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What do you think about bringing your date to Hooters?

by averyniceguy in

seawolf

Do you not call car horns "hooters" then??

non. I've never heard that phrase before. If I were with a girl in a car and she told me to hit that hooter she might be in for a surprise.

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