watchtower 9/16/2010 pg.
27 paragraph 9 .
"i am he who searches the kidneys and hearts, and i will give to you individually according to your deeds.
MrFreeze,
I'm not gonna lie, I like looking at porn. I also enjoy doing the solo trombone. I bet there are few brothers in any hall who doesn't give himself a workout each evening before bed... Sorry to be so blunt, but it had to be said.
Of course. Haven't you ever noticed all the guys with mismatched socks? They're too busy using them for defilements of the flesh that they just end of putting on whatever is left over.
watchtower 9/16/2010 pg.
27 paragraph 9 .
"i am he who searches the kidneys and hearts, and i will give to you individually according to your deeds.
Spiritual porn ?
What happens when you're looking at spiritual porn? Your mother walks in on you masturbating to freeminds.org or something???
in the september 15th wt koolaid edition, the study article "christian unity glorifies god" in paragraph 10 this is stated:.
"the immoral world in which we live threatens our unity.
people joke about fornication, sing about it, watch it for entertainment, and practice it either in secret or openly.
I can see their next article on how it's jehovah's will that we not answer the door when the FedEX or UPS man comes to the door. That innocent smile he gives you as he's stacking your boxes from Amazon.com are just his attempts to mount you doggy style and ride you like a racehorse! If the householder is male then that's even worse because all of that plus the common courtesy of a reacharound are just a few mouse clicks away! If you don't want to have to fight them off with your sword (bible) and nunchucks (watchtower and awake) DON'T ANSWER THE DOOR!!!
the watchtower will be studied tomorrow that contains the new overlapping generations teaching.
paragraph 10 reads:.
"he evidently meant that the lives of the anointed who were on hand when the sign began to become evident in 1914 would overlap with the lives of other anointed ones who would see the start of the great tribulation.".
No coughing at all during the study. They hoovered it all up and even made comments at the end that with this new understanding that we KNOW the end is VERY close! WTF?
the watchtower will be studied tomorrow that contains the new overlapping generations teaching.
paragraph 10 reads:.
"he evidently meant that the lives of the anointed who were on hand when the sign began to become evident in 1914 would overlap with the lives of other anointed ones who would see the start of the great tribulation.".
I can't really listen in to the washtowel study over the phone because the circuit undertaker is there today. Guess I could see if the coughs happen when they read the question.
i've stated this before on this message board but i was kind of curious about this and wanted to get some feedback from the group.
in particular, the ladies who are either current or former jw's.. about a year or so ago, my wife went with me to a church i was attending at the time.
we then later that morning attended a kh meeting.
garyneal,
After reading your post and the posts that YKnot wrote concerning the man shortage. Maybe I should've become a witness at an earlier age after all.
I'm not going to lie to you--there are a lot of hot women at the KH. The problem is many of them have family trees that you do NOT want to climb.
I can agree with the society taking a man's balls away. Since I stopped going I grew a pair so big that I have had to put all my monitors on 1' high stands so I can see them since I'm sitting so much higher in my computer chairs now.
the new, new, new, new light on the generation: just believe it -- or else!.
the watchtower, august 1st, 2001 issue, page 14, paragraph 8:.
"first, since oneness is to be observed, a mature christian must be in unity and full harmony with fellow believers as far as faith and knowledge are concerned.
They will leave with their spiritual KY jelly so their "new light" won't chaff during their Sunday night all-night spiritual masturbation session. So if you see witnesses come Monday morning with bloodshot eyes walking like they just got off the mechanical bull at Gilley's and seeing double of everything you'll know why.
we were at a party (get-together in jw speak) and somehow the ones i was talking with changed the subject to a talk given by the co that "the end is closer than we think.".
i just sheepishly asked the group ... "i don't understand that phrase, "the end is closer than we think.
" i said my parents told me i would never go to school, then later that i would never graduate from high school, and that i would never get married.. then i mentioned my parents were expecting the end to be in 1975 ... my grandparents were expecting the end numerous times in the 1920's and 1930's.. so i very nicely asked, "isn't is more correct to say "the end is farther than we think?
LOL, seriously it never fails to amaze me how they're always speculating on when the end will arrive when it's supposed to come as "a thief in the night".
Ditto. They say that crap to me and I tell them, "You know, a thief might come next week, next month, next year, the next decade...or NEVER."
I still have yet to have any of them give me a response after that.
bro.
jaracz died this morning, wednesday, june 9, 2010 at about 7:30 am.
he was 84 years old.
God needed another angel.
who were your past circuit overseers?
i'm sure a lot of us actually know mutual people, as the co's relocate all over the country.. here's a few from the southeast us: (let me know if you recognize any names and post yours too please...).
ellwood johnson (new york/philadelphia area for several years also).
lol Andy Cole. He got hauled to my house one time and we got the third degree.
