Heaven: You filthy apostate! How do you dare to doubt my interpretation? This was whispered to my ear by an angel with a sweet voice and a 36DD.
BluePill2
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The King of the North is getting Angry...
by rhodesboy inthis topic is of a theological nature.
if you have some scriptural insight, please share.
grievances are not welcome!.
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The King of the North is getting Angry...
by rhodesboy inthis topic is of a theological nature.
if you have some scriptural insight, please share.
grievances are not welcome!.
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BluePill2
Can I take a shoot? Here we go (even in the new Borg style of: simple & brutish - which is the new fashion among WT-Bible-Theologists!)
The North. North is clearly NORTH America. Why? Because it says a KING (male) and Canada has a Queen. Also Canada is too cold for horses. Moving on. The true King of the North sits on unmeasurable wealth. I think he even has a franchise. Therefore this is the true King of the North:
Now, because old chap Daniel mentioned also the King of the South, we believe and assume in a factual way that this represents the invasion of Mexicans into the US:
Los Reyes del Sur (could be a a good name for a Ranchera group) are clearyly preparing an attack to take all the jobs that the King of the North has to offer! The King of the South is Mexico (because, ehm, it is south from the North and also because I say so)
In the following video you can see how such an attack could look like:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rryDND06LHU
Please go back to the Bunker to read your Bible and eat your rice bowl. Thank you.
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The Watchtower 11/15/2014
by wifibandit inhttp://bayfiles.net/file/1jpu5/qhxxxl/w_e20141115.pdf.
select "premium download".
(thanks breakfast of champions).
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BluePill2
Blondie: I stand corrected...
...either my memories are fading or my book was just discolored . Either way, just out of curiosity (since we are both "old timers"), if I mention that book and you had to remember ONE image, right away, in the moment, which one would it be?
I have the feeling that it would be the same I would remember...
Thank you for your great and always factual comments!!!!
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The Watchtower 11/15/2014
by wifibandit inhttp://bayfiles.net/file/1jpu5/qhxxxl/w_e20141115.pdf.
select "premium download".
(thanks breakfast of champions).
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BluePill2
Someone at Bethel is watching too much Walking Dead...
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The Watchtower 11/15/2014
by wifibandit inhttp://bayfiles.net/file/1jpu5/qhxxxl/w_e20141115.pdf.
select "premium download".
(thanks breakfast of champions).
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BluePill2
What I noticed over the years is that really difficult stuff to put in writing is better drawn as a picture! Much better effect on the gullible brothers and sisters idiots!
If you could remember just ONE THING from the old Paradise lost book (the pink one, oldtimers will remember). What would it be? I thought so...the same goes for other books. Some pictures just hit home like a sledgehammer. No need to SAY things, just HINT at them and let the fantasy run like wild...
Unfortunately this will make people like my mother sad and depressed, because she will not be able to picture us there and that she didn't do a good job in "saving" me.
I hope this cult dies of BOREDOM!
PS: LOVE you all for the humor and for cracking good jokes! Vin Diesel comments and elder with horrible taste for fashion where spot on.
PSPS: I agree with the comment that for an European this looks like some crazy-ass American Christian fundamentalist shite (which it is!) I guess: THANK YOU AMERICA for McDonalds and Jehovahs Witnesses. The sweet taste of freedom.....aaaaaaahhhhhh, I'm loving it!!!!!!
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According to JWs' application of Acts 15:29, shouldn't they also be refusing medical examinations by gynecologists?
by Island Man inwatchtower uses the following twisted logic to equate receiving a blood transfusion, with feeding on blood:.
feeding is sometimes done by injecting nutrients intravenously.. blood transfusions are carried out by injecting blood intravenously.. therefore the intravenous injecting of blood can be equated with feeding intravenously.. hence, true christians refuse blood transfusions in order to obey the biblical command to "abstain from blood".. now notice how the same kind of twisted logic leads to the equating of an invasive examination by a gynecologist, with sexual intercourse:.
sexual intercourse is often done by inserting the penis into the vagina.. certain invasive examinations by a gynecologist is done by inserting an instrument into the vagina.. therefore such invasive gynecological examinations can be equated with sexual intercourse.. hence, true christians refuse such gynecological examinations that are performed by someone to whom they're not married, in order to obey the biblical command to "abstain from fornication".. it's the same kind of twisted reasoning, isn't it?
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BluePill2
WT cult: donors semen in your wife = adultery (pregnant from someone else other than husband)
Bible: Mary got pregnant...
...well, never mind.
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What is this latest letter from the GB about?
by stuckinarut2 inwe have been told this week that all in the elder and ms body will be read a letter from the gb about "make this the greatest month of activity ever"..... has anyone else had such a letter read out in their cong / servant body?.
i presume it will be all about "recommending strongly/insisting" that all these men should pioneer for the month?.
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BluePill2
Let me resume the GB letter for you in one pic:
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This Site has lots of good Jehovah's Witness JOKES. Have a laugh!
by BluePill2 infound this neat site (was searching for good world championship jokes - was not disappointed).
plenty of good jw jokes:.
http://www.sickipedia.org/religion/jehovahs-witnesses?page=1.
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BluePill2
Found this neat site (was searching for good World Championship jokes - was not disappointed)
Plenty of good JW jokes:
http://www.sickipedia.org/religion/jehovahs-witnesses?page=1
I warn you, jokes about other topics can be quite rough and crude (not without reason called SICKipedia...)
Enjoy
Some of my favourites:
"Why don't Jehovah's Witnesses celebrate Halloween? They don't like random strangers knocking on their door."
"How many Jehovah's Witnesses does it take to change a light bulb? Three: one to change the bulb and turn it on, the other two bastards to knock on your door and ask if you've seen the light..."
Always good to have a good laugh.
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True Stories from the Tower - Part 1 "From Anointed to Pedophile to Bethelite"
by BluePill2 inbefore i dive into the actual write-up of this experience, let me put some things straight.. i have thought long and hard if i should write more about my experiences during the 10+ years at different branches.
during these years i worked from financial department, service department, home office and different it assignments.
as you can imagine one sees and hears and reads a lot of stuff going through different stations in different countries.
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BluePill2
Outlaw:
You understand me. If that post helps only one person to see what we are trying to say and acts (becoming a whistleblower) than this was all worth it.
I am not mad at villagegirl, I understand where she is coming from, although I also don't know her personal circumstances and her mental settings whilst writing what she wrote. At the same time there are details to my account that I cannot and will not disclose on a public forum, as that is NOT the purpose of my thread and will neither help the victims or punish the perpetrator(s). I also think that villagegirl actually didn't properly read my OP and/or didn't get the point of why I was writing this (this might be due to my language limitations and the limitations of a board like this where you can't see the person and therefore one element of judgement is missing, albeit a very important one in human communication). Sometimes problems like this one are more complex and the "obvious" frontal approach makes things worse (especially for the victims!).
Can total justice be made? No, as for that, these children should have not gone through this terrible experience at all. As some of you know, in a pursuit to punish the criminal, often the victims have to go through a terrible experience again and again (you mentioned a child abuse victim in your post by name and even say that she is on Facebook! How in gods earth is that helping her? I don't believe that you or I or anybody else has the right to expose someone publicly! THAT is not right.)
villagegirl: By no means have I said that the Nicaraguans have "no intelligence" (WHERE did you read this??? You are not even reading what I am writing, but the first to throw the first stone!). I LOVE Nicaraguans and still maintain close friendship with many of them (even visiting the country AFTER leaving the cult to help out with some things that I will also not disclose here).
What I said is that their Justice system is corrupt beyond any measure! I will write another installment here (in this case with some names) where you will see that one Circuit Overseer abused over 15 children over a time span of 7-8 years, known to the authorities and going unpunished (I will tell you EXACTLY how he did it and how the Watchtower didn't do a thing either). Actually you can get away with murder by simply bribing the Police and all the way up to the Judge! You talk so freely about "international law" and "Justice systems" that simply DO NOT WORK. Period. You can all day long cite the Charter of Human rights to me and I will tell you again and again that it only exists ON PAPER. The Watchtower helds (had) tremendous power in other countries outside the US/Canada - you will never believe me what they could get away with! I have seen, with my own eyes, how Special Pioneers that left "the truth" ended up being persecuted by the Police because of simple "Watchtower Power" wielded against them.
You don't have to believe me. I am truly trying in my earnest efforts to, maybe, open your eyes to the crude truth. I don't know how long you lived in Lebanon, but maybe you know that the world is full of misery and that it affects REAL people in very REAL ways. Lawyers are something for rich people in Western countries. Sorry for popping your Bubble.
Had you contacted the authorities with what you know, they would have closed down the Bethel Branch and thrown the WT out of the country.
This statement is one example. Very sweet and naive too. Sorry, that is not how things work. Really not. They would rather jail the victims then throwing the WT out of the country! The WT had close knit political connections in the country (even becoming getting MisiĆ³n Internacional status - with diplomatic immunity - you can read that up on their Yearbook about Nicaragua. No secret.)
Outlaw and some other members of this board know a bit more and that should suffice.
Thank you all for reading and commenting. I also thank villagegirl for her energic posture, we need anyone and everyone on board and there are many ways to face the WT Society. Hopefully we can continue to join our forces and to support each other.
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In Death lies Glory
by BluePill2 ini was alone at the new branch construction site in ticuantepe (nicaragua).
everybody had taken off for a weekend assembly in the capital and it was my turn to have watchman duty and guard the site.
we had dogs and i only had to walk around the perimeters and check all the gates and entrances.. suddenly a young boy appeared at the main gate, breathless and visibly nervous.
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BluePill2
tootired2care: That is another crucial point in this discussion. People that lived with the right perspective in mind - that they will eventually die - took another approach in their Life. If you have limited time you become much more focused in solving problems or in attaining goals. Many scientists, great artists or explorers focused on their endeavour to get results within their Lifetime! (one example of this is Madame Curie who relentlessly dedicated herself to her research projects and became the only person to win the Nobel Prize in multiple sciences).
If you ever played a computer game that is very difficult and you have limited Life's you will be more focused than playing it in "God mode". JW are "playing" the game with the mindset of "unlimited time" whilst there is no "tomorrow" to do all the beautiful things you desire - the time is NOW.
Magnum: You mention absolute valid points. I still smack myself for not seeing this before. It is so crystal clear (your example with calcium) that eternal Life would need some serious physical and biological "bendings" on God, to the point where his own creation wouldn't make sense!
Kaik:
Once people realize that they have this certian gift of life, they may pursue their abilities and happiness much better. Instead for thousands of years people wait for some higher being to solve all their problems, while do nothing about improving their own life around.
I couldn't have said this better than you! Exactly the point. Once you shed the thought of "eternal Life" your mind shifts and your actions too! You act in a more concentrated, condensed way.