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  We Love You,We Miss You and Shoveling Snow!

  by Blueblades in

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  so,tell me,how many of you received a phone call from those that call you to come to the meetings and field service who love you and miss you,how many of you treceived a phone call to check up on you to see if you needed anything especially to have your sidewalk shoveled off by one of the concerned eldersor ministerial servants,during this major snowstorm?.

  my wife and i were out shoveling snow and did not see one jw,neither have we heard from those that love us and miss us,to assist us in this time of need,shoveling snow and etc.. how about any of you?.

  blueblades

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  Funchback

  The only thing a JW knows how to shovel is bullcrap.
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  I am a *CRACK ADDICT*

  by Funchback in

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  it's an addiction that i have tried to stop since i was a young boy.

  my friends and loved ones have tried to encourage me to quit, but i just can't.

  when i used to attend meetings, i would feed my addiction right there in the kingdom hall.

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  It's an addiction that I have tried to stop since I was a young boy. My friends and loved ones have tried to encourage me to quit, but I just can't. When I used to attend meetings, I would feed my addiction right there in the Kingdom Hall. And I generally need a "hit" every (25) minutes or so.

  Yes, I cannot stop cracking my knuckles! I can crack all (8) fingers and (2) thumbs. I can also get TWO cracks from all (8) fingers (the top knuckle and the middle knuckle). I can even crack all of my toes. I sound like a human fireworks show: *CRACK*SNAP*POP* (either THAT or I sound like a BIG bowl of Rice Krispies!).

  During the meetings, my wife would give me evil, dirty looks. I like to crack each finger individually. After my third finger-crack, she would nudge me with her elbow. But, as any of you crack addicts know, once you've started craking you HAVE to FINISH cracking. You can't just do a few fingers and then forget about it.

  Who else here is a crack addict? It's okay...You can now come clean!

  Crack addicts of the world UNITE!
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  Funny Cartoon From Daughter

  by Undecided in

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  i hope this works.. .

  no she doesn't have them .. ken p.

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  Funchback

  Work, it does not.

  Sorry.
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  FAT PEOPLE = BAD ASSOCIATION

  by Funchback in

  1. watchtower
  2. bible

  i carry a few extra pounds but i generally don't overeat.

  however, i enjoy a good meal.

  but, the organization that says, "let us not judge others" is giving it's members free reign to judge those who are overweight (in the judger's eyes).

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  Funchback

  Nathan Natas-

  Truly hilarious!

  All this talk is getting me hungry. I think it's time to have a Reese's Pieces Sundae @ Friendly's.
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  FAT PEOPLE = BAD ASSOCIATION

  by Funchback in

  1. watchtower
  2. bible

  i carry a few extra pounds but i generally don't overeat.

  however, i enjoy a good meal.

  but, the organization that says, "let us not judge others" is giving it's members free reign to judge those who are overweight (in the judger's eyes).

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  Funchback

  Hey, blondie...

  Forget the double-speak.......Can I Super-Size it???
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  FAT PEOPLE = BAD ASSOCIATION

  by Funchback in

  1. watchtower
  2. bible

  i carry a few extra pounds but i generally don't overeat.

  however, i enjoy a good meal.

  but, the organization that says, "let us not judge others" is giving it's members free reign to judge those who are overweight (in the judger's eyes).

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  Funchback

  I carry a few extra pounds but I generally don't overeat. However, I enjoy a good meal. But, the Organization that says, "Let us not judge others" is giving it's members free reign to judge those who are overweight (in the judger's eyes).

  Shun Spiritually Damaging Lifestyles (page 22 in 12/15/03 WT)

  14 ...Jesus accurately described the life-styles that people in general pursue: overindulgence in food, drunkeness, and a way of life that brings anxieties. 15 Overeating and heavy drinking are out of harmony with Bible principles and are to be shunned. "Do not come to be among heavy drinkers of wine, among those who are gluttonous eaters of flesh," states the Bible. (Proverbs 23:20) For it to be dangerous, though, eating and drinking does not have to reach that level. It can make one drowsy and lazy long before that...

  So, if the subheading commands one to shun this "spiritually damaging life-style", won't they also shun those who they PERCEIVE as being an overeater (such as an overweight person)?
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  The PHILADELPHIA SCANDAL

  by badboy in

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  i understand that some years ago that a new presiding overseer was appointed.. anyway he began disfellowshiping people until every1 was disfellowshiped.. the wt looked in2 the matter and reinstated the congregation!.

  the congregation ,i believe was called either georgetown or charlestown,something like that..

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  I'm from Philly (33 years)...(Go Eagles)...and I have never heard of this story. Plus, as far as I know, there aren't any congregations with those names in and around Philly.

  The biggest scandal I recall here happened at a Hall on Broad Street in North Philly. There was a stealing contribution money thing and almost all the elders were in on it. The entire (save one) elder body was removed by the CO.

  I heard about a wife-swapping congregation but I'm not 100% sure that was in Philly.
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  WT seals it's own fate

  by Waymores Ghost in

  1. jw
  2. friends

  in it's quest to be the spotless, shining beacon for all the world to see, the wt's continuing policies regarding sexual/child abuse have produced the opposite effect.

  common sense would tell you that if a religious organization had a policy of immediately requesting police to investigate when a victim comes forth with an accusation, outsiders could see that this kind of behaviour is not tolerated in the least.

  people would welcome that kind of transparancy.. actually, the wt sealed it's fate when it decided it could declare itself the only religious organization without blemish, because of course, it is the one true religion.

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  Funchback

  Well said, Waymores, well said.
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  Stupid, Illogical Belief of the JWs

  by Funchback in

  1. watchtower
  2. beliefs

  a jw woman died a few days ago at the age of 31. she died from ovarian cancer.

  i knew her since she was a young girl.

  but her death got me thinking about the jw belief/interpretation of the resurrection.

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  Funchback

  Here's another one to think about:

  A mother/wife and her 8-year-old son die and the husband is still single after the Big A. Who will raise the child? Will Jehovah have a Family Court established to see who gets custody? After all, the father won't be allowed to reunite with his wife.

  Hmm...I wonder what the child support would be: 18 bushels of wheat per week?

  Nikita... Leah Obey is the one who died.
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  Where were you at 33 years of age?

  by DanTheMan in

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  2. friends

  i've managed to survive 33 years (and a couple of weeks).

  what a long strange trip it's been.. in spite of some tell-tale signs of aging (wrinkles around eyes, gray hair, mystified and sometimes terrified by the current youth culture) in some ways i still feel like a little kid who doesn't know anything.

  what have you learned since then?

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  Funchback

  I'm 33.

  I eat.

  I sleep.

  I watch sports.

  But I ain't a J-Dub.