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  Describe The Person You Wish You Were

  by minimus in

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  2. friends

  if you could (just like that) change things about yourself, what would you be like?

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  Funchback

  I wanna be like Mike.

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  <snapping finger> Ooooh, Fajitas!!!
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  Christmas Day/Arizona Another KH is torched

  by blondie in

  1. jw
  2. friends

  http://www.wfaa.com/sharedcontent/dallas/tsw/stories/122703dntexchurchfire.4e03.html

  worship hall fire was arson

  08:23 pm cst on friday, december 26, 2003. associated press .

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  Funchback

  Kind of off subject but I dislike that expression "the friends" (the elder mentioned that phrase in the last paragraph of the article).

  Me and badwillie were discussing that terminology just the other day and it's another catch-phrase that cunningly makes you believe that your only friends are other JWs. I didn't realize how non-JWs can be WONDERFUL, TRUE friends until I left the BORG myself.

  To get back to the subject, there are lots of drawings in the JW literature that depict churches getting destroyed. No religion is exempt from vandalism. They'll get over it. I'm just glad no one was killed.
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  You Are Cordially Invited to a Philly Phest Brunch!

  by Funchback in

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  2. friends

  all are welcome to attend philly phest (apostafest) brunch on sunday, january 11.

  this will be the 2nd phest in the last three years.

  if you missed the first one, then you missed meeting flower and her son jaden, badwillie and mrs. badwillie, and yours truly.

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  Funchback

  Nikita- I will see you later today.

  To all who are coming: I will be e-mailing you the restaurant info. If, after you receive the information, you need directions, please let me know ASAP!
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  FAT PEOPLE = BAD ASSOCIATION

  by Funchback in

  1. watchtower
  2. bible

  i carry a few extra pounds but i generally don't overeat.

  however, i enjoy a good meal.

  but, the organization that says, "let us not judge others" is giving it's members free reign to judge those who are overweight (in the judger's eyes).

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  Funchback

  blondie-

  We had a pudgy CO, too. Me and my friend nicknamed him 'Fat Freddy Dentler'.

  Plus, he had televangelist hair.
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  Comic Strip Characters who could NEVER be a JW!!!

  by Funchback in

  1. social
  2. humour

  henry

  poor henry!

  he can't talk, he's not deaf, and he doesn't know sign language.

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  Funchback

  plmkrzy said:

  fog horn and leg horn are male whores and bad influences on minors

  Isn't Foghorn Leghorn one character? He's the...I say...he's the rooster that is always antagonizing the dog and is constantly being persued by the cute little Chicken Hawk (to be eaten).
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  Comic Strip Characters who could NEVER be a JW!!!

  by Funchback in

  1. social
  2. humour

  henry

  poor henry!

  he can't talk, he's not deaf, and he doesn't know sign language.

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  Funchback

  Okram-

  Hagar also needs a good shave, a long bath, and a decent haircut.

  Plus , KKLUV has a point: Are there TWO witnesses to his alleged charges?
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  I am a *CRACK ADDICT*

  by Funchback in

  1. social
  2. physical

  it's an addiction that i have tried to stop since i was a young boy.

  my friends and loved ones have tried to encourage me to quit, but i just can't.

  when i used to attend meetings, i would feed my addiction right there in the kingdom hall.

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  Funchback

  I crack for the fun of it yet I am also addicted. I have to constantly crack my knuckles.

  Also, I ALWAYS have to crack my toes before I put my shoes on!

  Once you go crack you never go back.
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  J.R. Brown, Plus: What the JWs will be doing on Christmas

  by Funchback in

  1. social
  2. current

  on christmas, jehovah's witnesses prefer to minister.

  in delaware, members of faith have grown to more than 3,000

  by gary soulsman

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  Funchback

  Room215-

  This just in: J.R. Brown was seen out and about on Christmas day. He was seen trying to give a "witness" to good ol' Santer Claus.

  You owe me 20 bucks!
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  J.R. Brown, Plus: What the JWs will be doing on Christmas

  by Funchback in

  1. social
  2. current

  on christmas, jehovah's witnesses prefer to minister.

  in delaware, members of faith have grown to more than 3,000

  by gary soulsman

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  Funchback

  gumby...AGREED! It did seem very positive. Perhaps to be balanced the reporter could have asked a few potential householders how THEY'D feel if some JW knocked on their door Christmas morning.
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  You Are Cordially Invited to a Philly Phest Brunch!

  by Funchback in

  1. jw
  2. friends

  all are welcome to attend philly phest (apostafest) brunch on sunday, january 11.

  this will be the 2nd phest in the last three years.

  if you missed the first one, then you missed meeting flower and her son jaden, badwillie and mrs. badwillie, and yours truly.

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  Funchback

  That quote of Big Tex reminds of something that Hank Hill would say.

  I'm sure our brunch will be a blast!

  NIKITA- You coming to this brunch??? Also, me and badwillie will be visiting Pops in Silver Spring this Saturday. But don't tell him because it's a SURPRISE! Maybe you can come by too???