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  Here's to you, Mr. Eight-Hour-Publisher-Man...

  by Funchback in

  1. social
  2. humour

  reeeeeal men of geniusss...

  here's to you, mr. eight-hour-publisher-man (mister eight-hour-publish-uhhh).... you knock on doors every saturday at 10:00 am knowing that you will only be greeted by a barking dog or a slamming door (slammed shut right in your faaace!)....

  you loyally and consistently get your eight hours per month in except for those months when the big guy upstairs blesses you with a 5-weekend month (but you're happy when it's only fourrr).... you will never be an elder.

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  Funchback

  You begin at 10 and not a minute too soon and you always wrap it up exactly at noon.
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  interracial dating

  by Maverick in

  1. watchtower
  2. beliefs

  lazuli got me thinking....(thanks lazuli...feels good!

  ) about the wts and how its policies change peoples outlooks and values.

  i was....as much as i hate to admit it....born in the northeast, but moved to the south as a teenager.

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  I am the bi-product of an interracial marriage (dad black, mom white). I look white. I grew up in a black neighborhood. I never had any major problems due to looking different than my peers. I earned everyone's respect and everyone earned mine. I have only ever dated black and latina girls/women (and one west Indian). It's not that I never wanted to date a white girl/woman, it's just that I was 90% of the time around black folks.

  Ironically, my wife is also black and white and she looks 100% black. So, we APPEAR to be an interracial couple but technically we aren't. So far, in my 12 years of marriage, I have never had anyone say anything racist to us about us being together. Perhaps it's because I would kick their ass(es).

  Regarding the WTBTS being anti-interracial... All you need to do is look at every cover they ever made. You will not find ONE WT or Awake! magazine with an interracial couple on the cover. That's all the proof I need!
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  Okay, so are all babies/children destroyed at Armageddon?

  by somebodylovesme in

  1. watchtower
  2. bible

  my inactive jw hubby said he thought that babies/children too young to choose their beliefs would be brought back after armageddon in the jw belief system.

  i have read the opposite on this board.

  my husband hasn't been to a meeting in quite awhile and i don't think he paid too much attention when he was there ... lol ... so i thought i'd ask.

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  I remember asking this very question when I was young and curious. Here's then answer I received from the elder:

  "Well, little viper's become big viper's, right? So, if it's born a snake, it will remain a snake."

  Basically, the logic was supposed to be that if the parent was a snake then so are the children.

  Here's my logic to them: Little rectum cavaties turn into big rectum cavaties....
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  Here's to you, Mr. Eight-Hour-Publisher-Man...

  by Funchback in

  1. social
  2. humour

  reeeeeal men of geniusss...

  here's to you, mr. eight-hour-publisher-man (mister eight-hour-publish-uhhh).... you knock on doors every saturday at 10:00 am knowing that you will only be greeted by a barking dog or a slamming door (slammed shut right in your faaace!)....

  you loyally and consistently get your eight hours per month in except for those months when the big guy upstairs blesses you with a 5-weekend month (but you're happy when it's only fourrr).... you will never be an elder.

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  Funchback

  HA!

  Good one, Badger!
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  Here's to you, Mr. Eight-Hour-Publisher-Man...

  by Funchback in

  1. social
  2. humour

  reeeeeal men of geniusss...

  here's to you, mr. eight-hour-publisher-man (mister eight-hour-publish-uhhh).... you knock on doors every saturday at 10:00 am knowing that you will only be greeted by a barking dog or a slamming door (slammed shut right in your faaace!)....

  you loyally and consistently get your eight hours per month in except for those months when the big guy upstairs blesses you with a 5-weekend month (but you're happy when it's only fourrr).... you will never be an elder.

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  Reeeeeal men of geniUSSS...

  Here's to you, Mr. Eight-Hour-Publisher-Man (Mister Eight-Hour-PubLISH-uhhh)...

  You knock on doors every Saturday at 10:00 AM knowing that you will only be greeted by a barking dog or a slamming door (Slammed shut right in your faaace!)...

  You loyally and consistently get your eight hours per month in except for those months when the BIG GUY upstairs blesses you with a 5-weekend month (But you're happy when it's only fourrr)...

  You will never be an elder. Hell, you will never be a Ministerial Servant. But you will always get your eight hours a month in.

  Here's to you!

  Mister Eight-Hour-PubLISH-uhhhhhhhhhh!
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  My heart is ripped out !!

  by Puternut in

  1. jw
  2. friends

  i am absolutly miserable !.

  i am a newbie here, some of you have seen my posts.

  and for those of you, who are old timers, this is no news to you.

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  You Are Cordially Invited to a Philly Phest Brunch!

  by Funchback in

  1. jw
  2. friends

  all are welcome to attend philly phest (apostafest) brunch on sunday, january 11.

  this will be the 2nd phest in the last three years.

  if you missed the first one, then you missed meeting flower and her son jaden, badwillie and mrs. badwillie, and yours truly.

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  Okay.

  Everything is finalized! Thanks to all who responded and who will be attending.

  We will hopefully have lots and lots of pics to share with you all.

  GO EAGLES!
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  Joy from Death ... A Daughter's Remembrance

  by outnfree in

  1. jw
  2. friends

  first, i want to thank those of you who learned of my mother?s recent death and quietly sent messages of comfort without violating my need to keep the event unknown to the board in general until a time of my choosing.

  that time is now here.

  i had, of course, written here

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  Funchback

  {{{{{{Brenda}}}}}}
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  SEX: As a JW, Were you ever thisclose to having sex and then chickened out?

  by Funchback in

  1. jw
  2. experiences

  as a jw, were you ever thisclose to having sex and then chickened out?

  being raised (since the age of 7) as a jw, i grew up very frustrated sexually.

  everything about sex carried a heavy burden of guilt.

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  keeshah (I want to say your name the way Ludacris would: "Keesh-ahhhhhh")-

  Eventually you get so overwhelmed with guilt that you end up telling the elders. And they DO want to know all of the nasty details ESPECIALLY if you are a woman. Hopefully, you are confused no longer.

  I also remember that a brother was giving a Sunday talk and he read a Proverb about he who is covering over his sins will not succeed. I then immediately after the meeting went to an elder to confess that I had masturbated recently.

  What a dumb, gullible, teen I was.
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  You Are Cordially Invited to a Philly Phest Brunch!

  by Funchback in

  1. jw
  2. friends

  all are welcome to attend philly phest (apostafest) brunch on sunday, january 11.

  this will be the 2nd phest in the last three years.

  if you missed the first one, then you missed meeting flower and her son jaden, badwillie and mrs. badwillie, and yours truly.

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  Funchback

  I sent an e-mail to everyone who said they are attending. If you didn't receive an e-mail containing location/directions, please tell me ASAP!

  DEVONMCBRIDE-

  I got an 'Undiliverable' automated respone when I sent you the location and directions. It said you weren't accepting e-mails. If you wanna come, please let me know.