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JWs just knocked on my door....

by LDH in

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ok so i'm on the phone talking to my friend, when i hear a knock so light i wasn't even sure if it was a knock.... (the doorbell, lighted, works just fine).. i open the door.

two attractive young ladies in their early 20s are standing there, don't even make eye contact.

one reaches into her bookbag and pulls out the lasts watchtower and asnake magazines and proceeds to ramble incoherently for the next 30 seconds.

Questions to ponder - Apostacy

by JoeSomebody in

a couple questions came to mind as i read some posts.

i know many of you are not jw's any longer.

my definition is one that abandons the true worship of jehovah both in action and word, inside and outside the congregation.

Funchback

My questions to you are...

1) What is antipasta?

2) What is the Fanny Farmer cookbooks' instructions on how to prepare it in the kitchen?

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JW's and stuff

by JoeSomebody in

it appears as if this is a haven for those who hate the jehovah's witnesses.

if that is too tough of a stance, then this place is a haven for those who hate the governing body of jehovah's witnesses.

many are apostates.

Funchback

The millstone around my neck is pretty cool. It makes me look like a Rapper! I choose to call it 'Bling! Bling!.

Funchback quote: "I'd rather have a millstone tied around my neck then having bullcrap shoved down my throat."

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New to JW and looking for the right associations.

by sunflwergirl420 in

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friends

i have been studying to become a witness for about 1yr now and am doing what i can to become clean to be baptised.

unfortunately almost all of my friends were bad associations and i don't deal with them anymore.

i am looking for people to chat with who have the same goals in mind that i do.

Funchback

Hi, sunflwer!

Welcome! Please share with us what your goals are? That would be neat. My goals are to lose weight and become filthy-rich!

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Join TODAY "It just doesn't matter" C...

by breeze in

as founder and president of the "it just doesn't matter club"...i invite you all to join.... .

first rule is "be calm", and don't attack others views....reason with them but be gentle.... .

there is no fee and all are welcome.....race, gender, iq, or beliefs don't matter either.... .

Funchback

How about a "Breeze" thread that doesn't matter??

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Youngest Partakers

by Smiles in

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what is the youngest partakers that you know of?

other than those children who just wanted to know what the emblems taste like... lol

Funchback

That's ridiculous, Reborn.

Hey, hopefully the wine took off some of the pain of the beating.

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Youngest Partakers

by Smiles in

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what is the youngest partakers that you know of?

other than those children who just wanted to know what the emblems taste like... lol

Funchback

badwillie-
I know most, if not all, of those sisters that you speak about.

Talk about six degrees of separation...

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The New Animated Watchtower!

by Englishman in

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friends

i thought that if ever there was an animated watchtower, then this pic would say it all!.

"armageddon is just around the corner, folks!".

feel free to add your captioned wt pics.. englishman.

Super Bowl Predictions

by WildTurkey in

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im a huge cowboy fan but i dont think they will make it to the super bowl, damn sure would love to be wrong.

ok here is who i think as of right now pittsburgh stealers and san francisco 49ers and god i hate them both, well thats my pick how about you?

The Eagles (or 'Iggles' as some folks in Philly say) have won their 5th straight game (three with their third-string QB). The Super Bowl road has to come through Philly (as of 12/15/2002) as we own the tie-breakers in the NFC. So, to heck with Green Bay AND San Fran. Y'all better start to give Philly their props!

PS... (Don't get all angry at me for boasting. It's all in fun.)

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Junk in the Trunk

by Funchback in

"junk in the trunk" is a term (at least in the u.s.a.) that refers to a woman who has a nice, big butt.. however, i am talking about literal junk in your trunk (or "loot in your boot" for you brits).. remember those days that you lived as a jw?

remember sticking lots of literature in the trunk of your car just in case jehovah "led" you to a "sheeplike" person?

you remember!

Funchback

"Junk in the Trunk" is a term (at least in the U.S.A.) that refers to a woman who has a nice, big butt.

However, I am talking about literal junk in your trunk (or "loot in your boot" for you Brits).

Remember those days that you lived as a JW? Remember sticking lots of literature in the trunk of your car just in case Jehovah "led" you to a "sheeplike" person? You remember! The WTS always stresses that we need to carry literature with us at all times so that we can be prepared to give a witness. Remember how, when you'd open your trunk (or boot, LOL), and there would be Watchtowers and Awakes strewn everywhere? Were you the type who had so much junk in his/her trunk that you were embarassed to open it with worldly (normal) people nearby?

A few years ago, my Pioneer sister-in-law was going through an intersection and she had the green light. A car travelling down the road who had the red light came barrelling through the intersection and plowed into the driver's side of the car. My S-I-L's car spun around and around and the other car didn't stop and fled the scene. According to my S-I-L, she said her magazines in her trunk flew out all over the road. Imagine that, it wasn't cats and dogs raining that day, it was tracts and magazines instead! Kinda like that Saturday Night Live episode when the householder clubs the JW, mistaking him for a killer shark. Remember how the magazines flew in the air?

Ah! Junk in the trunk. The bad ol' days!