Someone needs to tell these jerk's off! Those old wanker's in Brooklyn. I can say one thing, though, that I like about Bethel: You sure can't beat their meat that they serve at dinner. But, it's always something with the WTBTS. Masturbation, mental abuse, and child spanking. The monkey world sometimes practices masturbation. It's like, WHACK!, off they go into self-pleasure (abuse?). When it comes to monkey's, I don't care what they play with, myself. Anyway, all this talk about masturbation sure has gotten me hungry. Time to make a sammich: Two slices of bread, shoot a load of mayo on each slice, add some cheese, and slap the salami slices on there for good measure.
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WHY IS THE WTBTS OBSESSED WITH MASTURBATION????!!!!!
by Gill inwhat exactly is the cause of the wtbts total obsession with masturbation?.
is there any religion in the world that has printed so many articles on this topic?.
if your feelings are similart to those of luiz, pedro or andre, take courage.
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In my hometown
by sass_my_frass inso a few months ago i got the 'you're disowned' email from my parents, and i thought that it was all over for any kind of ongoing relationship with them.
i'd planned this visit to see them (i live on the east coast of australia, they're a five-hour flight away), but a few months ago they told me they won't see me when i'm here.
i have non-jw family and friends here though who i love a lot, and i have spent some nice times with them, and shown mr frass around my old haunts.
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Hi, sass.
No doubt you aren't in an easy situation with your parents and siblings. So, I want to take my hat of to you and Mr. Frass for standing up to the WT bullying.
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Anyone of these fine looking C.O's or D.O.'s look familiar? Gifts in Men
by What-A-Coincidence ini believe it was a spanish elder school in jersey city assembly hall.. front middle is the afamed harold jackson.. .
don't forget to add a caption to the pic all you picture editors.... .
wac - paparazti to the wtbts.
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It looks like the old U.S. Sepreme Court members (minus Sandra Day O'Connor and the other chick).
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Anyone from Florida...west coast/Tampa Bay area?
by FreeinFlorida inlooking for old friends from pinellas or pasco counties?
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kim .
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Hmmm...My timing there is "off", which is a shame because we could have crossed paths. I was part of the Clearwater congregation, and then Seminole, all this happened circa 1990.
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A JW's view of JW's who refuse to shun
by Honesty inyou are committing the same sin that king saul committed or that miriam and aaron committed.
you are acting presumptuously and going against jehovah's arrangement.. .
you can't have it both ways.
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I was wondering why I was diagnosed with leprosy. I guess I better stop speaking against Dubbies.
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JW Urban legends
by William Penwell ini was reading this on the urban legends web site.
i recall a post and some discussion earlier on this site about the john denver rumor.
the rumor of him at one of his concerts asking all jw's to leave.
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The John Denver urban legend reached its way to Philadelphia many years ago, and it was said that he hated the JW's (although I never heard of the concert UL).
Also, the Earth, Wind, and Fire UL was that they needed all JW's to leave the concert because it prohibited their ability to "float on stage" and do magic tricks.
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Report of bin Laden's death...
by Funchback ini don't know if it's true or not.. http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/14963302/.
french paper says bin laden died in pakistansaudi arabia is convinced al-qaida leader died of typhoid, paper saysupdated: 48 minutes agoparis - a french regional newspaper quoted a french secret service report on saturday as saying that saudi arabia is convinced that al-qaida leader osama bin laden died of typhoid in pakistan last month.. l'est republicain printed what it said was a copy of the report dated sept. 21 and said it was shown to president jacques chirac, prime minister dominique de villepin and france's interior and defense ministers on the same day.
according to a usually reliable source, the saudi services are now convinced that osama bin laden is dead, the document said.. the information gathered by the saudis indicates that the head of al-qaida was a victim while he was in pakistan on aug. 23, 2006, of a very serious case of typhoid which led to a partial paralysis of his internal organs.. the report, which was stamped with a confidential defense label and the initials of the french secret service, said saudi arabia first heard the information on sept. 4 and that it was waiting for more details before making an official announcement.. officials contacted by reuters in chirac's and villepin's offices had no immediate comment.. a senior official in pakistan's interior ministry said: "we have no information about osama's death.".
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Farrakhan, eh? I remember there were some health concerns for him a couple of years ago.
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Report of bin Laden's death...
by Funchback ini don't know if it's true or not.. http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/14963302/.
french paper says bin laden died in pakistansaudi arabia is convinced al-qaida leader died of typhoid, paper saysupdated: 48 minutes agoparis - a french regional newspaper quoted a french secret service report on saturday as saying that saudi arabia is convinced that al-qaida leader osama bin laden died of typhoid in pakistan last month.. l'est republicain printed what it said was a copy of the report dated sept. 21 and said it was shown to president jacques chirac, prime minister dominique de villepin and france's interior and defense ministers on the same day.
according to a usually reliable source, the saudi services are now convinced that osama bin laden is dead, the document said.. the information gathered by the saudis indicates that the head of al-qaida was a victim while he was in pakistan on aug. 23, 2006, of a very serious case of typhoid which led to a partial paralysis of his internal organs.. the report, which was stamped with a confidential defense label and the initials of the french secret service, said saudi arabia first heard the information on sept. 4 and that it was waiting for more details before making an official announcement.. officials contacted by reuters in chirac's and villepin's offices had no immediate comment.. a senior official in pakistan's interior ministry said: "we have no information about osama's death.".
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I don't know if it's true or not.
http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/14963302/
French paper says bin Laden died in Pakistan
Saudi Arabia is convinced al-Qaida leader died of typhoid, paper says
Updated: 48 minutes ago PARIS - A French regional newspaper quoted a French secret service report on Saturday as saying that Saudi Arabia is convinced that al-Qaida leader Osama bin Laden died of typhoid in Pakistan last month.
L'Est Republicain printed what it said was a copy of the report dated Sept. 21 and said it was shown to President Jacques Chirac, Prime Minister Dominique de Villepin and France's interior and defense ministers on the same day.
According to a usually reliable source, the Saudi services are now convinced that Osama bin Laden is dead, the document said.
The information gathered by the Saudis indicates that the head of al-Qaida was a victim while he was in Pakistan on Aug. 23, 2006, of a very serious case of typhoid which led to a partial paralysis of his internal organs.
The report, which was stamped with a confidential defense label and the initials of the French secret service, said Saudi Arabia first heard the information on Sept. 4 and that it was waiting for more details before making an official announcement.
Officials contacted by Reuters in Chirac's and Villepin's offices had no immediate comment.
A senior official in Pakistan's interior ministry said: "We have no information about Osama's death."
Saudi-born Bin Laden was based in Afghanistan until the Taliban government there was overthrown by U.S.-backed forces in late 2001. Since then, U.S. and Pakistani officials have regularly said they believe he is hiding somewhere on the rugged border between Afghanistan and Pakistan.
The last videotaped message released by bin Laden was in late 2004, but there have been several low quality audio tapes released this year.
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cheesiest movielines
by tijkmo inhttp://movies.uk.msn.com/features/cheesiestmovielines2006_article.aspx.
got any to add...how about this from armageddon.
the united states government just asked us to save the world.
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Lois Lane (Margot Kidder):
"Can you read my mind? Do you know what it is that you do to me? I don't know who you are. Just a friend from another star. Here I am, like a kid out of school. Holding hands with a god. I'm a fool. Will you look at me? Quivering. Like a little girl, shivering. You can see right through me. Can you read my mind? Can you picture the things I'm thinking of? Wondering why you are... all the wonderful things you are. You can fly. You belong in the sky. And I... could belong to each other. If you need a friend... I'm the one to fly to. If you need to be loved... here I am. Read my mind." -
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Mystery Object in Space - wild speculation invited ?
by Crumpet inso what do you reckon it is?
how small/big must an object be before it gets noticed by an astronaut?
http://www.spaceflightnow.com/shuttle/sts115/060919mysteryobject/.
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"Hmm....I don't know...could it be......... SATAN?!?"
