coming soon to a district convention near you, it's the aposto-blimp!.
be on the lookout for the latest technology for telling the truth about the truth: a five meter long, helium filled blimp which will cruise about the hapless fools at a district convention.
made from tear-resistant mylar with propellors powered by lightweight lithium power cells, the blimp will be guided by a small computer with gps assistance and will follow its flight path in and around the stadium for hours at a time.
Instead of just one blimp, how about four: each a giant head from Russell to Franz and each carrying banners of the most stupid predictions they made.
The heads would be in the style of the old time ventrilloquist dummies, complete with a creepy moving lower jaw.
coming soon to a district convention near you, it's the aposto-blimp!.
be on the lookout for the latest technology for telling the truth about the truth: a five meter long, helium filled blimp which will cruise about the hapless fools at a district convention.
made from tear-resistant mylar with propellors powered by lightweight lithium power cells, the blimp will be guided by a small computer with gps assistance and will follow its flight path in and around the stadium for hours at a time.
I'd thought the idea was an original of mine, but a perusal of YouTube shows several flying penis videos all from some time ago.
Also, there are a couple of videos of flying inflatable sex toys. Crude and vulgar, but also funny.
coming soon to a district convention near you, it's the aposto-blimp!.
be on the lookout for the latest technology for telling the truth about the truth: a five meter long, helium filled blimp which will cruise about the hapless fools at a district convention.
made from tear-resistant mylar with propellors powered by lightweight lithium power cells, the blimp will be guided by a small computer with gps assistance and will follow its flight path in and around the stadium for hours at a time.
Something like this has already been done on a much smaller scale:
" Flying Penis invades Live conference in Russia "
coming soon to a district convention near you, it's the aposto-blimp!.
be on the lookout for the latest technology for telling the truth about the truth: a five meter long, helium filled blimp which will cruise about the hapless fools at a district convention.
made from tear-resistant mylar with propellors powered by lightweight lithium power cells, the blimp will be guided by a small computer with gps assistance and will follow its flight path in and around the stadium for hours at a time.
Coming soon to a District Convention near you, it's the Aposto-Blimp!
Be on the lookout for the latest technology for telling The Truth About The Truth: a five meter long, helium filled blimp which will cruise about the hapless fools at a District Convention. Made from tear-resistant Mylar with propellors powered by lightweight lithium power cells, the blimp will be guided by a small computer with GPS assistance and will follow its flight path in and around the stadium for hours at a time. To ensure continuing interest, the blimp will include a suspended banner with pointed sayings rotated every few minutes. You may imagine what these messages might be. The blimp's programmed track will include many turns, dips, and rises and will be unpredictable so as to evade any ground fire.
The blimp will be painted a bright shocking pink and be shaped like a giant penis to further gain the attention of the sexually repressed attendees.
I call it "Satan's Dong".
http://caselaw.findlaw.com/ny-court-of-appeals/1181065.html.
new york city gives religious buildings water exemptions if the building is entirely used for religious purposes and if there is a caretaker's apartment, there can be only one.
that assembly hall had 2. the water dept denied their application for exemption on that basis.
Why should those bastards get any free water at all?
If they had a public water cooler where thirsty people could come in and get a cool drink, then I might see getting a break on a water bill.
If they had a public commode where people in need could come in and tap a kidney or pinch a loaf, then I might see getting a break on a water bill.
But if an unfortunate rank and file JW were to be publicly busted for stealing from a utility, then the DF and shunning would be soon to follow. But not so for the WT elite, those hypocritical scumbags.
my friend's daughter, who was baptized at 14, has decided to leave the witnesses.
she's in her early 20's.
she's stopped going to meeting a while ago and moved in with her father who is disfellowshipped.
I would send back a registered, certified letter of my own, with a copy going to the CrotchTower Legal department. It would say:
Dear Assholes:
I don't really regret to inform you that I will not be attending any meeting of any kind at your accursed Kingdumb Hell or at any other venue associated with your wholly imaginary, crappy idiot god. Kindly take this letter as proof that I have no desire to ever again see any of you scumbags, from now to the end of time. Keep your copy of this as a record; my attorney will have my copy, and we will sue your ass far, far into the ground should you cause any further annoyance to myself or my family.
In summary, eat shit and die.
Sincerely,
SKIMMER
Postscript: Go fuck yourselves.
my wt librery is going in the recycle bin a little at the time.what did you do with the wt books?
On a cold December night way back in the 1970s ...
All of them went into the fireplace.
The fire was very hot and lasted very long.
But not as hot nor as long as the Big Fire waiting for the WTBTS elite.
a friend just informed me that the c/o in his hall will be instructing the elders that anyone with a child in college will be stripped of privileges in the hall.
i am not sure if this is true this is just what i was told.
it could be that it is only a campaign directed at him as he has some ties to ex-jw's and some how got found out.
I could list a hundred reasons why the WTBTS elite discourage higher education. But all of us here, by reason of being here, know the real truth:
"An educated JW is soon to be an ex-JW."
Sometime in 1973. Can anyone here beat that?
a thoughtful series of twenty six pro-life arguments specifically against abortion can be found at: .
http://www.all.org/article.php?id=10229 .
through (following down the links the left side of each page) .
Very briefly:
If you are so damned sure that a human fetus "with low active neurological complexity" is unworthy of life due to being a temporary inconvenience to another, then please tell me the point in time when a human fetus becomes a human person that is worthy of life.
Three months after conception?
or
Six months after conception?
or
At birth?
or
Three months after birth?
or
At puberty?
Oh, and please justify your answer.
