Just what I was waiting for! Now I can do the next issue of the apostate swimsuit edition! lol
BTW, (in my Joey voice) "How YOU doin?"
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Reagan Picture
by slipnslidemaster inno, peter, unfortunately -- it's a shot of debra messing from "will & grace.
" i'm not skinny (much more curvaceous than she) but i have the hair (and i'm a natural redhead, thankyouveddymuch).. maybe someday if you all ask nicely, i'll post a real pic... .
reagan posted this in one of the threads, so i figured that if we all ask very nicely then she would post a picture for us to see.
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My Eldest
by TR inthis is my eldest daughter, angie.
she's 17, will be a senior in high school this fall, but is in college.
she's an honor student.
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Boozy,
My mother-in-law gave me one of those applications when I met Jen. She acted so serious and handed me a pen to fill it out. I must've passed. lol
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My Eldest
by TR inthis is my eldest daughter, angie.
she's 17, will be a senior in high school this fall, but is in college.
she's an honor student.
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What a hottie!!!!!! She must take after her mother. At least she doesn't have any cleft hair under her lip
Seriously dude, she is very very pretty. I've always wanted a daughter. I was blessed with three boys though.
By the way, I play the sax too. We need to get together and jam sometime LOL.
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(WAVING LIKE A MAD MAN AT STACEY!)
Hey Stacey! Long time no see. It's good to see you posting here.
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New Survey? (subject:death)
by Big Jim inwhat would you like to happen to you when you die?.
(a) live forever on paradise earth.. (b) be an angel in heaven.. (c) be a demon in hell.. (d) be re-born as another person.
(without memories of former life).
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(e) Be Re-Born as another person. (With memories of former life)
Yes I would like to come back as a woman, with memories of my former life so that I could be a lesbian.
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Replacing Mouse Balls
by outnfree inan e-mail my brother sent me.
please note i do not have balls.
>replacement of mouse balls.
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Amazing has thr right idea. Clean balls are essential. Sometimes there is too much dirt and crud, and the balls should be cleaned thoroughly. You should also watch for stray hairs on your balls as they may cause sporatic movement of your pointer.I use to enjoy washing my balls, but now there is no need. The ball has been replaced by a infared light beam. Ah...how I miss the days when I could wash my balls.
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Directed By Holy Spirit My Ass !!!
by Big Jim indont you think that it is stupid when you hear the dubs say that all appointments are made by the jehovahs holy spirit?.
how many times have you heard of elders/ms etc.
that were commiting all sorts of wrong doings while at the same time serving and passing judgement on others.. i remember when i was appointed ms there was a brother that was appointed at the same time, that accepted the assignment and served for almost a year before they found out he was commiting adultery all the while.. then you have the pedophiles that operate within the congregation some being elders etc.. i know for a fact that i could be a fornicator/drug user/closet queer/ are anything bad and keep it secret and i could move up the ranks as high as i pleased.. hell i could even be a undercover apostate/fornicator/all of the above and still get appointed if i kissed enough ass.. i could pioneer and lie about the hours,they would never figure it out.
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Balaam's ass that spoke by holy spirit
That wasn't holy spirit, that was refried beans. They make my ass speak all the time.
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woman:"I'm busy"
borg:"Busy is irrelovent"
woman:"Well then, I'm not interested"
borg:"interest is irrelovent"
woman:"I have my own religion"
borg:"religion is irrelovent"
borg:"You will lower your shields, and submit to a free home bible study. Resistance is futile."
woman:"But I don't want a bible study"
borg:"Why do you resist? We bring order to chaos. We will add your biological and theological distinctivness to our own."
borg:"You will adapt to the ways of the Watchtower."ok ok so I'm just rambling now and it isn't even that funny. I'll quit while I'm ahead.
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bboyneko,
I'm not signed on anyomore. It's been a couple of years since I was in Hollywood. While I was there I was in an episode of "News Radio". I met Phil Hartman before he died. He was awesome.We did Bill Clinton impressions for each other. lol. Andy Dick was really cool too. As far as movies go, I was in "Super Dave: The Movie" and "Baseketball" Both of which all I did was sit in the bleachers to fill the audience.
I used to go karaoke on Sunset Blvd. Once I was singing and when I got off the stage I noticed that Mario Van Peebles was sitting at the table next to mine. He liked my singing and had bought me another beer. I talked him into singing with me! It was the coolest experience!
Dave,
Yes I was in Scooby Doo. I tried to rob a bank. I would've gotten away with it too if it weren't for those meddling kids!
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Any Buckeye's Here
by larc infor those who don't know what a buckeye is, it is the state tree of ohio.
it also grows in michigan, but most michiganders try to kill them off and burn them at ohio state - michigan football games when ohio state loses.
the buckey tree produces brown fruit that look like a chestnut, except they are poisonous.
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I lived in New Lexington and Zanesville, OH for about a year. I miss it up there. I'm back in my home state of South Carolina now.
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