Aside from the 'story' aspect, imagine ONE person (or family) trying to build this gigantica ARK - that's a story in-and-of itself!
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Just As In the Days of Noah
by Farkel insince the bible makes it clear that jesus believed in the scriptural account of the flood and since the evidence that a worldwide flood as described in that same scriptural account would have been virtually impossible, why should anyone trust jesus to be man's redeemer and the only begotten son of god?.
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Now playing at a cinema near you...
by speechless inthis taken directly from supposed holy scripture:.
i didn't know if i should laugh or cry ?.
1 kings.... 20:29 and they pitched one over against the other seven days.
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speechless
This taken directly from supposed Holy scripture:
I didn't know if I should laugh or cry ?
1 Kings...
20:29 And they pitched one over against the other seven days. And [so] it was, that in the seventh day the battle was joined: and the CHILDREN of Israel slew of the Syrians an HUNDRED THOUSAND footmen in one day. 30 But the rest fled to Aphek, into the city; and [there] a wall fell upon TWENTY AND SEVEN thousand of the men [that were] left. And Benhadad fled, and came into the city, into an inner chamber... 36 Then said he unto him, Because thou hast not obeyed the voice of the LORD, behold, as soon as thou art departed from me, a LION shall slay thee. And as soon as he was departed from him, a lion found him, and slew him. 37 Then he found another man, and said, SMITE ME, I pray thee. And the man smote him, so that in smiting he wounded [him]... 21:19 And thou shalt speak unto him, saying, Thus saith the LORD, Hast thou killed, and also taken possession? And thou shalt speak unto him, saying, Thus saith the LORD, In the place where dogs licked the blood of Naboth shall dogs lick thy blood, even thine... 21 Behold, I will bring evil upon thee, and will take away thy posterity, and will cut off from Ahab him that pisseth against the wall, and him that is shut up and left in Israel 23 And of Jezebel also spake the LORD, saying, The dogs shall eat Jezebel by the wall of Jezreel. 24 Him that dieth of Ahab in the city the dogs shall eat; and him that dieth in the field shall the fowls of the air eat. 25 But there was none like unto Ahab...
The more I read, the less I believe...
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FOUND: the computer "code" of our cre...
by speechless inin the beginning there was the computer.
and god said.
c:\let there be light.. enter user id.. c:\god.
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speechless
In the beginning there was the computer. And God said
c:\Let there be light.
ENTER USER ID.
c:\God
ENTER PASSWORD.
c:\Omniscient
PASSWORD INCORRECT. TRY AGAIN.
c:\Omnipotent
PASSWORD INCORRECT. TRY AGAIN.
c:\Technocrat
And God logged on at 12:01:00 AM, Sunday, March 1.
c:\Let there be light.
UNRECOGNIZABLE COMMAND. TRY AGAIN.
c:\Create light.
DONE.
c:\Run heaven and earth.
And God created the heavens and the earth. And God saw there were 0
errors.And God logged off at 12:02:00 AM, Sunday, March 1.
And God logged on at 12:01:00 AM, Monday, March 2.
c:\Let there be firmament in the midst of water and light.
UNRECOGNIZABLE COMMAND. TRY AGAIN.
c:\Create firmament.
DONE.
c:\Run firmament.
And God divided the waters. And God saw there were 0 errors.
And God logged off at 12:02:00 AM, Monday, March 2.
And God logged on at 12:01:00 AM, Tuesday, March 3.
c:\Let the waters under Heaven be gathered together unto one place and
let the dry land appear.TOO MANY CHARACTERS IN SPECIFICATION STRING. TRY AGAIN.
c:\Create dry land.
DONE.
c:\Run dry land.
And God divided the waters. And God saw that there were 0 errors.
And God logged off at 12:02:00 AM, Tuesday, March 3.
And God logged on at 12:01:00 AM, Wednesday, March 4.
c:\Create lights in the firmament to divide the day from the night.
UNSPECIFIED TYPE. TRY AGAIN.
c:\Create sun_moon_stars.
DONE.
c:\ Run sun_moon_stars.
DONE.
And God created the night and the day. And God saw there were 0 errors.
And God logged off at 12:02:00 AM, Wednesday, March 4.
And God logged on at 12:01:00 AM, Thursday, March 5.
c:\Create fish.
DONE.
c:\Create fowl.
DONE.
c:\Create cattle.
DONE.
c:\Create creepy things.
DONE.
c:\Run fish_fowl_cattle_creepy things.
And God created the great sea monsters and every living creature that
creepeth wherewith the waters swarmed after its kind and every winged
fowl after its kind.And God saw there were 0 errors.
And God logged off at 12:02:00 AM, Thursday, March 5.
And God logged on at 12:01:00 AM, Friday, March 6.
c:\Now let me make man in my image.
UNSPECIFIED TYPE. TRY AGAIN.
c:\Open God database.
DATABASE OPENED.
c:\Load human nature.
TABLE LOADED.
c:\Create man.
DONE.
c:\Be fruitful and multiply and replenish the earth and subdue it and
have dominion over the fish of the sea and over the fowl of the air and
over every thing that creepeth upon the earth.TOO MANY COMMAND OPERANDS. TRY AGAIN.
c:\Run multiplication.
EXECUTION TERMINATED. 6 ERRORS.
c:\Insert breath.
DONE.
c:\Run multiplication.
EXECUTION TERMINATED. 5 ERRORS.
c:\Move man to Garden of Eden.
FILE GARDEN OF EDEN DOES NOT EXIST.
c:\Create Garden.edn
DONE.
c:\Run multiplication.
EXECUTION TERMINATED. 4 ERRORS.
c:\Copy woman from man.
DONE.
c:\Run multiplication.
EXECUTION TERMINATED. 2 ERRORS.
c:\Create desire.
DONE.
c:\Run multiplication.
WARNING: NO TIME LIMIT ON THIS RUN. 1 ERRORS.
c:\Create freewill.DONE.
c:\Run freewill.
And God saw man and woman being fruitful and multiplying in Garden.edn.
WARNING: NO TIME LIMIT ON THIS RUN. 1 ERRORS.
c:\Undo desire.
DESIRE CANNOT BE UNDONE ONCE FREEWILL IS CREATED.
c:\Destroy freewill.
FREEWILL IS AN INACCESSIBLE FILE AND CANNOT BE DESTROYED. ENTER
REPLACEMENT, CANCEL, OR ASK FOR HELP.c:\Help.
DESIRE CANNOT BE UNDONE ONCE FREEWILL IS CREATED. FREEWILL IS AN
INACCESSIBLE FILE AND CANNOT BE DESTROYED. ENTER REPLACEMENT, CANCEL,
OR ASK FOR HELP.c:\Create tree_of_knowledge.
DONE.
And God saw man and woman being fruitful and multiplying in Garden.edn.
WARNING: NO TIME LIMIT ON THIS RUN. 1 ERRORS.
c:\Create good_evil.
DONE.
c:\Activate evil.
And God saw He had created shame.
WARNING: SYSTEM ERROR IN SECTOR E95. MAN_WOMAN NOT FOUND IN GARDEN.EDN.
1 ERRORS.c:\Scan Garden.edn for man_woman.
MAN_WOMAN NOT FOUND.c:\Delete shame.
SHAME CANNOT BE DELETED ONCE EVIL HAS BEEN ACTIVATED.
c:\Destroy freewill.
FREEWILL IS AN INACCESSIBLE FILE AND CANNOT BE DESTROYED.
ENTER REPLACEMENT, CANCEL, OR ASK FOR HELP.c:\Stop.
UNRECOGNIZABLE COMMAND. TRY AGAIN.
c:\Break.
c:\Break.
c:\Break.
*** ATTENTION ALL USERS: COMPUTER GOING DOWN FOR REGULAR DAY OF
MAINTENANCE AND REST IN FIVE MINUTES. PLEASE LOG OFF.c:\Create new world.
YOU HAVE EXCEEDED YOUR ALLOCATED FILE SPACE. YOU MUST DESTROY OLD FILES
BEFORE NEW ONES CAN BE CREATED.c:\Destroy earth.
DESTROY EARTH. PLEASE CONFIRM.
c:\Destroy earth.
COMPUTER DOWN *** COMPUTER DOWN. SERVICES WILL RESUME SUNDAY, MARCH 8 @
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What's our chance ?
by speechless inwhat's our chance of being "saved" if only eight people were saved during the flood (the wrath of god) ?.
if my calculations are correct, it is somewhere around 1 in every 775,000,000.. with those statistics, god could very well skip over the entire north & south america continents !.
no wonder people were "eating, drink, and marrying" in noah's day !.
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What's our chance of being "saved" if only eight people were saved during the flood (the wrath of God) ?
If my calculations are correct, it is somewhere around 1 in every 775,000,000.
With those statistics, God could very well skip over the entire North & South America continents !
No wonder people were "eating, drink, and marrying" in Noah's day !
You have a 1/775,000,000 chance of being saved !
Now, who's ready to gamble ?
For what it is worth, I'm gonna buy a few GODtery tickets while I still have a chance ! Hey, somebody gotta win !
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Are JW unik ?
by happy man inis it any more religions on earth who have over 6 million members, and who not are taking a part inn war, and not take part inn politics .
, some say we have more , but i dont find anyone who is inn almost evry country on this earth, it can not be easy to lead this peopel, some here complain very much, but if you will lead 6 millions you will se it is not easy.. if i compere widh other organisations who i now, the problem are minimal.
we can see a clear thing today, evrything is breaking upp, .
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speechless
Did you ever read:
John 14:6
"I am the way and the truth and the life..."
FACT: Jehovah Witnesses are NOT the way to salvation! Lest you defy the words of Christ and blaspheme His glory!
Wake up, read scripture, and the "truth will set you free"...
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Bible Error: The Visit to the Tomb
by JosephAlward inthe following two accounts of the morning visit by the women to anoint jesus body are contradictory.
according to mark, the women wondered how they would remove the stone covering the tomb, but they found that it had already been rolled away.
matthew, however, says that when the women went to the tomb, there was an earthquake, and an angel came down from heaven, went to the tomb, and rolled the stone back.
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Let me clarify once and for all my logic:
(and I apologize to Joseph for distorting the primary arguement of this tread! I will be more considerate next time!)
Since there undoubtedly, without arguement!, remains knowledge yet to be discovered, it be true that we have not yet conceived all there is to conceive. Now, since we have not yet conceived all there is to conceive, we can not without a doubt say that "what we can not conceive does not exist."
Imagine the epiphany if we, humanity, one day arose as said "what we can not conceive does not exist"?
Humanity is habitually seeking what we cannot conceive!
Our limited conceptions, then, do not permit an unbiased, without a doubt, disproving of God nor the Easter Bunny. This may sound completely irrational, but it is ultimately rational.
Now, if it be true that God and the Easter Bunny could exist, then the burden is upon "conscious" reverence of our conceptions.
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Traumatic Masturbatory Syndrome
by speechless inscary!.
this is the juice the borg has been waiting for!.
watch out for a revised youth book!.
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Scary!
This is the juice the borg has been waiting for!
Watch out for a revised Youth book!
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Ever wonder 'bout that Asteroid Belt ?
by speechless inbe on the lookout for a coming galatic war!.
these people definitely got visions.... http://www.mt.net/~watcher/stones.html
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Be on the lookout for a coming Galatic War!
These people definitely got visions...
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Bible Error: The Visit to the Tomb
by JosephAlward inthe following two accounts of the morning visit by the women to anoint jesus body are contradictory.
according to mark, the women wondered how they would remove the stone covering the tomb, but they found that it had already been rolled away.
matthew, however, says that when the women went to the tomb, there was an earthquake, and an angel came down from heaven, went to the tomb, and rolled the stone back.
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Abaddon -
Life is nothing but double-edged reality!
You asserted my claim to be similar to the arguement:
"If it is possible that the Easter Bunny is real, then it is also possible that Santa and the Tooth Fairy are real, and hence all fairy stories may be truth."
The truth of the matter is, you CANNOT prove that the Easter Bunny is NOT real. I dare you to try it.
Such was my logic as I presented Christ, the Gospels, and the Bible to quite possibly BE true.
Now, if YOU were God, would you not also use logic (intelligence) rather than ridiculous "human" historical artifacts, to prove your existence?
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Bible Error: The Visit to the Tomb
by JosephAlward inthe following two accounts of the morning visit by the women to anoint jesus body are contradictory.
according to mark, the women wondered how they would remove the stone covering the tomb, but they found that it had already been rolled away.
matthew, however, says that when the women went to the tomb, there was an earthquake, and an angel came down from heaven, went to the tomb, and rolled the stone back.
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These arguements about the 'historicity' of Christ Jesus, including the authenticity of the Gospels, are absolutely absurd!
Honestly, even if we could prove (to those who start such arguements) that Christ Jesus was in fact here on earth, we could NEVER EVER PROVE that he rose from the dead - that is something you would have had to witness first hand to know for fact!
Fellow believers, belief in Christ Jesus has always been and will always be a matter of faith.