Most of mine in recollection involve demon-possesed inanimate objects. A maternity blouse that was passed along second-hand to a pregnant sister; a dog collar of all freakin' things; the demon-possesed clothing that won't burn.
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JW Urban Legends...
by ThisGuy04 injust curious if jw urban legends are the same all over the world...?
i remember growing up in canada, there's two that really stand out in my mind.
1) the smurfs walking out of the kh.
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starfish422
Badboy, you are in my thoughts. I am very sorry for your loss. (((HUGS)))
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Marriage question
by starfish422 ini have a question for those who got married in a jw ceremony, or who became jws after being married.
did the elder marrying you, or those studying with you, counsel you as to what forms of sexual intercourse are acceptable within jehovah's loving organization(tm)?
just having a "discussion" of sorts on another board and i'm being challenged by a dutiful jw wife.
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starfish422
I did go on a bible study with my mom once where she mentioned that "certain forms of sexual behaviour aren't Biblical". I was 16; quite naive; and I questioned her later as to what forms these might include. LOL
She stared, stammered, and then managed to spit out something aout sex outside of marriage. Like, yeah, right; that's totally what you were driving at. **rolls eyes**
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Marriage question
by starfish422 ini have a question for those who got married in a jw ceremony, or who became jws after being married.
did the elder marrying you, or those studying with you, counsel you as to what forms of sexual intercourse are acceptable within jehovah's loving organization(tm)?
just having a "discussion" of sorts on another board and i'm being challenged by a dutiful jw wife.
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Yikes. Don't tell me I'm going to have to eat my words. I was not married in the Borg; and I was quite convinced that sort of thing is included in premarital counseling (although certainly NOT the wedding talk! That's not what I was getting at. Omgosh, can you imagine! LMAO).
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Marriage question
by starfish422 ini have a question for those who got married in a jw ceremony, or who became jws after being married.
did the elder marrying you, or those studying with you, counsel you as to what forms of sexual intercourse are acceptable within jehovah's loving organization(tm)?
just having a "discussion" of sorts on another board and i'm being challenged by a dutiful jw wife.
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I have a question for those who got married in a JW ceremony, or who became JWs after being married. Did the elder marrying you, or those studying with you, counsel you as to what forms of sexual intercourse are acceptable within Jehovah's Loving Organization(tm)? Just having a "discussion" of sorts on another board and I'm being challenged by a dutiful JW wife. ;)
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Prince Says...............
by professor in"you can live forever (and that's a mighty long time) in paradise on earth!".
is he baptized yet?
it would get him a lot closer to being an ex-jw and then maybe we could talk to him here!
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[quote]I remember being in high school and telling kids at school how I didn't like his lyrics because I am a Jehovah's Witness. And the kids were all, like, "OH YEAH that's PRINCE!" And now here I am being shunned and he is a BROTHER? You have got to be joking.[/quote] No kidding. Isn't life just the freakin' wierdest thing sometimes. LOL
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It's My Son's 1st B-Day
by whyamihere ini know he doesn't know what the hell is going on.. happy birthday jack!
love crazy mommy!.
brooke wi
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starfish422
Cool! Happy birthday, Jack! It's a nice day to have a birthday; I have a brand-new niece who was born a mere three and a half hours ago! :) I'm looking forward to my own baby's first birthday in March. :) My son's first birthday almost 3 years ago was a great day. Hope you do it up right! :D
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My Dad's rare "Photo Drama Of Creation" -- given to Watchtower Bethel
by Quotes inup until october 18th, 2004, my (elder in good standing who generally talks to me almost never) father had a copy of the original "photo drama of creation".
for those of you not familiar with it, the "photo drama of creation" was a multimedia experience from the turn of the century, combining (hand painted?
) glass slides with phonograph records resulting in an audio/video presentation years before "talkies".
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starfish422
Quotes, I think your dad may have shown that very presentation in our congregation, since his uncle was PO of our congregation for such a long time. If it was to be donated, it should have gone to a legitimate museum who could have preserved it for the work of art it was; rather than going to the catacombs of the Halton Hilton. :(
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My niece, age 13, got baptized this weekend
by starfish422 ini know they're desperate for new members for that annual service report; but she is wayyyyy too young to know what she's doing to her life.
:( there should seriously be a minimum age for this.
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I know they're desperate for new members for that annual service report; but she is wayyyyy too young to know what she's doing to her life. :( There should seriously be a minimum age for this.
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Challenge for the JWs --- mwahahaha!
by ESTEE ini have a cousin who challenged the jws.
her conversation went something like this:.
"knock knock".
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starfish422
My best friend's dad reams them out on my behalf every time they come to his door. LOL