Perhaps this new door-to-door technique should be adopted by the 'Tower:
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New Door-To-Door Method
by Stephanus inperhaps this new door-to-door technique should be adopted by the 'tower:.
http://www.concentric.net/~jeffsyv/ninja.html
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The C.O. and elder came to my house last night!
by Sarah inplease tell me i made the right decision.
last night the co and another elder showed up at our house just 5 minutes after my husband got home from work (i think they were sitting on the side of the road just waiting for him to come home)*stalkers*, anyway to make along story short, the pressure was on.
i felt like they were there to get us to da ourselves.
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Yes, I realise that. You mentioned that the f***wits were lurking under cover of darkness for their opportunity, like any lowlife criminal! Maybe you should take a group of mates to THEIR place, with a concealed tape to record confirmation of your DAing, THEN thump them! Not a real suggestion, I'm just so angry that these two arseholes who are supposed to be shepherding the flock are actually devouring the sheep! Their heartlessness in the face of your distress is truly despicable! They'll get theirs one day! (Mutter, mutter!)
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The C.O. and elder came to my house last night!
by Sarah inplease tell me i made the right decision.
last night the co and another elder showed up at our house just 5 minutes after my husband got home from work (i think they were sitting on the side of the road just waiting for him to come home)*stalkers*, anyway to make along story short, the pressure was on.
i felt like they were there to get us to da ourselves.
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Stephanus
Heartless bastards! Maybe you should have taped the interview, and used the tape in your defence trial after you'd given those dickheads a good thumping! What dicks!
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Future Fred Supplemental -
Diary entry 3:
2579AD (oops!: CE)
Dear Diary,
Today I bought a new time travel appliance and tried it out. Unfortunately, nothing that we do in the past can affect the present without forever changing it. So time travel is usually to an parallel universe, where nothing we people from the future do changes anything in our own present.
I decided to go back and see the great man who started it all: Pastor Russell! When I materialised, he was sitting on the steps of his old Presbyterian church, after having his ass-kicked. He rightly rejected the doctrine of pre-destination as unbiblical.
I started to talk to this spiritual giant of a man. He told me about the return of Christ in 1874. "1914" I corrected him, remembering that that was the new old date of the parousia the Society had before the now current one of 2525. He said that even if Jesus did not return physically in 1874, he would do so invisibly. I corrected him again: "That's still 1914".
I told him that the society he founded would forever uphold the name of Jehovah, at least until the new light which made him Adonai in the mid 23rd century. He asked me what the heck I was going on about. "Jehovah"? He then lit up a cigar. I warned him that he could be in grave danger of disfellowshipment if he kept that up. I told him that many would become loyal to Jehovah and many would drift away. However I assured him that the righthearted ones would be brought into Jehovah's Earthly organisation and stay there. When he observed that those righthearted ones would be so because Jehovah made them that way, he said that sounded too much like the pre-destination he'd rejected.
We got talking about the Great Pyramid; I realised that adding his calculations to the measurements of the more recently discovered passages in the Great pyramid gave the figure of 2525AD! (Er, CE!) Praise Jeh...er, Adonai, that he still uses the great Pyramid to reveal his plans to us!
After many more exchanges between us, I was transported back to my own time, envigorated!
Good Night, Dear Diary! Kiss! Kiss!
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2583AD (oops!: CE)
Dear Diary,
I've been keeping my head low for a few years now. My investments are paying off and I'm able to provide my mother and myself a decent lifestyle. In my more cynical moments I feel that after 500 years of doing without for the sake of the WBTS, we could probably do with a break. However, due to the various anti-ageing, age-regression and energising treatments Mom and I have been receiving, we are more capable than ever of putting in the hours the Society requires. Sometimes it is even relaxing to pretend to be poor and none too bright and peddle the ideas of a group of people who last had an original thought over 300 years ago - kind of like being on autopilot. The current light on ageing treatments is that it is okay to preserve your current biological age, even if that is 80 or higher, but age regression therapy is not allowed. Therefore Mother could be in trouble if anyone knew. Fortunately it is possible to mask the therapy. Even though Mom is now of a biological age around the mid-twenties, a holoprojection of her aged face and body appears to all the right people (those we program into the system), so she appears to be of the correct age. Again, she is blissfully unaware of either the fact that she's received the treatment (she just feels very well these days - "Praise Adonai", she says), or that people are seeing her any way other than how they used to - the AWs are happy to see her hobbling about and struggling to get through life and staying in her place.
A strange twist to an old entry. The WBTS have realised the huge braindrain which the anti-intelligence chip implant rule has caused is affecting its ability to govern Adonai's People effectively. Although still strongly against the implants in all but exceptional circumstances (reminds me of the attitude towards higher education in the early 21st century), there is something akin to an amnesty going on: all those displaying signs of above average AW intelligence are being promoted into positions of responsibility (while of course being drilled with the necessity of not doing anything with that intelligence other than WBTS administrative work). In a few short years I've gone from nobody to elder to PO of my local KH. This puts me in somewhat of a quandary. Having discovered the joy of having a secret part of my life which is my own, I now find myself not only required to give more of it to a system I feel already has more than its fair share of it, but to demand the same sacrifice of others less fortunate than myself. It is a burden I do not wish to take on, but Fredbert has counselled me to stick with it for the time being - he feels something big is on the horizon. He is now a CO, and has been hearing rumours from New Brooklyn Heights. I will persevere for now; I've learned to trust Fredbert's instincts over the years.
Mom will be along with my cocoa soon, so I'd better sign off.
Goodnight Diary!
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Message From Faithful And Discreet Slave
by silentlambs ini recieved a phone call last night from a brother who i was able to verify was of the anointed.
he stated he represented a large group of anointed from within the organization and they wanted to send me a letter.
the anointed remnant.
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"You are not alone"!!!
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Looking to the future
by individuals wife init was a wonderful hope to be given - to live forever in a paradise earth, never to grow old, never to suffer the aches and pains of an ageing body, to see your family grow generation after generation.
it was a relief not having to worry about how we would survive on an old age pension, who would look after us in our twilight years or how we could manage if we were bereaved and left alone to look after ourselves with failing health.. now that the illusion has been destroyed and reality has set in it has put boundaries on our lifespan on this earth.
we have to look at practicalities, a pension, long term health care, securing a happy and comfortable retirement.
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One sister even believed that she 'deserved' a nice big palatial house in the new system because of all the 'hard work' she was doing in the field service now. It was as though she thought God owed her something.
This is the result of a works based religion, I suppose. If God rewards effort by salvation, then you owe Him nothing; you're square. Not only that, because the work you've done is so vital to His plan, HE now owes you bigtime! I've found most people who adhere to such works programs as part of their religion to be pretty arrogant, petty and often selfish. Oh, and definitely more understanding of their own shortcomings than those of others! LOL
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Looking to the future
by individuals wife init was a wonderful hope to be given - to live forever in a paradise earth, never to grow old, never to suffer the aches and pains of an ageing body, to see your family grow generation after generation.
it was a relief not having to worry about how we would survive on an old age pension, who would look after us in our twilight years or how we could manage if we were bereaved and left alone to look after ourselves with failing health.. now that the illusion has been destroyed and reality has set in it has put boundaries on our lifespan on this earth.
we have to look at practicalities, a pension, long term health care, securing a happy and comfortable retirement.
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Here is a repost of the very first extract from Fred Hall's diary. Note how he thinks of his neighbours and their property:
Dear Diary,
Work at the sewage plant was hard today, but it's good honest work, the sort that Jehovah God smiles upon, perfect for masking the stench of hanging out with apostates in my internet time. Anyway, like all those doomed and morally corrupt Hollywood stars say, I'll stop doing it when it stops being fun. After all, 57 is not too old to get other fulfilling work. I find that turning up at the Kingdom Hall right after works seems to get me out of all sorts of things, especially field service. Perhaps the elders realise that my job is hard and important and don't want to push me too hard.
My Mom just gave me my cup of cocoa to help me sleep and tucked me in. She is so strong and faithful, even at 78 years of age. Even though she is confined to a wheelchair, she still counts time for Jehovah on the phone; she still makes me my cocoa and brings it to me, but I suppose women get a real blessing from serving men, at least that's what the elders say. As usual, I had to hide my computer under the bed after I finished with it; she understands the evils that come from associating with apostates. I am so grateful to Jehovah that he has made me so much stronger than ordinary people in facing up to apostate filth. Must be something to do with the job I'm in. Sometimes Mom hears the modem when I dial my ISP, but I just tell her I'm playing with my R2D2 toy again; there is a higher truth in Jehovah!
I love to lie here at this time of night and think about Jehovah's promise of a peaceful and secure new world that is about to replace the present wicked lawless system of things. I love the way my Awake! puts that, it's less urgent than when it said that it would happen during the 1914 generation, but we must not run ahead of Jehovah. I love to look at the pictures of paradise in my Christian publications and dream of my little patch of God's green Earth. I'm going to ask for the little farm down the road currently owned by that farmer with the vicious dogs. I'll really enjoy watching the carrion fowl pick his carcass. Imagine getting upset at me walking past those 8 hidden No Trespassing signs when all I was doing was bringing him the good news that he'll die a horrible death if he doesn't start going door-to-door like we do! I'll be very happy in that little cottage with my two cats, Mr Jinks and Old Smelly (who I found at work when he was a kitten). I never told Mom that I named Mr Jinks after a cartoon character; she might have tried burning him or something if she did know! She's so faithful to Jehovah! That farm down the road is so much like one of those helpful images which the faithful and discreet slave provide us to help us keep focussed on the new world, with a little waterfall coming down the hill, fruit trees and patches of flowers. I don't have to use much imagination to visualise a group of brothers assembling another Kingdom Hall off in the distance, just like the picture in the Knowledge book shows. I sometimes wonder why we need to still have meetings under the loving of guidance of the elders in the new system when all things will be made known. I asked Elder Noah Tall about it, he said that he'd tell me all about it after Harmageddon. I just love the kind way our knowledgeable elders handle such difficult questions; it convinces me that we really are in the truth and have Jehovah's blessing.
At this time of night I often get thoughts about some of the girls in the congregation. I would love to find the right partner to carry on Jehovah's work with. The sisters don't pay me much attention. Perhaps when I've handled the microphone a few more times they'll see how dedicated to Jehovah I am. I'm so glad I'm not a Catholic; all that talk about a virgin named Mary would be too much for me. I must admit I enjoy looking at the picture of Jennifer Lopez I keep in my wallet (Mom would never let me have a poster on the wall!) and thinking about her. I get funny feelings and stirrings while doing this. I asked Elder Tall about it and he said that too much of that could lead to sin. He is so wise!
Well, it's getting late and I must get in my early morning apostate bashing before going to work.
Good Night, Diary
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IF Freddie could only count to 372,000!
by Amazing infirst freddie says that there are 372,000 molesters among the jws, and attributes this to me.
if you read my post again, i showed about 5,300 molesters, and using this and one of the studies that shows 70 victims per molestrs average, then we can reach 372,000 victims - see that freddie?
victims!
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Whatever turns you on, Fred. If you like my picture, you can see more on the Adventures of Pete and Pete, on Nickelodeon. Oh, wait, Watchtower-approved starvation wages (window washing, etc.) usually aren't enough to afford pay tv!
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IF Freddie could only count to 372,000!
by Amazing infirst freddie says that there are 372,000 molesters among the jws, and attributes this to me.
if you read my post again, i showed about 5,300 molesters, and using this and one of the studies that shows 70 victims per molestrs average, then we can reach 372,000 victims - see that freddie?
victims!
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Are you going to tell me that there is 2 VICTIMS in every cogregation? NOT!!!
No fred, this is statistical talk (I'll give you a quarter if you can pronounce that correctly). It means: for every Kingdom Hall in the US, there are two victims of paedophilia within the US congregation.