The GB would know all about being swallowed by Satan, Unc; they were all eaten by him years ago!
"Oh God! To hear the Insect on the leaf pronouncing on the too much life among his hungry brothers in the dust." - The Ghost of Christmas Present
Stephanus
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It Just Keeps Getting Bigger And BIGGER...
by Englishman init's true.
my cat george, is, according to philo, the biggest cat he has ever seen.
whatever did you think that i was referring to?.
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It Just Keeps Getting Bigger And BIGGER...
by Englishman init's true.
my cat george, is, according to philo, the biggest cat he has ever seen.
whatever did you think that i was referring to?.
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Stephanus
I think mines a goner...
"Oh God! To hear the Insect on the leaf pronouncing on the too much life among his hungry brothers in the dust." - The Ghost of Christmas Present
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New Light ~*~*~Armageddon WAS in 1975 !
by alliwannadoislive iny'know, i was thinking - what if armageddon actually did come in 1975 ... i mean everyone was told to expect it and did so right ?
therefore it's only fitting that we find some way of saying it actually did happen .... is this really any different to changing the understanding of the 1914 armageddon into christ's presence ... ahem ... i mean, we could even say that we had an armageddon in 1914 too, then everyone could be right.
in fact we could have an annual armageddon .... so are we the survivors into the new world ?
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Stephanus
Eman, along with the continual upward movement in the quality of life for humanity (I like Metatron's posts on this subject), I've been observing a corresponding increase in living standards for their pets. Pets seem to be living longer, and they've got more things to do with their leisure time (which, let's face it, is pretty well all the time!) They also seem to be getting smarter and more sophisticated in their tastes.
"Oh God! To hear the Insect on the leaf pronouncing on the too much life among his hungry brothers in the dust." - The Ghost of Christmas Present
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Our worst fears coming true in Sydney
by ozziepost inthe achilles heel of sydney's vulnerability to fires is especially from the north west where fire can reach through national park gullies right down to the city.. today it started to turn for the worse, just after we'd had some respite for the new year celebrations.
here's tonight's news report:.
19:10 aedst tue 1 jan 2002 .
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Stephanus
not to mention Rev Fredrick Hollingworth, Sister Susan, Sir Percy Strange, Mistress Blonde, Baron Humpstead, Dr.Dag Otterson, Bishop Rumpole, Poof the magic fluffdragon and Lee <--- this lot's all safely locked out of harms way
Are these new personas we're to expect from you, next time you pass the 25 post limit, eh Zerubberballs, Wallaby Jack, etc?
"Oh God! To hear the Insect on the leaf pronouncing on the too much life among his hungry brothers in the dust." - The Ghost of Christmas Present
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mailing list
by ballistic ini've just realised it's really easy to get email addresses of witnesses by searching sites which host personal web space.
what are your views on sending out mailings and what kind of info would you send and do you think it's right (i noticed many of the pages appear to be jw children).
any thoughts?
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Stephanus
Leave the kids out of it...
The adults are fair game, but leave the kids alone.
"Oh God! To hear the Insect on the leaf pronouncing on the too much life among his hungry brothers in the dust." - The Ghost of Christmas Present
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New Light ~*~*~Armageddon WAS in 1975 !
by alliwannadoislive iny'know, i was thinking - what if armageddon actually did come in 1975 ... i mean everyone was told to expect it and did so right ?
therefore it's only fitting that we find some way of saying it actually did happen .... is this really any different to changing the understanding of the 1914 armageddon into christ's presence ... ahem ... i mean, we could even say that we had an armageddon in 1914 too, then everyone could be right.
in fact we could have an annual armageddon .... so are we the survivors into the new world ?
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Stephanus
My cat, the one I use as my pic, likes Hot 'n Spicy KFC, Pepsi and like Garfield adores lasagna.
The tabby likes to play with water, especially on hot summer days when the boys are playing with the hose; the cat chases the stream everywhere and usually comes in soaked.
His brother likes to try and figure out our human technology; he likes to watch the toilet flush and, unlike any cat I've ever known, will follow the vacuum cleaner around. He watches TV from time to time and when he was younger kept trying to get into that room he could see on the other side of the mirror...
"Oh God! To hear the Insect on the leaf pronouncing on the too much life among his hungry brothers in the dust." - The Ghost of Christmas Present
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Home Is Where The Heart....... Isn't!
by ISP in.......thats how a typical jw home is.
the jw home can be a curious place.
in my earlier years i pioneered with a brother who would eat his dinner, typical diet of beans on toast, out of the pan...you would get a plate!
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Stephanus
That's right ISP, you reminded me, kind of like a Cup-A-Soup! Great fare for the future inhabitants of Paradise, eh!
"Oh God! To hear the Insect on the leaf pronouncing on the too much life among his hungry brothers in the dust." - The Ghost of Christmas Present
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Home Is Where The Heart....... Isn't!
by ISP in.......thats how a typical jw home is.
the jw home can be a curious place.
in my earlier years i pioneered with a brother who would eat his dinner, typical diet of beans on toast, out of the pan...you would get a plate!
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Stephanus
We never got Wendy's hamburgers here, Jayhawk. (Although we've seen that add in various forms...) When you say Wendy's here, you're talking about ice cream stands. However, for some reason, New Zealand got both Wendyses. Best of both worlds, eh?
"Oh God! To hear the Insect on the leaf pronouncing on the too much life among his hungry brothers in the dust." - The Ghost of Christmas Present
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Home Is Where The Heart....... Isn't!
by ISP in.......thats how a typical jw home is.
the jw home can be a curious place.
in my earlier years i pioneered with a brother who would eat his dinner, typical diet of beans on toast, out of the pan...you would get a plate!
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Stephanus
I take it Oxo Cubes are like Hormel's SPAM
If only! Oxo cubes are just beef stock cubes! The guy must have lived on practically bread and water; so much for the earthly paradise!
"Oh God! To hear the Insect on the leaf pronouncing on the too much life among his hungry brothers in the dust." - The Ghost of Christmas Present
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101 Excuses for the GB
by Mindchild ini have to tell you that.... new light is just a plain old excuse that has been used now by the society for over a hundred years.
as mindchild has been a very bad apostate and has often criticized the borganization today in the spirit of fair play, i thought i would offer mine and hopefully your services to set them up with better excuses for being so ..uh, plain wrong so many times.. here are a few i thought of, can you add any more?.
no we didnt say that!.
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Stephanus
How about normal, school style excuses, such as:
51. The dog ate my new light
52. My grandmother died and I had to shun everybody at the funeral
53. The 1914 generation blew out of my hand on the way here this morning
54. The alarm clock didn't go off until 1995"Oh God! To hear the Insect on the leaf pronouncing on the too much life among his hungry brothers in the dust." - The Ghost of Christmas Present