Adjustments: your brilliant research has cracked the Watchtower society wide open. They are really just a front company for Triangles International - a shadowy cartel of evil dedicated to spreading their tri-pointed evil globally.
If you add up the numbers of the pages in the watchtower you will get 180. And there's 180 degrees in a triangle. Coincidence? I think not. Also if you fold a page from an awake on the diagonal, what shape do you get? Triangle! Well sort of, if you ignore the bits that aren't trianglular.
Well done Adjustments. With brilliant minds like yours working to expose the evil trianglarity of the wts, we are in safe hands.