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  Great suggestion for christmas

  by barry in

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  to all our english folk out their buy your kids a cricket bat for christmas.. the aussies have declared on their second innings with 504 runs ahead the last over giving the aussies 28 runs.. alister cook was out for a duck on the first ball of the english innings bowled dby brian harris.. i think we might have the ashes back sometime tomorrow anyway england enjoy your christmas..

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  How good was that today. Bailey hitting 28 runs in one over off Jimmy Anderson. That first ball from Ryan Harris that bowled Cook was an absolute Jaffa.

  What did Ian Botham predict? 5-0 series to England? Nice one.
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  Is there an official name for this comedic device?

  by Island Man in

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  is there an official name for the comedic device where one replaces one word with another word having a similar pronounciation but a different (usually derisive) meaning?.

  for example, some skeptics deride the bible by spelling it "buy-bull".

  same or simliar pronounciation but entirely different meaning.

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  Theocrapic Misery School. One of my favs.
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  Rage against the Watchtower machine - "Watchtower farm"

  by msconcerned in

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  i ain't gonna work on, nah.

  i ain't gonna work on watchtower farm no more.. i ain't gonna work for brother losch no more.

  i ain't gonna work for, nah.

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  Nice.

  I believe the song was originally Bob Dylans. That self titled RATM album was all covers.

  I freakin love that album and that band.
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  Pecking Order in the Millennium

  by Cold Steel in

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  2. bible

  okay, the smoke has cleared.

  everyone's dead who had it coming and the remainder find that their bodies have been changed.

  no more disease, no more aging, no more human weaknesses and the weather is perfect.

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  Fruit platters as far as the eye can see. They will need to appoint people over said platters and have spiritually mature bros take the lead in distributing the fruit.
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  funny odd movies

  by Hortensia in

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  have you ever seen lars and the real girl?

  very funny, odd sense of humor.

  have you seen rare exports?

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  Eagle vs Shark. It's a New Zealand film. I thought it was pretty funny, it is definently odd.
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  The murmuring phase is the beginning of an ex-JWs progression towards fading.

  by Stand for Pure Worship in

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  i suppose part of the fascination i have with this board is, the exotic nature of those making up the member population.

  i say exotic because, as you yourselves will agree with, folks such as yourselves don't hang around the christian congregation for long upon making the decision that truth is not for you.

  (rom 1:25) this "fading" thing spoken of here likely plays a role into why christians such as me find the average ex-jw to be a bit fascinating.

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  "Modified truths" is good, but here are some of my favorite expressions that the WTS has used in describing the false things they use to teach as truth....

  "past truths"

  "cherished errors"

  "formerly cherished views"

  "an expressed opinion"

  So to use another WT expression, you could say "The Truth" = "inaccurate concepts".

  What can I say, I am just not humble enough to accept "The Truth".
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  The murmuring phase is the beginning of an ex-JWs progression towards fading.

  by Stand for Pure Worship in

  1. jw
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  i suppose part of the fascination i have with this board is, the exotic nature of those making up the member population.

  i say exotic because, as you yourselves will agree with, folks such as yourselves don't hang around the christian congregation for long upon making the decision that truth is not for you.

  (rom 1:25) this "fading" thing spoken of here likely plays a role into why christians such as me find the average ex-jw to be a bit fascinating.

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  Stay off this board you hypocrite.

  Learning the truth about "the truth" wasn't an enjoyable experience for me, and either is trying to fade while my family are held hostage.

  Your head is stuck up your self-righteous JW arse. If you ever successfully dislodge it, come and join us as we wallow in our freakish apostate misery.

  Oh and one more thing.... Praise Satan!
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  What are the buzz words or trigger for JWs?

  by UBM101 in

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  2. experiences

  i read steve hassan's book and he mentioned about buzz words or triggers that call out the cult personality of a victim of mind controlling cult.

  when you were in, what triggered you?.

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  Headship, Headship principle.

  Theocracy, Theocratic arrangements.

  This system, the wicked system, Satans system.
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  JW MECCA!!!! ANY THOUGHTS?!?!

  by DATA-DOG in

  1. watchtower
  2. beliefs

  so...the wife wants to go to new york.

  she wants to visit the holy land and see the new bible museum.

  ( sorry, trying not to vomit..) do you have any idea what it costs to fly to ny and get a room?

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  New lights. They get brighter and brighter.
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  Vinyl words printed for back of my car should say??

  by RayPublisher in

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  so let's say i've thought about having some vinyl lettering printed up and stuck on the back windshield of the car to publicize ttatt...what should it say?.

  "do you know ttatt?".

  "jehovah's witnesses are a cult that breaks up families".

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  Lol DD. My return visit is your Mom.....

  No taxes, no charity, no problem. That is pretty good.