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Anthony Morris III "The Shoemaker Who Became a Corporation CEO" ShoeMaker's Freudian Slip Defined Comment"

by frankiespeakin in

http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=shoemaker.

shoemaker96 up, 38 down lazy, sloppy, incompetent cooks who frequently use short cuts as a substitute for hard-work and skill.

shoemakers are rarely capable of cleaning up after themselves, frequently earning the enmity and contempt of the dishwashers.

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He has been given authority by God to make shoes for the world. If you don't wear them, you will die. Even if you do decide to wear them, but then find out that they are not the divine footwear that you were promised when sold, you can't speak negatively of the shoes or the maker. You might get away with questioning the practicality and comfort of the shoes, but any doubting or criticizing of the shoe makers qualifications or divine appointment will see you cast barefoot into fiery Gehenna.

The man is a fool. I am surprised he doesn't refer to himself as the great potter, and we are his clay.

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Anthony Morris III "The Shoemaker Who Became a Corporation CEO" ShoeMaker's Freudian Slip Defined Comment"

by frankiespeakin in

http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=shoemaker.

shoemaker96 up, 38 down lazy, sloppy, incompetent cooks who frequently use short cuts as a substitute for hard-work and skill.

shoemakers are rarely capable of cleaning up after themselves, frequently earning the enmity and contempt of the dishwashers.

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Anthony Morris III makes shoes. He is just a humble shoe maker.

He says "if the shoes fit, well you gotta wear em".

My don't fit. They are useless. They are the most uncomfortable, ridiculous looking pieces of crap I have ever experienced. I don't know how anyone could wear these things.

I have been trying to wear them for years and they are causing me serious problems.

I am going to take them back and if I don't get a full refund I am going to pelt them at his smug face.

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Who plays video games?!!

by DATA-DOG in

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any gamers out there?

i love a good game.

to me a great game is like a great book!

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The original Zelda games on NES were awesome, Ocarina of Time on N64 was good as well. Goldeneye on N64 was the best thing going at the time, so many hours spent playing that as a teenager, now I play MW3 online if i want to shoot things. Because of Goldeneye on 64 I still can only play first person shooters with legacy control styles.

I recently downloaded the original Mortal Kombat series and Steet Fighter 2 for Xbox. Mariokart on SNES was good and is good fun on wii, Metroid was good, even if Samus was a girl. . . . . The Elder Scrolls V Skyrim is a good game, kinda like the old Zelda games. No legacy control style option though, so it is a bit of struggle for me to play it.

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"Foreigners" and today's Watchtower

by 88JM in

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i know this is true every week, and i say it all the time, and i know blondie will be doing her review later, but.... today's watchtower was bat-shit crazy!.

i knew it was going to be a bizzare one just reading it, but the comments at the meeting took it even further.

i can't post all the crazy ones, but in summary what they were saying was:.

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I overindulged on alcoholic beverages (WT speak for getting pissed) on Saturday evening and didn't receive any of this spiritual food that was prepared by the Slave at my meeting on Sunday. After last weeks WT gave permission for me to have sex with my wife I had an exhausting week.

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Is the Watchtower the most "dumbed down" Christian theology?

by cantleave in

when i was a witness i used to think that the wt's interpretation of ezekiel daniel and revelation was quite didactic and intellectually robust.. then i left and started reading the works of real christian theologians and scholars.

i was amazed at how superficial and vacuous the watchtower theology was in comparison.. since i have left it would seem the standard of scholarly insight has dropped to a new low.

i am sure that this is because for generations the message has been, "don't go to college...." and a culture of mediocrity dominates, resulting in an uneducated leadership creating doctrine.

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What about the 'pioneer school' or the 'theocratic ministry school'. This type of divine education is vastly superior to a worldly education.

JWs have this view about the 'education' they receive. They like to brag when they have some illiterate bible study who comes into the truth and learns to read at a 5th grade level and starts giving talks on the school. "Isn't it marvelous the way Jehovah educates his people!". Jws honestly think The GB is just amazing with it's depth of research and use of language, some call them celebrated scholars.

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Service as a way of relieving our pain

by Londo111 in

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service as a way of relieving our pain.... .

no, not field service.

i cant believe all the empty hours i spent knocking on doors, going where i was not welcome, not wanting to be there either, foisting magazines on people, occasionally studying with people in an effort to indoctrinate them.

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Good man Londo. Jesus didn't jam religion down everyone's throat like we are told to as JWs.

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The problems with fighting the WTS

by return of parakeet in

over the years, many well-intentioned posters have been frustrated when they ask fellow apostates (wear the name proudly!

) to band together to let the world know how corrupt and destructive the wt cult is.

i think there are some hard facts about this particular cult that make combatting it so frustrating:.

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I think no.4 is a big one. This is the glue that holds the org together. They try and pretend it is love but really it is the shunning and ostracizing of ex members and anyone who disagrees.

I would say the majority that leave stay quiet and keep their opinions to themselves to try and avoid this harsh treatment from loved ones. How many do we see here that still go along or try and get a 'clean fade' for this reason?

No.4 is the WTS trump card and they know it.

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The Bible and Masturbation...4000 years of inspired input and no scriptures about it ?

by smiddy in

my philosophy when i was a teenager :"those who admit to it are stupid ,those who deny it are liars" that was my response to peers who posed such a subject when i was a teen .now, being a mature aged person i think this subject could do with a bit more enlightened content.. i am a male so i can`t speak for the females ,who, i hope will give their input on this topic for discussion.and i mean it as a serious discussion.. males experience erections from the time they are babies and the natural thing to do is to hold it , and before you know it fondling it gives you releif.. society doesnt help by making you feel guilty and like shit as a dirty person.why in the world do babes ,young children ,young boys get erections before they even know what it`s function is for.

if a god designed sex for procreation then surely this wouldnt become an issue until they reached the age of puberty ,not when a male is still a baby.. and getting back to my op nowhere in the bible does it talk about masturbation which surely has been going on since adam was a boy/man.. i`m sorry, but to deny that you would have to be a complete idiot ,imbecile ,fool ,or just brain dead.. so for 4000 years of inspired scriptures from god ,nothing is said about a condition that effects every man from his birth to his death .. makes you wonder doesn`t it ?.

smiddy.

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Always good to see the watchtower claiming to be bible based and yet it barely quotes a single scripture in full. How do they manage to extract pages and pages of text from just 3-4 words ?

Yes, but when you are Gods mouthpiece and his sole source of communication on earth you kinda have poetic license to read his mind and put it in print.

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The Bible and Masturbation...4000 years of inspired input and no scriptures about it ?

by smiddy in

my philosophy when i was a teenager :"those who admit to it are stupid ,those who deny it are liars" that was my response to peers who posed such a subject when i was a teen .now, being a mature aged person i think this subject could do with a bit more enlightened content.. i am a male so i can`t speak for the females ,who, i hope will give their input on this topic for discussion.and i mean it as a serious discussion.. males experience erections from the time they are babies and the natural thing to do is to hold it , and before you know it fondling it gives you releif.. society doesnt help by making you feel guilty and like shit as a dirty person.why in the world do babes ,young children ,young boys get erections before they even know what it`s function is for.

if a god designed sex for procreation then surely this wouldnt become an issue until they reached the age of puberty ,not when a male is still a baby.. and getting back to my op nowhere in the bible does it talk about masturbation which surely has been going on since adam was a boy/man.. i`m sorry, but to deny that you would have to be a complete idiot ,imbecile ,fool ,or just brain dead.. so for 4000 years of inspired scriptures from god ,nothing is said about a condition that effects every man from his birth to his death .. makes you wonder doesn`t it ?.

smiddy.

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What in God's name did I just read!? Is this from the Young People Ask book or an earlier piss of litteratrash? Those celebrated Warchtower Scholars are a wacky bunch.

Edit: Just noticed you said 'Youth' book, just before my time I think.

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Is there anyone out there who married a non jW...?how did it turn out for ?Are u happy?

by Chichi89 in

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please be honest....did love conquer it all?.

how did u make it work?.

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Most here are non JWs or don't believe that JWs are the one true religion. The advice would be to do research on the 'truth', and then marry who you want.

If you believe that it is the truth, then you should probably marry a fellow JW.