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  If Noah had family worship night in the ark...what's your excuse!?!?!?!?!?!

  by LostGeneration in

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  funny picture in new public watchtower.

  evidently there was a digital camera taking pictures about 3,500 years ago.

  noah had family worship night in the ark, so all you slackers have no excuse!

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  Noah and his family were in a cult, no doubt.
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  BODY FAT on current GOVERNING BODY members verus FRANZ-ERA GB members

  by Calebs Airplane in

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  has anyone noticed that the gb 2.0 is a lot heavier than the gb 1.0?.

  at their age, a normal percentage of body fat should be somewhere in the 18-24% range.. so let's go down the list and see who gets the most invites to dinner.... anthony morris iii - 34% body fatsamuel herd - 40% body fatstephen lett - 29% body fatdavid splane - 25% body fatguy pierce - 24% body fatgerrit losch - 38% body fatgeoffrey jackson - 39% body fattom sanderson - 27% body fatnow that's a whole lotta fat.

  frederick franz would be furious.. .

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  Ah yes, and the bald heads are for wisdom.
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  Is this true? Don't Call 911 If The Guy In The Next Seat Falls Ill at The DC?

  by Room 215 in

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  this from a recent thread: .

  "recent ridiculous instructions about not calling 9-1-1 yourself at district conventions if someone is having a heart attack but, instead, telling an attendant, who is supposed to let the first aid department know so they can come and assess the person and then call the paramedics.".

  i hadn't heard this before.... sadly, it seems in perfectly in character for them.

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  The heart attack victim might be a peadophile....... best just deal with it in house.
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  BODY FAT on current GOVERNING BODY members verus FRANZ-ERA GB members

  by Calebs Airplane in

  1. social
  2. physical

  has anyone noticed that the gb 2.0 is a lot heavier than the gb 1.0?.

  at their age, a normal percentage of body fat should be somewhere in the 18-24% range.. so let's go down the list and see who gets the most invites to dinner.... anthony morris iii - 34% body fatsamuel herd - 40% body fatstephen lett - 29% body fatdavid splane - 25% body fatguy pierce - 24% body fatgerrit losch - 38% body fatgeoffrey jackson - 39% body fattom sanderson - 27% body fatnow that's a whole lotta fat.

  frederick franz would be furious.. .

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  I typed in sarcastia font.
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  Why won't JWs have "civilized" debates with home owners?

  by ilikecheese in

  1. watchtower
  2. beliefs

  it seems kind of crazy to go to someone's house touting your religion as truth and then not even defend your own beliefs.

  why do jws stop the chat if someone just tries to calmly reason/debate with them?

  i'm not talking about crazy preachers who start slamming bibles and yelling about how they need jesus or something.

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  wha happened, you had your chance to serve Jehovah. You blew it. Too bad for you.

  This is why I love this place, someone is always cracking jokes. Keep 'em coming.
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  BODY FAT on current GOVERNING BODY members verus FRANZ-ERA GB members

  by Calebs Airplane in

  1. social
  2. physical

  has anyone noticed that the gb 2.0 is a lot heavier than the gb 1.0?.

  at their age, a normal percentage of body fat should be somewhere in the 18-24% range.. so let's go down the list and see who gets the most invites to dinner.... anthony morris iii - 34% body fatsamuel herd - 40% body fatstephen lett - 29% body fatdavid splane - 25% body fatguy pierce - 24% body fatgerrit losch - 38% body fatgeoffrey jackson - 39% body fattom sanderson - 27% body fatnow that's a whole lotta fat.

  frederick franz would be furious.. .

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  Anyways.... I was really just highlighting the fact that the GB 2.0 is a lot heavier than the GB 1.0...

  Typical apostate, resorting to personal attacks.
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  BODY FAT on current GOVERNING BODY members verus FRANZ-ERA GB members

  by Calebs Airplane in

  1. social
  2. physical

  has anyone noticed that the gb 2.0 is a lot heavier than the gb 1.0?.

  at their age, a normal percentage of body fat should be somewhere in the 18-24% range.. so let's go down the list and see who gets the most invites to dinner.... anthony morris iii - 34% body fatsamuel herd - 40% body fatstephen lett - 29% body fatdavid splane - 25% body fatguy pierce - 24% body fatgerrit losch - 38% body fatgeoffrey jackson - 39% body fattom sanderson - 27% body fatnow that's a whole lotta fat.

  frederick franz would be furious.. .

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  You can eat any junk you like, as often as you want. Neglect doing any exercise or physical activity. Get fat and be unhealthy.

  God forbid anyone smokes a cigarette or some weed.
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  Suspicious

  by Suspicious in

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  i guess i'm new here.

  born in and an ms. things just hasn't been making sense the more i think about it.

  i'm starting to get suspicious.

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  Welcome Suspicious.

  Nice to have you here, please stay a while and ask questions as often as you want.

  There is a wealth of knowledge on this board, knowledge about the Bible, Religion and Christian theology, as well as science. The folks here a greatly varied in their beliefs and opinions, but for the most part everyone is kind and friendly.

  Some have a great sense of humor, some come across as being a bit blunt. Some say they can hear Jesus talk to them, others believe that Jesus never existed. Some believe they are Jesus Christ.

  The one thing just about everyone on this site has in common, is that they were once JWs. Learning the truth about this Religion can be one the most uncomfortable experiences in a persons life.

  I like you had questions, and was not entirely satisfied with the answers I had. I wasn't convinced on the WTS's interpretation of the Revelation book and even the Daniel book. This got me researching.

  Before long I understood 607/1914 was all false information..... and from here it snowballed. The Jehovah's Witnesses are just another religion. This had my mind spinning for months. I lost my appetite for weeks, couldn't sleep properly and my research was consuming every thought I had from the moment I woke until I slept. This was in October last year so this is still all pretty fresh for me.

  I was raised in 'the truth', and thought I had all the answers to life's big questions. Instead I now realize just how ignorant I was and still am. I am in the process of fading from the religion. I can't voice anything to friends and family that is against the WTS or I risk being DF'd and shunned for life.

  Good luck on your journey. If you are in your early twenties, you have plenty of time to live your life as you want, instead of putting it on old as you serve an American publishing corporation and wait for the "real life" to start in the "New System".

  All the best.
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  Why won't JWs have "civilized" debates with home owners?

  by ilikecheese in

  1. watchtower
  2. beliefs

  it seems kind of crazy to go to someone's house touting your religion as truth and then not even defend your own beliefs.

  why do jws stop the chat if someone just tries to calmly reason/debate with them?

  i'm not talking about crazy preachers who start slamming bibles and yelling about how they need jesus or something.

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  The mentality of JWs is like this; If someone wants to debate the WT doctrine, they are not being honest with themselves and they are not humble enough to learn the truth. They believe that there is no such thing as reasonable objections to their religion, the problem is always the householders.

  The JW then concludes that the householder is not worthy of life, and will soon be executed at Armageddon.......move on to the next door.....we need some vulnerable victims.
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  Does anybody seriously believe Solomon was "great"

  by mP in

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  2. beliefs

  so where are his buildings, monuments, in real life ?

  why cant archeologists find them ?

  where are the tourist attractions ?.

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  He built them invisibly.