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  WT Resurrection Hope Absolutely Ridiculous As Illustrated In Their Publications

  by JW_Rogue in

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  saw this while browsing through the good news brochure:.

  is it any wonder people aren't listening to jws anymore?

  what an absolutely delusional scene!

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  Pirates in the new system.

  It's the Truth, silly.
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  Shiver Me Timbers I Gots a Bible Study Matey!

  by RayPublisher in

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  the new wt 2013 june tells kids that they might get to study with a pirate someday!

  perhaps johnny depp will be resurrected for just that purpose?.

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  Bumping this timely reminder from our Heavenly Father.

  It's important to reflect on the resurrection hope where we will be reunited with pirates. Peg legs and hooks will be done away with and scurvy will be no more. Because of the infinite fruit platters.

  
  
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  If death is a natural occurrence in the human species, why are we born with the innate feeling to continue living indefinitely?

  by Tenacious in

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  there are some people that do in fact want to die.

  these people include the mentally unstable, emotionally imbalanced, and those suffering from ailments or diseases, just to name a few.. i've never met however, anyone, or heard of anyone, who is of sound mind, who just awoke one day and thought it would be an excellent day to die......naturally.. your thoughts?.

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  I don't know the answer but it must have something to do with Jesus.
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  Articles of Incorporation Changes

  by Seven in

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  i received this via email and i'm posting it here for someone who wishes to remain anonymous

  i'm not up on legal stuff, but it sure seems to me that this further shows how the wts is positioning kh properties to be exempt from financial impact due to adverse judicial decisions (eccleciastical privilege, and all that stuff).. from septmeber:

  articles of incorporation changes

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  ^^^^^Wrong^^^^^
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  Hashtag "BESTLIFEEVER!!"

  by Lostwun in

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  is it just me or does it grind your gears when you see #bestlifeever hashtag after every damn jw post on fb and instagram?.

  i rarely get on instagram anymore because i dont want to deal with the jw propaganda but i swear sometimes i just want to comment on one of those pics 'jw life is the worst life ever wake up already'.

  does anyone else know what i'm talking about?

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  #CultLife everyone it's the best!
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  June 2016 WT (study edition) Bashing Higher Education....AGAIN!

  by ToesUp in

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  paragraph 14: .

  "this means that we need to examine our heart constantly to see if it is being enticed by worldly entertainment, associations, and styles of dress and grooming.

  or the love of the world might involve efforts to attain “great things,” such as through the pursuit of higher education.

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  Every single WT article is the same old shit regurgitated over and over again. I'm astonished when I read this drivel that there are so many people, just eating it up with a spoon.

  Like what the hell was I doing in the KH for all those countless years? How the hell are all my old friends and family still sitting through this shit every single week? I feel like I'm on crazy pills.
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  New Memorial Songs Were Very Good, IMO

  by RubaDub in

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  i guess we can agree to differ, but i personally found the new memorial songs (147, 149) to be very good, at least from a musical perspective.

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  If you were to chose, which one would you suggest for a Karaoke party?
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  The memorial songs sucked.

  by DATA-DOG in

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  i don't know who the idiots are that write, or approve these songs, ( the creative team of lett and tomo??

  ) but they suck!!

  there is a line in the first song ( # 147 ) that blatantly contradicts the wtbts dogma of the heavenly calling being an invitation as opposed to a sure thing.

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  I heard that they rocked two new tunes for the special occasion.

  I left not long after the new song book came out, what a train wreck that was, the congregation singing those songs together was a shock to the senses. I think it had something to do with the new songs all sucking balls.
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  Easter, the memorial ... is there any worthwhile message for secularists?

  by Ruby456 in

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  an innocent man killed in the most awful manner replayed countless time all over the world has desire for justice writ large all it.

  is this something that secularists can take from a religious event.

  i think so.

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  Fish is very healthy and often delicous.
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  Stupid memorial obsessions

  by Simon in

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  all the different congregations around the world hold it at similar local times but they all effectively are at different times relative to each other ... so why does the time matter?.

  why the almost superstitious "oh, it must be after sundown".

  cause it's not sundown everywhere that second.. god knew the earth was round ... right?.

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  They've touched the F@#$#$%$ plates and cups 40 or 50 times
  

  I remember thinking this as 5 year old. It crept me out a bit as a child, the whole thing. And then again every year after for another 25 years.

  The lords evening meal is hardly a meal. How about some fish and veges to go with the bread. Nope, just carbs and booze, not balanced nutrition in the slightest. One bite of a cracker and a sip of wine. Thanks Jesus, awesome meal, still a bit hungry though and the waiters are creeping out the kids and newbies.