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  FREE ADVICE

  by peaceloveharmony in

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  hey people .

  well, um, ya, so i'm just gonna offer some free, unsolicited adive here...... quick aside: for those of you that don't know me, here's a little background (short and sweet version)....raised a jw, baptized at 15, da'd at 17. .

  here is a little plh philosophy:.

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  Peace,

  As far as we're concerned, you are just D u c k y !

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  How a jW can 'get away with' taking blood

  by Tallyman in

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  all you have to do is pay some (phony) penance and a variation of the following:.

  day 1 in hospital - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - -.

  hlc to jw patient: did you take blood today?.

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  I just started sleeping through the night and now all my progress is shot to hell.

  Rizzy,

  ...just when you thought it was safe to go back in the water...

  "Du-da-Du-Da-Du-da"

  You never know when Chuck will pop up again!
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  How a jW can 'get away with' taking blood

  by Tallyman in

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  all you have to do is pay some (phony) penance and a variation of the following:.

  day 1 in hospital - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - -.

  hlc to jw patient: did you take blood today?.

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  How a jW can 'get away with' taking blood

  by Tallyman in

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  all you have to do is pay some (phony) penance and a variation of the following:.

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  hlc to jw patient: did you take blood today?.

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  Steph,

  Couldn't find this "jW Apologist" who takes exception that a jW who takes blood is buying his ticket to the Judicial Kommittee.

  This kind of KultJoker tries to raise the Watchtower Flag up the pole and see if anyone will salute. Their worst enemy is information, and the ABSOLUTE worst information can be found in their own literature:

  In view of the seriousness of taking blood into the human system by a transfusion, would violation of the Holy Scriptures in this regard
  subject the dedicated, baptized receiver of blood transfusion to being
  disfellowshiped from the Christian congregation?

  The inspired Holy Scriptures answer yes...
  According to the law of Moses, which set forth shadows of things to come, the receiver of a blood transfusion must be cut off from God's people by excommunication or disfellowshiping...

  if in the future he persists in accepting blood transfusions or in donating blood toward the carrying out of this medical practice upon others, he shows that he has really not repented, but is deliberately opposed to God's requirements.

  As a rebellious opposer and unfaithful example to fellow members of the Christian congregation he must be cut off therefrom by
  disfellowshiping.

  --- The Watchtower 01/15/1961 pp. 63, 64
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  Suzi Mayhem Outdoes John Cleese

  by AlanF in

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  a critique of suzi mayhem's theory of god .

  i thought, when suzi first posted this, that it was a joke something like john cleese's classic "brontosaurus theory" skit in a monty python episode.

  but mr. "dark clouds" has sort of asked me to critique it as if it were a serious theory, so here goes.. i'll address this to suzi, but suzi dear, don't take this too seriously.

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  Tallyman

  ... and if you wanna get beaten by a grrl..

  Suzi,

  We thinks you have beaten yerself...
  and have used the Jawbone of a Jackass to do so.
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  Waiting kreated a Sniglet

  by Tallyman in

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  is sending off .

  all these really bad vibes, .

  the earth explodes .

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  K a r m a g e d d o n :

  It's like, when everybody
  is sending off
  all these really bad vibes,
  right?
  And then, like,
  the Earth explodes
  and it's like,
  a serious bummer.
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  ...just had to rip you off, Waiting and bring this to the top
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  How a jW can 'get away with' taking blood

  by Tallyman in

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  all you have to do is pay some (phony) penance and a variation of the following:.

  day 1 in hospital - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - -.

  hlc to jw patient: did you take blood today?.

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  Here's the recipe:

  YUMMY!
  Englishdude, now we know why you are smacking and licking your lips.

  What jW 'on the mend' could possibly resist a Breakfast Treat like that??
  They'll just have to scarf it down early before the HLC arrives.
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  How a jW can 'get away with' taking blood

  by Tallyman in

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  all you have to do is pay some (phony) penance and a variation of the following:.

  day 1 in hospital - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - -.

  hlc to jw patient: did you take blood today?.

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  All you have to do is pay some (phony) penance and a variation of the following:

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  HLC to jW Patient: Did you take blood today?

  jw Patient to HLC: Yes, but I had a horrible accident
  and lost 70 percent of my volume
  and besides, I'm sorry.

  HLC to jW Patient: Well, okay.

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  HLC to jW Patient: Brother, we understand you took blood again
  today. 3 pints, we were told.
  We may have to recommend disfellowshipping.

  jw Patient to HLC: Oh, well, my sutures ruptured and I lost a lot
  of blood and they had to do something quick,
  and besides, I'm STILL sorry.

  HLC to jW Patient: Well, as long as you are repentant.

  jw Patient to HLC: Oh, you can be assured I am.
  My family is all in the truth and I don't want
  them to believe I am un-theokratic.

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  HLC to jW Patient: What's going on? We heard you took blood again!

  jw Patient to HLC: Yeah, but it was just one more pint.
  They needed to top me off and I am well now...
  and I just want to say that it was just
  ONE more moment of weakness and I'm just as
  sorry today as I was three days ago.

  HLC to jW Patient: Okay. See you at the Kingdom Hall.
  Maybe at the upcoming Circuit Assembly,
  we can use your experience to show the brothers
  a sterling example of true repentance.

  jw Patient to HLC: You betcha!
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  JW Venus Williams has been NAUGHTY

  by Focus in

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  a reliable source (other than the national enquirer, that is) has reported that jw venus williams has been spotted in public passionately kissing an older male called "frankie" outside a mall near palm beach gardens, florida, and then getting into a car with him.

  the couple met at the art institute of fort lauderdale.... is this chaste behavior as required by the watchtower?.

  how long before the 20-year old gets the chop?.

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  Fokus,
  now wade-a-minit... aren't we going to give our sister the benefit of the doubt?

  "Frankie" could be her long lost half-brother,
  and they both could have some Italian blood in them,
  and he could've had a fainting spell, being old and all,
  and she could've just been administering resuscitation,
  and then could've been driving him to the hospital emergency room.

  Now, SEE how these viscous, I mean vicious rumours get started about jehovah-Of-The-WT's Klean organization?!?
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  FOIA search on the WTB&TS

  by Tallyman in

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  wondered if anyone here knows of anyone having conducted a. freedom of information act search on our favorite religion?.

  no telling what could be discovered.. we're tempted to try and do some digging ourself and see what turns up.. it's almost a given that the u.s.government keeps and has kept their eye on this very dangerous and destructive kult and doing so from many different angles and perspectives.. here's the site to get started:.

  * http://www.usdoj.gov/04foia/04_3.html.

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  Now that might be worth something, eh?

  Watchtower-Kult-Kriminal-Federal-Prison-Memorabilia...
  HIGHLY Kollectible!
  Yes!
  Thinking about it Riz,
  what could've been more appropos for the Brooklyn Krew, than wearing
  Black & White-striped prison uniforms in that Atlanta pen?

  Black & White wear for Black & White religion.

  Bet they had to let out the Judge's duds to fit that Big Beer Belly.