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  2017-12-4 TO ALL CONGREGATIONS IN BRITAIN AND IRELAND Re: Changes to Circuits

  by wifibandit in

  1. watchtower
  2. beliefs

  december 4, 2017 to all congregations in britain and ireland re: changes to circuits.

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  smiddy3

  Anything can happen in 10 months in JW lala land ,they change their mind about any and everything more times than one changes their underpants.
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  Wife came home upset ...

  by The Fall Guy in

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  ... because she'd stepped into some newly laid concrete.. i said to her, "don't be too hard on yourself.

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  A man can`t decide which one of two GF `s to propose to.So decides to put GOD to the test using 3 religions.

  He goes into a synagogue and prays fervently asking GOD to help him decide eventually he still gets no answer.

  He then goes into the High Church of England praying fervently asking God to give him a sign as to who he should choose ,again nothing.

  He then decides to give it one more try by going into a Catholic Church and goes through the same procedure praying fervently and in desperation lifts up his hands raises his head and low and behold he see`s the sign from GOD

  AVE MARIA inscribed in the rafters.
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  Can't believe we are still here

  by moreconfusedthanever in

  1. watchtower
  2. beliefs

  just this week i had the jws knock on my door.

  sisters from my old congregation.

  we exchanged the usual polite conversation.

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  Maybe that`s why their are so many more people claiming to be of the anointed now,they don`t like the thought of lying in the ground or being cremated at death and want and hope for an immediate resurrection at death so they partake of the wine and emblems claiming to be of the anointed.
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  Sharing the Bad (shameful) News in all the Earth - Courtesy of the BBC

  by fulltimestudent in

  1. watchtower
  2. child-abuse

  australia's royal commission into child abuse released its full report yesterday, so it was gratifying to see the uk's bbc run this headline on their website this morning (aussie time):.

  australia jehovah's witnesses 'did not report 1,000 alleged abusers'.

  hopefully, all over the world people will learn the shameful news of what yhwh (as guided by the holy spirit) told his earthly witnesses to do.

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  As of this date 15/12/2017 A.M. No Australian state or territory has signed up to the redress scheme giving compensation to the victims of Child sexual Abuse by any Institution.

  Derryn Hinch a senator asks why not ? and that they must do so ..however I think Parliament is now in recession until early next year.

  Senator Derryn Hynch made an interesting observation regarding the dollar amount to be agreed upon .

  I think first up it was $500,000 in Compensation then it was reduced to $200,000 and then low and behold (in his words) it was reduced to $150,000 that the Government accepted which coincidentally ? happened to be the number the Roman Catholic Church had initially put forward as an acceptable figure.

  I wonder why ? { Anyone ?}

  Religion still is a powerful and influential force in Government in this day and age ,so don`t be surprised if the recommendations of the ARC submitted in their final report today are not watered down somewhat by the actions of Government

  True some, if not many of the recommendations will be adopted but definetely not all of them and some of those not adopted will be the ones we wanted to be adopted.

  It will be interesting to see what transpires in 2018

  Edit to add ? What gains were made in Ireland with their investigation into Child sexual Abuse some years ago ?
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  Wife came home upset ...

  by The Fall Guy in

  1. social
  2. humour

  ... because she'd stepped into some newly laid concrete.. i said to her, "don't be too hard on yourself.

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  smiddy3

  Q. is my glass of beer half full or half empty?

  A.It depends on who is asking my wife or or my friend.
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  Wife came home upset ...

  by The Fall Guy in

  1. social
  2. humour

  ... because she'd stepped into some newly laid concrete.. i said to her, "don't be too hard on yourself.

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  smiddy3

  two men are stuck on opposite sides of a river. The first man shouts to the second.

  "How do I get to the other side of the river ?"

  The second man shouts back ,

  "You ARE on the other side."
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  2017-12-4 TO ALL CONGREGATIONS IN BRITAIN AND IRELAND Re: Changes to Circuits

  by wifibandit in

  1. watchtower
  2. beliefs

  december 4, 2017 to all congregations in britain and ireland re: changes to circuits.

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  smiddy3

  So they are advertising what they are going to do 10 months into the future ?

  I wait with baited breath
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  Breaking: Walt Disney Studios buys out JWs.

  by neat blue dog in

  1. social
  2. humour

  in an all cash transaction, disney has purchased every share in the watch tower bible and tract society of pennsylvania, inc.. their most recent in a slew of acquisitions including pixar, the muppets, marvel, lucasfilm and most recently 20th century fox, disney plans to "leverage their preexisting infrastructure and fan-base" for future content.. removing robert ciranko, who took over for don alden adams in 2014, disney is installing as president john lasseter, who already helms both disney and pixar's animation studios.

  recently disgraced and on leave for allegations of inappropriate sexual conduct, disney said he was "just perfect" for the job.. plans include making yearly theatrical films with post-credits scenes as part of a crossover shared universe with preexisting watchtower film characters like caleb and sophia, the prodigal son, the roman family and the bad worldy boy from school (with nicholas king reprising and expanding his role), as well as an educational disney jr. show, "little chuck", aimed at toddler's, hosted by a young version of ct russell sporting a pretend beard..

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  smiddy3

  OK pokemon55 your relatively new this is in the joke section dont take offence and stick around we have humour here as well not like the KH`s

  take care.
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  Kingdom Hall ... BURGER KING?

  by sparky1 in

  1. watchtower
  2. beliefs

  i live in a very rural part of the northeastern united states.

  after 9 years of waiting, the local witnesses are getting their new kingdom hall.

  it is being built on a back road next to a sandpit.

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  I Herd a Jackson burger with Lett might be a goer hold the sand-erson and especially Morris 111 that`s tasteless or do you want me to Splane that again ?
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  Kingdom Hall ... BURGER KING?

  by sparky1 in

  1. watchtower
  2. beliefs

  i live in a very rural part of the northeastern united states.

  after 9 years of waiting, the local witnesses are getting their new kingdom hall.

  it is being built on a back road next to a sandpit.

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  smiddy3

  Would you like Letts with or without?