I think nancy just wanted to do you and you never figured it out
TexSham
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Shepherd #2 - Someone Stole George!
by Amazing insomeone stole george!
in memory of george westerlin, veteran of wwii.
not all shepherding visits are by two elders making formal calls.
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Men keep looking at me!
by bakedcanuck init started about 2 years ago, but its picking up.
i keep catching men looking at me with that look, that look i'm used to only getting from other girls.. this is making me tense, yet in some ways jolly.. i'm not sure what the proper facial expression is to give in return.. i cannot figure out why its happening to me now.
is it the greying beard, the balding head, the bulging ---, oh, right, it can't be that.. please explain this extraordinary phenomenon.. shecky
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TexSham
It's not the grey or the bald, sister, so it must be the bulge.
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Where do you go for spiritual food?
by Princess inthis is an update to a thread of mulan's and a request for some input.
mulan said this in her thread from a few days ago:.
"for those new ones who haven't read my cousin's story, i am posting the link here again.
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TexSham
Liquor Store
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I was Disfellowshipped AGAIN!!!!
by LDH ini asked my dad to verify my position within the cong, as some of you know family members recently stopped talking to me.
(see "when i called patterson").
yup it's true.
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TexSham
maybe you were just really drunk when they df'd you
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DO EVEN DIE HARD JWs REALLY THINK THE END IS NEAR
by Liberty inafter reading a couple of posts about the growing apathy among the r&f jws today i was reminded of the years following 1975 when the dropout rate was growing rapidly and the "faithful" die hards took it as a sign that the "end" was really really near since the winnowing process was removing so much chaff.
keep in mind that this was over 25 years ago.
it's been mentioned before but it is worth repeating that, no matter what is happening, religious fanatics(jws) always see it as a sign from god.
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TexSham
they most feel the end is near when they most feel the holy spirit of jehovah
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DO JW'S ALLOW THEIR CHILDREN TO GO ON CLASS TRIPS?
by Darkhorse inhi, have a question (i am not a jw).
is it unusual for a jw to allow their children to go on school class trips to washington d.c.?
because of their beliefs, i would think going to d.c. on a class trip would be a no-no.
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TexSham
It's ok for kids to go on school field trips, as long as they have some medical problem that prevents them from being home-schooled. WT/12/31/1999
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What should be in the bible?
by sleepy inok. i've been thinking again (?
) and wondering if i was god what would i have made shure was in the bible.. for a start i would have tried to help my human creatures fight against diseases.. it would'nt have took many pages to explian that there were such things as germs and that you needed to wash things well , and boil contaminated water etc.. this would have prevented millions of early deaths and a lot of suffering.
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TexSham
I just wish Jesus hadn't tricked everything up so much. Like, he had to pay admission or a tax or something, and he sends off one of his apostles to go get a coin out of a fishes mouth! What's the point in that? To prove he's god, or god's son, fine. But, do it with some class! It's like, Jesus is doing a Barnum and Balley thing. Walking on water, raising the dead, scoring party favors for everyone gratis. Why not just tell Paul, look, Paul, write this down. Make sure everyone gets a copy, this is called, "The Theory of Relativity," by this they will know I am the one.
But, I guess he was reaching out to the trailer park witnesses, too, and needed to create a context they could comprehend. Thanks.
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Wouldn't It Be Great If We Could Only.......
by Englishman indo you remember feeling like that when you were a jw?.
if only we were allowed to ........... (fill in the blanks stating what it was you really wanted to do, but couldn't because of your religion.
) i'll wait for someone else to start because my "if only" is a bit obvious.. englishman...
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TexSham
Uh, I don't know, but I always thought the Mormons had a good idea with letting guys have lots of wives.
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Do you still get Nightmares?
by sleepy indo you still get nightmares?.
because last night i had the crap scared out of me.. i cant remember what i had been dreaming about, but something shocked me and i opened my eyes and i saw a figure standing beside my bed.. my body when straight into fight mode.. now this is the weirest part for me.i shouted at the top of my voice , very loudly "what the f**k" yet it wasn't me speaking , my body sort of took over and said it .my eyes sort of adjusted and the figure disappeared and a i think at that point i became wide awake.. my wife was woken up by my shouting.. my heart was racing and my hair standing on end.. i have had a similiar experience once before but i didn't shout.. the fact that i woke up shouting, really freaked me out.. what the crap was going on in my head?
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TexSham
I'd never thought about it, but recalling images from wt literature in their dreams really creeps me out, and makes me wonder, just what kind of sophisticated, demonic apparatus we have come in contact with?
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Special Talk for Dumb And Dumber
by metatron inif this organization is going to survive, they must get.
dumber and dumber.
otherwise, people will catch on and leave.. with this truth in mind, i listened to the special talk.. it's so amusing to hear how self referenced the organization.
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TexSham
That was a good listen, Metatron, thanks