I believe the lions name was Aslan, who, try as he might, was quite late getting the brother to the convention and ended up disturbing the opening talk -- then had the gall to stroll on the concourse level during the sessions, disturbing elderly and attendants alike!
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DO YOU APPRECIATE THE CONVENTIONS??
by minimus inthis gem is from the aug.1st wt.
it tells about how in one south american country, every year witnesses walk for miles through the jungle and then travel for hours by canoe just to make the convention.
it is not uncommon for someone to fall into the river or to snag his garments on a bush,therefore their appearance is not quite appropriate.they look somewhat disheveled.
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Monthly Complaint
by comforter inthe watchtower has said that those who deviate from the faith only seek to pull down and do not try to build up.
they have no positive teachings.
only negative ones.
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"I bet you would like for me to leave. The truth is that I don't spend much time in this place anymore. It is depressing and boring at the same time."
My creepy soothsaying friend -- Are you trying to convince the board, or yourself of how depressing and boring 'this place' is? Your crafting of those exhausting and decidedly depressing and boring posts goes to show me that you do spend 'much time' here, and that your empty threats of leaving this board are just that. Comforter, I do believe your defense mechanism is showing. Please, do us (and apparently yourself) all a favor, and tow the line, you doom crying tit.
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Thinking about God, gives me a migraine..really
by LyinEyes ini am serious, i have have noticed a distinct pattern in my headache.
flare ups here lately.
when i decide to start reading the bible or give spiritual mediation a try, i start to get sick.
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Jesus, the Christ of Nazarene and Savior of Millions and I were out bowling the other night, when he was struck with an ailment very similar to the one you have spoken of, while reading a passage from the book of John awaiting His next set of pins. He said "My
headaches are usually direct punishments sent from Dad for sinning or being out late or something, but this headache in particular seems to have more of a dull nauseating throb than a searing pain." while massaging His temples. Says Jesus, "when unexplainable shit like this happens, and it DOES happen, I rely on Aleve to ease the pain, and chase it with a Carlsberg or something. Aleve never lets me down." -
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Slim Jims: Jehovahs Jerky, or Satans Meatstick?
by The_Bad_Seed inthere has been much ado over claims that slim jims may have therapeutic value in treating blind rage and aging spots, as seen in such celebrity cases as macho man randy savage, and in easing the mania that comes from watching wwf raw more than once a week.
a u.s. institute of medicine report acknowledges that there is some truth to these claims.
but does this mean that the near-future doctors will be prescribing slim jims, as if they were a panacea?.
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There has been much ado over claims that Slim Jims may have therapeutic value in treating blind rage and aging spots, as seen in such celebrity cases as Macho Man Randy Savage, and in easing the mania that comes from watching WWF Raw more than once a week. A U.S. Institute of Medicine report acknowledges that there is some truth to these claims. But does this mean that the near-future doctors will be prescribing Slim Jims, as if they were a panacea?
Not likely, for some of Slim Jims over 400 chemical compunds may prove useful, 'stepping into it' as a cure-all would hardly qualify as the logical way to take such medicines.
"Eating Slim Jims," says noted authority Dr. Carlton Turner, "would be like giving people moldy and ground carrion to eat to get penicillin." So if any of Slim Jims compounds ever become bona fide medicines, it will be Slim Jims "derivatives or analogues," chemical compunds similar to them, that doctors will prescribe. No wonder then, that, the U.S. Secretary of Health and Human Services wrote: "It should be emphasized that possible therapeutic benefits in no way modify the significance of the negative health effects of Slim Jims."
So do you want to say no to Slim Jims? Then watch whom you associate with. Seek out the friendship of God-fearing Christians who will support your resolve to stay free of the 'seemingly harmless effects' of Slim Jims. (Compare 1 Samuel 23:15-16) Note, too, the words at Exodus 23:2. Although originally directed to witnesses of Jehovah giving sworn testimony, they are good advice for youths: "You must follow after the crowd for evil ends."
Yes, Jehovah God will give you the strength not to say "Ooh yeeah!", or to make unnecessary and sometimes harmful forays in and through cinder block walls as seen on TV. Never let others pressure you to weaken in your resolve. As Rupesh* urges: "Don't experiment with Slim Jims. You'll suffer the rest of your life!"
*Meaningless first names have been changed with other meaningless first names in an attempt to make article appear genuine, and more interesting.
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What are you doing now you are free?
by sleepy inwhat are you using your time to do , that you couldn't do before when enslaved to the decrepit old men of the org?.
i'm now determined to throw down my squeegee , and become an artist.. yes i am ashamed to admit i am a window cleaner.. i have always love drawing and art, but was adviced in school that if iwanted to be an artist i would have to be determined and be totally focused in order to succeed.. but knowing i had to pioneer and go to the meetings etc i knew i wouldn't have time .so i choose to let go of my dream and waste my talents in order to serve god by selling magazines.. in fact the "truth" took up so much time that i almost gave up drawing , i cant draw well unless relaxed and i have plenty of time, in fact my favorite time is early morning when i wake up.. now i have no meetings , studying etc i have lots of time to draw and i just cant stop.. i don't know much about getting into the art world , but looking round different galleries i've seen and comparing my work i belive i can succeed.. i'll give it my best shot anyway.
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The blood I now choose to cook and eat is completely Green, completely ethical -- 100% recycled blood, packaged in 100% recycled biodegradable materials. This blood I speak of is also completely fictional, while the naked dancing, and billing Bethel is not. An attempt at sarcasm.
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What are you doing now you are free?
by sleepy inwhat are you using your time to do , that you couldn't do before when enslaved to the decrepit old men of the org?.
i'm now determined to throw down my squeegee , and become an artist.. yes i am ashamed to admit i am a window cleaner.. i have always love drawing and art, but was adviced in school that if iwanted to be an artist i would have to be determined and be totally focused in order to succeed.. but knowing i had to pioneer and go to the meetings etc i knew i wouldn't have time .so i choose to let go of my dream and waste my talents in order to serve god by selling magazines.. in fact the "truth" took up so much time that i almost gave up drawing , i cant draw well unless relaxed and i have plenty of time, in fact my favorite time is early morning when i wake up.. now i have no meetings , studying etc i have lots of time to draw and i just cant stop.. i don't know much about getting into the art world , but looking round different galleries i've seen and comparing my work i belive i can succeed.. i'll give it my best shot anyway.
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Top Ten Things I Am Doing Now That I Am Free:
10 - Billing Bethel for each hour of my life I wasted @ $25-75/H
09 - Sleeping in on Saturdays and Sundays
08 - Writing mock YPA Articles (coming to the board very soon)
07 - Living in 'sin' with my significant other of four years
06 - Looking forward to dancing naked at 'shepherding calls'
05 - Dancing naked in general
04 - Looking forward to watching Dateline next week
03 - Being a member on this wonderful site I just found out about
02 - Cooking and eating blood
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Go Leafs Go!!!
by Beans ini have been holding back through the first two rounds as i get to excited to shout and scream.
today for the first time i drove around with my flag on the truck.
i can`t get my hopes up to soon as i usually do but i can`t hold back any longer "i am weak"!.
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Rejoice! The Great God Jehovah has informed me that the Leafs will win the Carolina series in seven games, but predicts doom for the Canadian dollar in seven weeks.
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Creation/Evolution Book p.106
by badboy ini believe it is on the above page that it has a picture of a dark coloured butterfly on a tree-truck(sp?)..
is the wt aware that the picture is supposed to b a fake, because researchers stuck pines(sp?
)in dead butterflies to produce the pictures to support their theory of evolution, i read this in ____________philadelphia trumpet about evolution.. does it glorify jehovah using fake pictures
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I have spoken with Jehovah concerning this matter you speak of. He mentioned to me at our Wednesday night poker game, that he felt glorified and exalted only in the fact that the donations toward the printing, shipping, and handling of the Creation book far exceeded the projected surplus overflow figures, and that He was able to fund September 1987 trip to the Canary Islands with former star Samantha Fox. When asked about the flagrant misuse of the 'fake pictures', he expressed little disappointment, but did add that his pair of eights troubled Him deeply.
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Naeb -- I figured this post would reach you faster than the message I left you earlier this morning...
Want to know if you are available Aug 31 to see the Hip with me in Michigan, free tix, good seats.
Call me
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I saw Donnie Darko a few months ago, and I thought it was fantastic. I did, however, spit and yowl at the television when I saw Drew Barrymore making her first swollen appearance. Blech.
To all those who used to fall asleep reading newspapers in the washroom stalls at the KH
To all those who managed to stay under the elders radar with their advanced and seemingly indecipherable teeth-clicking message transfering system, not unlike the life saving Navajo war coding that was never broken
To all those who have wiped their faces proudly with Genoa salami, while confidently bleating out the creedence "mwuaaaff joboggtit freddereah"To all those people I say:
Meeny Meeny Pants on Cheesy, The Bad Seed has made his first post.