i once had a guy answer the door naked, and i laughed my butt off... you?
a guy came to the door, and HIS head was up HIS ass. not the other way 'round
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informally,
on a plane, somewhere over the USA, circa1980
a women starts talkin' 'bout the Holy book.
and then she says: "well, you know what the good books says, 'God takes care of those who take care of themselves.'"
I replied: "that's from walt disney's Pinocchio @1940" but if the bible would say anything it would say something like "God helps those who help others."
i've never heard of this motion paradox.
i've been reading a book titled the whole shebang by timothy ferris.
it must take a certain amount of time for the arrow to get halfway to the target.
i have come across this before, or something like it.
as there is a maximum by which things can accelerate to, the speed of light (although i hear that is in question).
there is also a minimum that things can freeze, nothing can reach absolute 0, because then there would be no molecular movement; thereby defeating the uncertainty principle and black body radiation and knowing a particle's EXACT location and energy at the SAME history in time. therefore being able to predict the ONE infinite sum over histories and ALWAYS knowing the outcome (something only God and AlanF can know/do)
there is also minimum distance that traversed, anything "smaller" simply gets you to your target in the last half distance; in other words, there really isn't a last half distance, because that last half distance cannot exist. you simply get there.
there is also a minimum time, which if i remember right is governed by Planck’s constant.
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how many gb members does it take to change a lightbulb ?.
none, the writing department does the dirty work.
what light?
hi gang, i took my new girl-friend last night to a country club for a quiet drink and dinner.. it was a good oppertunity to really get to know her.after an hour or so, our conversation went off .
the mundane sex in the city type of conversation :( she`s into the hot candle wax and the sniffin $bills.
thing zzzzz snore...) and into the more personal and philosophical....when i happened to mention.
Sparks
who doesn't know what a Van de Graff generator is? see http://www.mos.org/sln/toe/history.html
Go to the Boston Museum of science if you ever visit MA, USA. they got a generator setup there 30-40ft 9-12 meters high to u
if you are in England shouldn't the word be "humour?"
i wasn't exaggerating my sisters though, they do get into bed with guys they have only known for 5 minutes
it's all good
you take the name of your favourite pet as the first part of your porn-star name, then you take your mothers maiden name for your porn-star surname.. which makes me...george bennet, hmm fairly ordinary i suppose... but her ladyship becomes...poppy male...ah, it works sometimes then!.
this could be good.
englishman.
Big Dick
The three stooges 0|0
Polar Bear Dick -when it's really cold.
you want to know what i think of alot of you on this board?????.
my son wonders why i talk on the phone to people i havent met in person and they wonder why i say," i love you", to people they dont know!!!!!!!!!!!
lol.
BigTex I disagree. i've seen some posts here that make me think that some of these people here would do lynchings.
a couple might even be mine, when i've been in an especially bad mood.
i've also seen, and have retained copies, of posts by "a certain individual" where he threatens to turn people in to their employers just because he doesn't like the posts they have made (trolling, lurkers, etc., whatever). almosts seems like he retains log files just for that purpose. collect those IPs you never know when they'll come in handy.
OrbitingTheSun -better go out and hang Jay Leno he jokes about pedophilia all the time. jokes about murder too.
MrMoe, priceless. i got 4 kids cherish the moment, they grow too fast.
Edited by - thewiz on 14 February 2003 22:58:2
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it seems the more time goes by, the more i miss being a jw.. i miss my friends.
i miss the feeling of safety of the group.. i miss having hope.. i miss it a lot..
joelbear
sarcasm will get you nowhere
hi gang, i took my new girl-friend last night to a country club for a quiet drink and dinner.. it was a good oppertunity to really get to know her.after an hour or so, our conversation went off .
the mundane sex in the city type of conversation :( she`s into the hot candle wax and the sniffin $bills.
thing zzzzz snore...) and into the more personal and philosophical....when i happened to mention.
just give those blue balls a gentle cuddle, and forget it.
you may have been talking to my sisters. they do pretty much the same thing. is she/they in england now? they/she wants to F#$% half the population or she/they acts like it anyway. knows a guy for 5 minutes and she/they want to get into bed with him. i quit reading the stories in penthouse half of them are probably about my sisters
i do to sometimes... uhhh, that is...uhhh rant about the jdubs, even though i guess i am still technically one myself. went of on a tangent didn't i? oh well.
you want to know what i think of alot of you on this board?????.
my son wonders why i talk on the phone to people i havent met in person and they wonder why i say," i love you", to people they dont know!!!!!!!!!!!
lol.
amazing what a common hate can do
skin heads do the same thing too
love even me too?
flame me
Edited by - thewiz on 14 February 2003 21:50:35
