Posts by think41self

I was going to protest that they didn't give us that option of washing our partners chest or privates first but you beat me to it. I wash my face first on myself...but these damn tests don't mean a thing, do they?

And Closer...where the hell have you been? Feeling ok? Still preggers?

think41self

If I'd known I was going to live this long, I'd have taken better care of myself!

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These last few weeks.

by Princess in

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i haven't posted more than a reply or two to various topics these last few weeks.

i haven't seen any evidence of my mom (mulan) in as long.. i have started to post the whole story but it is too long and probably unbelievable.

anyway, here is the short version.. 89 year old grandma fell and broke a vertabrae.

think41self

Princess and Mulan,

Arghhhhh! What a nightmare you are describing. I don't know, call me cold hearted if you want, but I have nothing to do with my manipulative, mean relatives. You know the ones I'm talking about, they've been that way their whole lives!

If it was some sweet older person who was suffering a personality change because of senility or dementia or some illness, that would be one thing. But if that's just their personality, why do they deserve kindness from people they've mistreated repeatedly? I'm sorry, life is too short to waste time trying to help them. They are beyond our help.

Princess and Mulan, I'm proud of both of you.

think41self

If I'd known I was going to live this long, I'd have taken better care of myself!

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My Father Died

by teenyuck in

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i just found out my father died today...he had a heart attack in the middle of the night.

he was 63, one month shy of his 64th birthday.

my 1/2 brother, age 19, who has been living with him trying to get off drugs, found him in his bed.

think41self

Ahhh Puffs,

Sad news my dear, I am so sorry for your loss. I am glad you had a chance to re-connect with him, for a time. Some don't even get that. Please accept all of our cyber hugs. ((((Puffs))))

think41self

If I'd known I was going to live this long, I'd have taken better care of myself!

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A Picture of My Daughter

by dedalus in

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here she is, my daughter, whose handle on this forum is roo!

this photo was taken on the day of her birth.. she was born tuesday, january 29, at 9:05am.

she weighed 7 pounds, 5 ounces, and was 20 inches long.

think41self

She's precious Dedalus! Enjoy every minute.

Angharad...none of that now(getting broody, that is).

think41self

If I'd known I was going to live this long, I'd have taken better care of myself!

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Men Are Like...

by teenyuck in

men are like... .

men are like......floor tiles, if you lay them right the first time, you can walk all over them for years .

men are like......bank accounts, without a lot of money they don't generate much interest .

think41self

Hehehe Puffs,

I like this one:

MEN ARE LIKE......Snow storms, you never know when they're coming, how many inches you'll get or how long they will last

think41self

If I'd known I was going to live this long, I'd have taken better care of myself!

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newbie here!

by greven in

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hi everyboby!!.

i am a newbie in signing on for this board, however i have been surfing here quite often.

i really like this place so i decided to sign-up.

think41self

Hi Greven,

Welcome to the board . If you've been lurking a bit, then you know what to expect, so I don't have to give you the standard "newbie warning". Don't worry, it's not like hazing or anything. I'm looking forward to learning more about you.

P.S. Welcome Coffee Black. Same to you!

think41self

If I'd known I was going to live this long, I'd have taken better care of myself!

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Find Ex-JWs list updated

by Dogpatch in

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i have just updated the "find ex-jws worldwide" database which is up at:.

http://www.watchtowernews.org/findexjws.htm.

there are over 2000 listed now.

think41self

Cool site!

Didn't find anyone there I know yet, not really but now I'm registered so maybe someone will find me!

think41self

If I'd known I was going to live this long, I'd have taken better care of myself!

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You know you're aging and....

by safe4kids in

your priorities have changed when you totally agree with this ultimate fantasy..... http://www.gotlaughs.com/funpages/ultimate.cfm.

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dana

think41self

ROTFLOL

Pierced Angel...excellent answer! You are so right. We'd charge a hell of lot more!

think41self

If I'd known I was going to live this long, I'd have taken better care of myself!

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Hillary 3 - "why don't I make us a cup of ...

by Duncan in

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if you get an old copy of the guinness book of world records say, from 1972 or 1973 and look it up youll find the following reference:.

window cleaner the worlds worst.. undoubtedly the very worst window-cleaner in the world, and in the whole history of window cleaning, is an individual known as brother duncan in the london new-suburb congregation of jehovahs witnesses.

this utterly inept incompetent attempts to make a living by this means without ever having the acquired slightest skill or aptitude for the art.

think41self

Great story Duncan,

I am awaiting part three with breath suspended!

think41self

She had the vocabulary of a brothel owner specializing in service to sailors with Tourette's syndrome