Posts by TR

Dudes, go to the meeting with a zucchini in your pants, unless of course you don't need one. Then say to those you meet; "I'm very happy to meet you."

Girls, go to meeting with a "beat me, bite me, whip me, f**k me" t-shirt on, wet of course.

Go to meeting with "bubba teeth" on, unless of course "bubba" is already there.

Go to meeting dressed as hobo and ask where the soup kitchen is.

Impersonate circuit overseer and impart "new light" to the congregation.

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Are You All Talk?

by Guest 77 in

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yes, how bold are you.

i sense that some like to throw their weight around on forums of this nature.

in person, what are you like?

TR

I'm a pretty mellow dude normally, but I'll get in your face if you've burned me.

A few weeks ago, near dusk, my daughter and her friend went to the park across the street from my house. Some dude followed them into the park, saying they shouldn't be there.(I found out later it was a hired security dude) The girls came running back into the house, yelling; "DAD! Some guy followed us into the park! He's still there sitting in his truck! Needless to say, I hauled ass over there to confront the dude. I told him he'd better have a good reason to be there or I'd rip him a new asshole. He hurriedly showed me his credentials and the log book that showed the rotation schedule of parks they were patrolling. I scared him so bad that he was shaking. He insisted on apologizing to my daughter for frightening her and her friend.

I'm the kind of dude that will come to the rescue if you need it. I won't hesitate.

TR

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Which meeting was the worst?

by freedom96 in

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i absolutely detested the watchtower study.

never did an hour go by so slow.

there would the 20 or so paragraphs that had to read and answered, and i would watch the clock.

TR

District Assemblies were the worst 'hovah meetings for me. The Bethel speaker who generally made the closing speaches always went overtime about half an hour. GOD that pissed me off. Not only that, the time and expense involved to go to these droning freak shows.

TR

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Fun at the KH

by WildTurkey in

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fun things for us apostates to do at the kh..

pull aside an unruly child and say: "if you're bad in here, you'll go to die at armageddon.".

put stray dogs in library.

TR

LOL, Turkey!!!!

Hire a stripper to pop out from behind the podium during the Public Talk.

Write "REDRUM" on the restroom mirrors

Pull the fire alarm

Do a ventriliquist trick, making the public speaker say foul and vulgar things.

Release thousands of locusts into the KH.

Install "whoopee cushions" in all the seats prior to the meeting

Hire David Blaine the street magician to come to the meeting and do cards tricks and also have him levitate

Come to the meeting wearing a skeleton costume

Come to the meeting wearing a C.T. Russell costume

Come to the meeting as a blind person with your "seeing eye" dog, only to have the dog lift his leg on the public speaker

Ignite sack of shit in maine aisle during public talk

Get down on hands and knees in front of podium during public talk and wail; "I'm not worthy, I'm not worthy"

Bring "Mister Microphone" to meeting and make comment at will

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haugland. Front up you bloody worm.

by refiners fire in

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you post a link about me??

well get out here and post the story, give us a rundown on the saga.

cmon dude.

TR

Well from what I understand, Prisca has actually met RF in person, and in the link Jan provided, Prisca calls RF "Edward Gentry", and RF didn't deny it.

TR

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Most Men Full Of Crap!

by Guest 77 in

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in know_you's reply to wasasister he said, "...in reality most men are full of shit - and i mean that seriously.... what a timely remark!

no need for me to go into experiences.

ok ladies, now is a good time for you to step up to the plate and swing the bat.. .

TR

The men that are full of shit are the ones who ramble aimlessly about religion and make predictions that never come to pass.

TR

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US Second Amendment v UK Social Contract.

by Englishman in

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the us second amendment states:.

a well regulated militia, being necessary to the security of a free state, the right of the people to keep and bear arms, shall not be infringed.

i wonder if the writers af this amendment actually envisaged a situation where 260 million americans would have something like over 200 million firearms spread amongst them?

TR

Great articles, Nathan and Francois.

TR

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How to embed audio in a post?

by Bendrr in

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not too long ago someone posted a thread here and it had sound.

i didn't have to click on a link, the sound just played automatically when the post came up.

mike.

TR

Yes, indeed. Post links, don't imbed sound.

TR

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Comments from Ray Franz re Bill Bowen

by Amazing in

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i talked at length with ray franz this afternoon regarding the following comments by bill bowen: ray franz supports the wt policy on child abuse.

he is the author of the two eye witness rule as well as the slander issue that prevents anyone from warning another of child abuse in the congregation.

it is interesting that wt is willing to fight to the last man standing for a policy that in large part was founded by their biggest apostate.

TR

DannyBear,

Iam looking for every reason to continue to give my support to Silentlambs aka Bill Bowen, he just is making it so damn hard right now!

You took the words outta my mouth. I just put special "silentlambs" graphics on a vehicle of mine, now I feel halfhearted as to wether or not to keep them there. I know the cause is what's important, but I have shit-canned otherwise good business relationships due to the owner's bad behavior in the past. I would hate for that to happen now.

Amazing,

Great comments. Your perspective is very much appreciated.

TR