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  Guy Rules

  by WildTurkey in

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  1. any man who brings a camera to a bachelor party may be legally killed and eaten by his fellow partygoers.. .

  2. under no circumstances may two men share an umbrella.. .

  3. it is ok for a man to cry under the following circumstances:

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  Damn, WT. You're right on! I was going to post the exact same rules!

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  I have new neighbors

  by wasasister in

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  2. friends

  the nice lady living next door to me lost her husband last year and finally decided to move in with relatives.

  although we only had a nodding acquaintance, i was sorry to see her go.

  the "for sale" sign did not stay up long.

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  did observe that the lot of them looked as if they could have played extras in the movie "Deliverance", or were the end result of too many near-relative marriages. Bad teeth, bad clothes, and eyes that didn't quite match up to each other.

  HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HAAAAAA!!!!!!!! ROTFLMFAO!!!!!!!!!!

  TR
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  Back in the saddle again?

  by Lee Elder in

  1. jw
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  a family friend is getting married and has asked me to perform the wedding.

  my wife directed me to the solution: http://www.spiritualhumanism.org/.

  so i'm clergy again!

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  Dudes,

  basically "Spiritual Humanism" is a do whatever the frick you want, religion. I kinda like it.

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  Back in the saddle again?

  by Lee Elder in

  1. jw
  2. friends

  a family friend is getting married and has asked me to perform the wedding.

  my wife directed me to the solution: http://www.spiritualhumanism.org/.

  so i'm clergy again!

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  Hey, as long as you get something to hang on the wall, what the hell.

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  100 Greatest Americans

  by ScoobySnax in

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  ok.....i vote jfk.....does that make me shallow?"reagan?

  " (better??

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  Wayne Static:
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  Fun At The Written Review!

  by WildTurkey in

  1. jw
  2. friends

  bring a pillow.

  fall asleep (or pretend to) until the last 10 minutes.

  wake up, say "oh geez, better get cracking" and do some gibberish work.

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  Celia,

  Once a year, there is a written review at the 'hovah hall. It's a sheet of paper with, I don't know, maybe 20 "bible based" questions from recent bible reading assignments.

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  Fun At The Written Review!

  by WildTurkey in

  1. jw
  2. friends

  bring a pillow.

  fall asleep (or pretend to) until the last 10 minutes.

  wake up, say "oh geez, better get cracking" and do some gibberish work.

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  LOL!

  Halfway through test, raise your hand and say: "My brain is full, can I go now?"

  Eat 4 cans of chili earlier in the day. Enough said.

  During answering phase of meeting, scream "BOO YA!" after every correct answer.

  Before meeting, call cops and tell them live sacrifices are going to happen.

  Come dressed up as Moses, get pissed, drop and breaks stone tablets, mumble expletives, and say in Schwarzenegger voice; "I'll be back."

  Come to meeting sniffling and coughing with a cold, sneezing without the use of hanky.

  Come to meeting only in G string, complaing that you have a skin allergy to all clothes.

  After answer session is over, run to podium and announce winners and what they've won.

  Complain every five minutes that there's to many HOT sisters to concentrate on test.

  Break dance on stage.

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  Farah Fawcett Hair is back!

  by Beck_Melbourne in

  1. jw
  2. friends

  maybe i'm so 'downunder' that i'm not up with things...but does this look right??

  is farah fawcett hair back in??

  i remember when the new charlie's angels came out and everyone who's anyone had hair styles like the angels.

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  Is it just me, or do the Williams sisters look like dudes in woman suits?

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  Prisca

  by refiners fire in

  1. jw
  2. friends

  dear sister.

  i love you, you are a fine friend to me and have stood beside me in all adversity.

  i know you need to hear this right now.

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  Refiner,

  And there you go dear sister

  Are you still a 'hovah?

  Dave,

  You kick Bill and Ray's ass, I'll kick yours.

  Prisca,

  As long as you keep teasing me with that "come hither" pic of yours, I'll not like you.

  TR- of the kick-ass klass
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  XJW Meetup in Spokane, Wa.

  by TR in

  1. jw
  2. friends

  anyone planning on attending please email me.

  we're thinking of a possible venue change.. thanks,.

  tr

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  bttt

  TR