Posts by TresHappy

Never seen that good happen at a Kingdom Hall. I saw a fight break out at a convention one time between two sisters, but nothing happened. Darn...I always miss the good stuff.

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I Adopted A Pet From The Humane Society

by RAYZORBLADE in

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yessiree...i had an afternoon off last friday.

so i decided to venture down to the toronto humane society.

i was so surprised at the variety of animals: dogs, cats, rabbits, guinea pigs, ferrets, rats, mice and birds.

TresHappy

The best animals you can get are from the Humane Society. I love that every day Bob Barker reminds his audience to "spay and neuter their pets."

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if you go to purelanguage.net you can read the forums - you just can't post - here's a lovely new topic posted in the study hall............... "today while reading an article i just had to stop to thank jehovah for all of the spiritual food he provides....and thank him so very much for the slave class that loves us, works so diligently to fulfill their assignment given to them by our lord and feeds us sooooo can't find the word............".

let me finish......and feeds us.....................crap

TresHappy

I have read many posts on purelanguage, however I found them hard to stomach after a while. They're on "Cloud 9" Watchtower style, and after a while, you just want to stick your finger down your throat and gag. One can only feel pity for such people...

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Why do JW's get so pissed off w/ anyone who disagrees w/ them?

by avishai in

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i have read so many posts on this and other sites by jw's & their defenders(silentlambs.org for one) where so much hate & vitriol is directed at those who are'nt doing a damn thing except disagreeing /questioning their policies.

when they are supposedly taught all this love & junk, why are they so hateful?

TresHappy

There's nothing worse than hearing the opposite opinion from something so dear and true to their lives. My goodness, some of these folks have been in for 40, 50 years, and to hear what you have lived your ENTIRE life about is a lie, that's something very hard to swallow.

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Who Do You Think Will Be The Next American Idol?

by Scarlet in

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i love this show.

i did not watch the last one but this one has been quite good.

i really don't like corey.

TresHappy

Ruben seems to be the odd-on favorite. There's something I like about all the finalists, so making a final decision will be difficult.

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What Would A Jehovah's Witness Romance Novel Be Like?

by minimus in

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i was reading in the religion page of the newspaper today that the mormons are enjoying romance novels in which descriptions of the characters' sex lives are limited to little more the first kiss--- that could happen after they are engaged to be married........any ideas of what a jw romance novel might be like?

TresHappy

Hilary did her best to act normal, if one could act that way. She saw him walk in and shake the hands of a few elders (must be in good standing if he’s shaking their hands) and found a seat a few rows behind her. Hilary and David’s eyes locked on each other and both were obviously in like at first sight. Annie whispered, “he’s adorable, where did you find him?” “He doesn’t look like the type to use a buy one get one free coupon on the first date.” Hilary laughed; Annie always had the greatest remarks about everything. The music ended and everyone sat down to hear the talk, although Hilary was too busy think about HIM. David, trying to remain the ever-cool guy, only glanced at Hilary during the meeting. It’s a good thing Hilary’s elder father was up front, or surely he’d have a ton of questions and be over to investigate what “that boy” was doing in HIS daughter’s Kingdom Hall. The talk ended and the song began before the Watchtower study. Annie looked back and noticed that David had gotten up during the break. “Hilary, here’s your chance to see him.” “Maybe you can slip out for a few minutes and small talk.” “It’s worth a shot, most guys that good looking are gay.” Again, Hilary laughed at her friend’s remarks and indeed got up from her seat. Standing in the foyer, David was talking to some other people but quickly made his way over to Hilary. “Hi, Hilary, I wish I had arrived earlier to the meeting, but I got lost along the way.” “You look wonderful today, how have you been doing?” Hilary’s heart was going a mile a minute when she said, “David, “I’ve been doing great, and it’s really good to see you here this morning.” David said “That was a really good talk, very timely for this system of things.” Hilary didn’t a remember a word of it, but managed a yes and quickly changed the subject. David said to Hilary “I’d really like to work out in service with your congregation this week.” Hilary managed another few words before having to gasp for air “Well, I am out a few times a week, my long day is Wednesday, I stay out for about 6 hours.” “Great, you want to work in service on Wednesday?” Hilary noticed how quickly service changed from the entire to congregation to just her. Hilary quickly agreed and said in perfect Jehovah’s Witness fashion “That’s great, but I work out in a car group with a bunch of elderly ladies, would that be O.K.?” David didn’t seem to mind. Hilary would have worked out in service with Public Enemy #1 just to be around David. At this point, David smiled and said “Great, hope to see you Wednesday, I have to leave, got to be a work in a ½ hour.” Hilary tried not to look too disappointed but did manage a question, “By the way David, what do you do?” David smiled “I work for the airlines, you know all that manual work no one likes but it pays great because we’re in a union.” Hilary thought this guy’s got a real job, with benefits and everything. Surely, her Dad couldn’t use that as a strike against him in his “Do you measure up” list that he meticulously kept in his brain. He walked out the door and into the parking lot and poof, as fast as he was there, he was gone. Hilary sat back in her seat and Annie smiled “Well, did you talk to him, what does he do…” Annie peppered her with questions but Hilary said “after the meeting Annie..” Annie then came back at her…”well Hilary, when’s the wedding?”

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Who Do You Think Will Be The Next American Idol?

by Scarlet in

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friends

i love this show.

i did not watch the last one but this one has been quite good.

i really don't like corey.

TresHappy

I didn't pick Kelly to win the first AI but she came away with it. (My vote would have gone with Tamyra - what a class act.)

This time around - boy so many different personalities and looks. I think Ruben and Clay have amazing voices. If we go on looks, then Carmen or Kimberly Caldwell would win. Yes, Trenyce (not her real name) looked great and her boobies did look weird. I can't decide either!

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What Would A Jehovah's Witness Romance Novel Be Like?

by minimus in

jw
friends

i was reading in the religion page of the newspaper today that the mormons are enjoying romance novels in which descriptions of the characters' sex lives are limited to little more the first kiss--- that could happen after they are engaged to be married........any ideas of what a jw romance novel might be like?

TresHappy

Hilary looked dazed and confused when her parents arrived home from book study. Her parents were discussing the virtues of not having a blood transfusion as the blood booklet was being studied (again). “Hilary”, “what did you think of tonight’s study?”, her father asked. “Oh Dad”, she muttered, I didn’t go. I wasn’t up to it..” Her father looked surprised and asked an almost demanding why. She didn’t answer and walked into her room, which at the time was her sole refuge from a prying father and his seemingly endless meddlesome questions.

The next Sunday meeting couldn’t come fast enough for Hilary. She just knew he’d be there this Sunday, brown wavy hair and all. Sunday arrived and Hilary busied getting herself ready. She had never looked so forward to a Sunday meeting. Hilary grabbed her Bible, Watchtower (paragraphs firmly outlined to show her spirituality) and sprinted out the door to get to the Kingdom Hall. As she arrived, only the few early comers had come. No cutie in sight, but she tried not to look too eager. She was going to play it cool, although her heart was throbbing. She found her best friend Annie and sat next to her talking about the latest gossip. “Annie, I am about to burst at the seams if I don’t tell someone.” You remember that guy we saw at the District Convention a few weeks ago?”. Annie said, “We saw lots of guys at the convention, they were roaming the halls, way too many for me to remember.” Hilary says “don’t you remember the guy with wavy brown hair.” “Oh that guy” Annie said, “that only describes about half of them.” Hilary was getting nowhere with her friend’s failing memory. “I met a guy there named David, and he called this week and said he might come to this meeting.” Well Annie’s attention perked up measurably when she heard that. “I hope you have better luck than me Hilary.” “The last fellow I met at an assembly took me out with a buy one get one free coupon.” “To top it off, he asked me to order water.” Hilary ignored her friend’s negativity. The doors opened in haste at the Kingdom Hall. It was almost time for the meeting to begin. Where was he, she thought. Perhaps I could go looking in the parking lot for him. I could go to my car and retrieve an extra Bible and maybe look around to see if he’s around she thought. Before she could think up another scheme in her head, the doors opened and there he stood. David had come to the meeting, wavy hair and all. Her mouth almost dropped to the floor when he walked in, looking like he stepped out of a GQ magazine. He was even better looking than Hilary remembered. Not only was Hilary hooked, she was caught.

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Happy St. Patty's Day Everyone!!!!!

by dottie in

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friends

don't forget to wear your green and a button that says "kiss me i'm irish" !!!

and if your not irish, that's ok...do what i do and pretend so you can get lots of kisses .

dottie...of the i'm gonna drink green beer tonight class

TresHappy

I am Irish on my maternal side - Just Call me TresO'Happy