Posts by AuntConnie

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Jehovah's Witnesses What Can We Do To Help Our Elders

by BlindersOff1 in

i suggest hire a monkey.. since all elders do if you ask them for help.

is tell a person to.

pray more.

AuntConnie

1. Stop calling them after 7:00 PM!

2. No phone calls during work hours or before 9:00 AM.

3. Offer to pay for gasoline once a year, at the least pleazzzz.

4. Gift cards to Oliver Garden or Red Lobster get old, try a nice steak house.

5. Pay for the dry cleaning bill, we loan them out to Kingdom Halls on Sundays, give them the money to get their suits dry cleaned.

6. Don't make the elders be forced to take the Circuit Overseers out to dinner, this get's old at the Circuit and District Conventions. Why are elders stuck picking the the tab of men who are not afraid to order big! $460.00 was the dinner bill for seven people! They ordered like it was the end of the world, and we got stuck using our credit card. $460.00 for six people eating dinner, no wonder the rank and file avoid offering these endless money pits anything. What part of $15-$25 a drink might cause you to think "Why should Aunt Connie and her Husband sell their souls into financial bondage to pay for our drinks, and meals? We have the appetizers of "Oyster Shooters, Butter flied shrimp and stuffed French Truffles!" I am starting to go Postal thinking of the way we were raided and pillage like the German Vandals left Rome!

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Jehovah's Witnesses What Can We Do To Help Our Elders

by BlindersOff1 in

i suggest hire a monkey.. since all elders do if you ask them for help.

is tell a person to.

pray more.

AuntConnie

The next Rant and Rave will deal with avoiding the costly mistakes of inviting Bethelites, Ciruit and District, Regional Leaders out to dinner. No need to take out a Second on your home.

There is no reason you should invite the raiders of Bethel out to dinner. I thought we learned our lesson until our new credit card came and my husband wanted to show off a "Diamond Credit Card", great idea? It is no different from flashing six, two pound T-bone steaks in the face of starving Lions. We were Morons! "Let's see how far we can max out this credit card at dinner!" Stupid Husband!

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Blondie's Comments You Will Not Hear at the 01-27-2013 (FORGIVE ANOTHER)

by blondie in

jw
friends

forgiving one another.

why must we be willing to forgive?.

paragraph 18 = 0. .

AuntConnie

What a bunch of bullshit this magazine was, who really forgives anyone in the Kingdom Hall? We have decades old hatreds not even the Governing Body could undo with all their combined wisdom. I am proud to say, I hate my parents, my sister and her husband, I hate my drunk brother and I hate my husband's Uncle who gave us our first real job.

Forgiveness is something you earn or deserve, not freely applying to anyone ready to screw you over or steal from you. In our Conga, most of the publishers have disowned their family to "Focus On The Theocratic Family (no relation to "Focus On The Family (tm)". I raised my hand all every paragraph and felt none the worse.

I MIGHT FORGIVE BUT I NEVER FORGET THEIR SINS! FORGIVENESS IS EARNED NOT GIVEN. FORGIVENESS IS FOR THOSE WHO DESERVE IT!

Their inability to accept the rampant hatred in our circuit shows they need my husband at HQ. Today's lesson rubbed me the wrong way and I don't like throwing Christian concepts in our way of life. We are to focus on Jehovah, not the ways of Jesus Christ!

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my elderly JW dad--continued

by bigmac in

some readers may recall a thread about my old dad coming to live with me.. after a short time he had to be hospitalised--and now he is in a care home.

ive taken over all his financial affairs--including selling his house.. ive been clearing out the house--and--needless to say--came across tons of wt books--years of old magazines--1000's of them--plus bound volumes going back to the year dot.

i asked him what he wanted me to do with them--and he said dispose of them!.

AuntConnie

BigMac, why would you take your aging Dad into your home when you could be using your time to further the Kingdom Message. Dump them all in old cheap homes run by the County, full of neglect with nurses who cant speak their language! JWN is well aware I hate my parents and (this is absolute truth) I have not spoken to them for seven years on Feb 01 2013 is the Anniversary.

The Watchtower teaches we must cast aside anything (including elderly parents, depressed souls, needy or weak members) that get's in the way of placing literature or making a theocratic name for ourselves in the CONGO.

BigMac, you focus too much on the Christian teaching of Jesus Christ, focus more on the Watchtower minds of New York. Your stress level will drop when you turn all emotion off, it's easy to steamroll people you have no love or compassion for.

Connie's Wisdom for JWs

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SPECIAL SEATING ARRANGEMENTS FOR ELDERS AND ELDERETTES ARE HERE!

by AuntConnie in

we have special seating arrangements in my kingdom hall where other families know they are not to go near them!

a trouble making family would intentionally take our seats until we made their life hell by lying about them.

they left our paradise kingdom hall and now i am working on changing the color of our the seats(purple, scarlet) the elders and elderettes will be sitting on.

AuntConnie

You be good COC, I like you alot!

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SPECIAL SEATING ARRANGEMENTS FOR ELDERS AND ELDERETTES ARE HERE!

by AuntConnie in

we have special seating arrangements in my kingdom hall where other families know they are not to go near them!

a trouble making family would intentionally take our seats until we made their life hell by lying about them.

they left our paradise kingdom hall and now i am working on changing the color of our the seats(purple, scarlet) the elders and elderettes will be sitting on.

AuntConnie

Crisis of Con, my husband is bigger than him and dances much better. "The more the cushion, the better the pushing" he alway's says!

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SPECIAL SEATING ARRANGEMENTS FOR ELDERS AND ELDERETTES ARE HERE!

by AuntConnie in

we have special seating arrangements in my kingdom hall where other families know they are not to go near them!

a trouble making family would intentionally take our seats until we made their life hell by lying about them.

they left our paradise kingdom hall and now i am working on changing the color of our the seats(purple, scarlet) the elders and elderettes will be sitting on.

AuntConnie

Macarenna, AckeyBrakeyHeart, Disco, Country he glides like a angel, light on his feet.

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BADGES COMING TO LOCAL KINGDOM HALLS, FINALLY RESPECT I DESERVE!

by AuntConnie in

badges are coming to distinguish real christian effort!

1. badges: i want my badge to be different from the other brothers and sisters badges coming!

the society has realized they can't live without us and now they are giving us a little something extra ,it's going to be a blast!

AuntConnie

I found a place in Vietnam who makes the badges for $1.75 per 10,000 using the highest grade materials. Could I sell the ones we don't use on Ebay or Amazon?

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Stop Putting Apostate Stickers On My Literature! They "Cost Lots of Money!"

by AuntConnie in

"true story" the circuit overseer came to our kingdom hall and read us the riot act (local needs style) "magazines of this quality are not free, they cost money and we are not generating enough donations to defray the cost of the magazines(or running the top of the line printing presses) i get my ass out of bed to place literature in the laundray cleaning, coin opperated shops and some asshole puts his apostate stickers on our magazines.

do you know how hard it is to get up at 6:00 am and how expensive those magazines are costing the organization to print?

please stop defiling our literature, i dont post hateful stickers on your website so please leave my magazines alone.

AuntConnie

Crisis of Conscience, what's your fetish with fat men? I think their sexy too, we have something in common!

Do I have to worry about Q-codes being put on my magazines now? They were suppose to be a "fail safe" from the tricksters following me around town during my magazine route. Red Sharpies, Black Sharpies, Stickers and now "Q-codes". I need to contact a special agent from Bethel to help me with all these 006 secret apostate agents! What next, a wrist band and a secret hand shake?

RFID chips are smaller than the size of a grain of little rice, my way to fight back using them! Let the Spiritual War go to the next level!

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As a JW, how did you feel about shunning?

by jwfacts in

i am interested in the answers for a new poll.

also, feel free to suggest other options, wording etc.agreed in full with the watchtower guidelinesagreed with shunning in general, but not for familywas stumbled by this practice but shunned as instructeddid not agree with the practice and secretly associated with disfellowshipped people .

for me personally, i did not agree with the practice and secretly associated with disfellowshipped people, even whilst at bethel.

AuntConnie

The concept of "shunning" was not easily developed by the loving brothers of the Governing Body. Years of countless prayers and tears, sweating dreams and nightmares plagued them until they realized it was for the Greater Good and based of Love, pure Love!

If the Watchtower drops the doctrine of "Shunning" most self-righteous and harsh Witnesses would leave the Organization because we would have obeyed all the rules for nothing's sake! A family has lost their child because they desired to remain loyal to Jehovah's Organization of Men" how would they react if the Watchtower said "Blood is no longer a sin, it's a acceptable way to keep human life alive."

If Shunning was removed, I your Aunt Connie would quit that moment, knowing this is not the loving Organization Jesus Christ spoke of. I think the Prodigal in Jesus Christ's parable should have been disfellowshiped (deleted as a Jehovah Witness Jew) for approaching his son who was thrown out of the relgious culture of his time. What was Jesus Christ thinking? The Prodigial should have gone through the proper process of having his son reinstated before he was able to run up and hug him!

Shunning is Bible based and keeps the Congregation clean of evil.