This should be in the Let's Tell Lies thread!
Kidding aside, it's good to be back and see you posting Mr.Farkelmeister.
unclebruce who got qualified.
You can change the world.
unclebruce
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Unclebruce and Me
by Farkel inboth unclebruce and i were regular participants on the old h20 jw discussion board.
that was in the days when jws actually chimed in to defend their faith and then got thoroughly thrashed.
even greg stafford posted there.
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What was the most profound spiritual moment of your life?
by cluless inmine was simply the realisation that if a person had faith they wouldnt need a religon.. infact not associating with any religouse association is a bit like being on the oceon in a rowing boat.
but the thing is i dont care if the oceon gets rough.
it doesnt matter not having the answers.
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unclebruce
You're dreaming Farkel .. and giving me nightmares
unc who has a bed to catch.
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Australian Residents Only - What US restaurants do you like most?
by unclebruce inmcdonalds.
chillis.
texas steak house.
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unclebruce
BTW, where can someone get good meat pies, sausage rolls, and VB around here?
That's a question gets asked a lot down here .. sounds like you need a bakery and a pub.
I was driving through the western desert one day and thought I saw a mirage. As I got closer it turned into the smallest pub I've ever seen. It was a tin shed with dirt floor and old barman who, apart from attending the big 1914-1919 war, had always lived within 100miles of his pub. He reckoned Europe was no good, "people shooting at me all the bloody time". Anyway, the ol' fella invited me to stay for tea (dinner) and when I asked "what's on the menu?" he replied "fish & chips". I thought 'that sounds good' but when the time came he produced two tins of sardines and two packets of potato chips
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unclebruce
wow .. thanks!
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Australian Residents Only - What US restaurants do you like most?
by unclebruce inmcdonalds.
chillis.
texas steak house.
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unclebruce
piss off Farkel .. Australian Residents Only - can't you read?
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unclebruce
At the dining room table..............?
No in the lounge room actually
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unclebruce
yeah momscrazy, I've been put in this non-us citizen jar ..
could you toss me some salad?
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Lets Tell Lies
by unclebruce inmy real name is bruce witherspoon and i migrated to australia from queensland in 1986 after a long and torrid love affair with a jehovah's witness elder called reg billingworth.
when reg died of mysterious circumstances i inherited his sheep station, congregation of country bumkin dubs and bad altitude.. .
bad attitude:.
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unclebruce
I'll go first.
My real name is Bruce Witherspoon and I migrated to Australia from Queensland in 1986 after a long and torrid love affair with a Jehovah's Witness Elder called Reg Billingworth. When Reg died of mysterious circumstances I inherited his sheep station, congregation of country bumkin dubs and bad altitude.
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What was the most profound spiritual moment of your life?
by cluless inmine was simply the realisation that if a person had faith they wouldnt need a religon.. infact not associating with any religouse association is a bit like being on the oceon in a rowing boat.
but the thing is i dont care if the oceon gets rough.
it doesnt matter not having the answers.
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unclebruce
I've had a few.
The most recent being the most eye-opening of all - the realization of the greatest of heresies .. that we are all gods (not in a creepy "I am the Messiah" type way either lol).
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