But in England they eat cold fat filled pies and wash 'em down with warm beer.
In England live strange creatures like two fat ladies and one called logical (part woman part boy part singing elephantman)
In England they invented Dick Emery, the flushing dunny and blackpool rock.
In England men guard the Queen of Australia while waltzing about with giant bear scrotums on thier heads.
In England women smoke cippers and chew tobacco.
In England people play draughs in old pubs and, when someone orders beer, say things like "I'll have 'alf"
In England the sun goes down and the rain falls up.
In England Kings and horses go around trying to fix broken eggs.
In England fairies live at the bottom of the garden where giant beanstalks have castles on top.
In England a TRex drives a Rolls Royce 'cos its good for his voice.
In England blue birds fly over tghe white cliffs of Dover..
.. or so i've been told