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  osama and the philistines

  by goatlike in

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  i'd just like the general concensus.... nationalism aside ... can anyone explain the difference between osama and samson?

  samson pulled of a suicide attack, while the people were celebrating at a festival, and he became a christian hero!

  i seem to recall the bible mentioning that he got them all, women and children included.

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  unclebruce

  I'm not into the ganga myself goatlike but am quite agreeable to smoking a bible one page at a time .. I first saw that in Papua .. and old native slowly drew a little bible from his pocket, casually tore out a psalm and rolled one up lol .. as a 16 year old zealous pioneer i didn't know wether to laugh or not but it left a long lasting impression ... actions speak louder than words i guess .. send all the religious literiture to the third word i say! lol

  cheers, unc (who stuffs a pipe with borkum riff tobacco now and then)

  GOVERNMENT HEALTH WARNING: "Rolling your own on paper with lead based ink is a health hazard"

  Official Watchtower Spokesman: "for the health of poor folk, we now use soy based ink"

  Edited by - unclebruce on 4 October 2002 19:49:32
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  To Mr. Bowen...

  by AGuest in

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  may you have peace!

  i have been directed by my lord to say to you: .

  while in truth, there is no "law" for you to follow, your "desire" to "do just so" according to law can be fulfilled in you sending a copy of your letter to all branches of the wtbts, certified, return receipt requested.

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  g'day "myself, SJ, have spoken it to you just as I have heard it from my Lord, JAHESHUA MISCHAJAH, Son of the Most Holy One of Israel, whose name is JAH...of Armies, and His Christ",

  excuse me butt'n in (i'm not bill bowden or a silent limb or nuth'n llike that) Just wanted to say something about the meat in your sandwich (took a while to wade through the holy swamp of hyperbolious bolloks but i think i found it .. that bit about "sending a copy of your letter to all branches of the WTBTS, certified, return receipt requested"

  I'm jiggy wid that maam but I'd be surprised if Mr.BB is terribly concerned about fullfilling his "obligations" to the law" of YOUR Lord high humbuga ;)

  Again, I bid you peas,

  YOUR saviour, as I am saviour to all those of the Household of GoB and the Impaled slaves of Christ.

  UB
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  osama and the philistines

  by goatlike in

  1. watchtower
  2. beliefs

  i'd just like the general concensus.... nationalism aside ... can anyone explain the difference between osama and samson?

  samson pulled of a suicide attack, while the people were celebrating at a festival, and he became a christian hero!

  i seem to recall the bible mentioning that he got them all, women and children included.

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  unclebruce

  g'day goatlike,

  .. blind and shackled Osama bought down two mighty towers as did bitter hatefilled Sampson .. mmm ... interesting comparison and food for comparitive myth making .. (can't get it out of my tiny brain now either ya bastard!

  cheers, unclebruce

  p.s: only Nazis burn books (now that we can't smoke in library's no more)
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  ENRICO FRASSINETTI is not a JW

  by WTinfiltrated in

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  enrico frassinetti is an italian disfellowshipped for fraud.

  wtinfiltrated.

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  unclebruce

  I love* erico frangappagnii's posts, he reminda me about when i was a little boy growing up amoungst the peasant italianos back in adelaide .. of course they never thought of barcodeing tomatoes or carrying on about sex sex sex in those dayas.

  uncleo pinion bruso (equal friend of lunatics and wise guys)

  *love: defined as smiling enjoyment derived from reading thoughts of the totally insane lol.
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  Big Fluffy Hugs

  by Fe2O3Girl in

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  i am posting this instead of posting a reply to a previous thread, thereby feeding a troll.

  i came close to rising to the bait, but then i decided to post a new thread, thereby pushing troll down the page.. i am a lovely person, successful, fulfilled, popular, generous and a bit scared about starting a new job on monday.

  i might be offline for a while, while i set up the new computer etc.

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  unclebruce

  nah caveman, iron oxside's a bull in a wheelchair.

  b.unk
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  IF YOU COULD REASON WITH A GB MEMBER.....

  by minimus in

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  what would you say?

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  unclebruce

  "what would I say to a Govenors Body?"

  g'day ol' cock, i'm going fishing for fish, wanna come?

  unclo pinion (who recons talk's overated)
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  A Question for the Males on the Board

  by teenyuck in

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  as i went about my wifely duties today, i had a thought and would like the imput from some former brothers and/or elders, ms, po, co's.. since leaving the borg, has the way you view your wife/companion/daughter/sister/mother changed?

  let me elaborate.

  while being brought up a dub, i was taught that women were in subjection.

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  unclebruce

  Geez, I'd need a week or three to psyco-anal-ise myselfish on that one .. teenyuk.

  I found "taking the lead" over sisters easy .. i mean they're trained to like it aren't they? lol

  unclebruce who recons you can't subjigate a woman against her will .. can ya?

  Hey Francoice: I'd give a bucket of shit for your thoughts anyday!

  Edited by - unclebruce on 3 October 2002 20:37:48
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  More Talk About SEX, Baby!

  by Englishman in

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  i was listening today to the jimmy young show on radio 2. apart from the fact that jimmy young wasn't present, the show followed it's usual pattern of righteous indignation against teenagers, asylum seekers, unmarried young mothers and the unemployed.. todays topic was sex education.. how old should children be before they know about sex?

  or should i say, be told all about sex?.

  i could't believe what i was hearing.

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  unclebruce

  Gee Mary,

  At assemblies in Australia sex is discussed in detail (with kids fresh from thier mothers belly buttons present) At least that was the case at the Sydney Superdome a year ago.

  Never mind though, my JW sister went around calling everyone a "dildo" for a while there .. till the brother in law dragged her into a sex-shop and showed her what a real dildo was!

  cheers, unclebruce
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  Where'd the Written Review Go?

  by metatron in

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  prediction: the organization will have to become dumber,.

  crazier and more cruel to survive..

  confirmation?

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  unclebruce

  What a shame!

  I loved the written review .. well, for the first seven times and half a time anyway.. then armagedon came (in 197..?) and I began to lose interest ..

  unclebruce

  p.s: if Einstein was so smart why didn't he write a paper on time dilation in JW world? (where an hour can be a day and a day a thousand years) KH=JWsquare Is the Kingdom Hall is a Tardus that only goes in circles? (~~~the more things change the more they stay the same~~~)
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  More Talk About SEX, Baby!

  by Englishman in

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  i was listening today to the jimmy young show on radio 2. apart from the fact that jimmy young wasn't present, the show followed it's usual pattern of righteous indignation against teenagers, asylum seekers, unmarried young mothers and the unemployed.. todays topic was sex education.. how old should children be before they know about sex?

  or should i say, be told all about sex?.

  i could't believe what i was hearing.

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  unclebruce

  My youngest (Renee) was 4 years old when she asked me, so i told her. She kept shaking her head saying naaah and went to her mother to see if it was true .. poor kid's now 19 and never been kissed (that i know of)

  Just adds weight to my theory that people are more promiscuous when left in the dark.

  unclebruce, bellybutton fondler.