OKAY, Okay ding dong man I'm the spy - happy now.
There are people in bethel who know things, yeah really. But they aint-a tellin', nosireee.
But I is, see cos I'm and apostate sob hiding and writing and a listenin; and a posting on this site, no sir I jest not.
Move a bit closer to your screen and I'll whisper the name,
it's ....
"Bang Bang"
... ahh thems got me ma
Thems theopolice have shot me dowwnnnn.............
And so the rotted corpse of Apostoman was taken away and buried in lime by the Freddies never to sullie the great corpration again.
The End
Yes, Britain can rest easy tonight Watson (puff puff)
Indutiably Holmes (patriotic and bloody good british music fades in) (Roll credits)