Posts by alecholmesthedetective

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Shunning is good for you!
by 00DAD in
1. social
2. humour
yes shunning is good for you!

i did not understand this before, but i know it now.

sometimes when i'm feeling a little down-in-the-dumps, a little depressed, i go outside for a little fresh air and some shun-shine.
alecholmesthedetective

Did you know that when Sean Connery tells his dog to sit he says....
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Do You Believe In ANYTHING That The Witnesses Taught At This Point In Your Life?
by minimus in
1. jw
2. friends
for example, they pride themselves in what they don't believe such as immortal souls, the trinity, hellfire, etc.. some exjws still believe it is the "truth" and support the basics.. .
alecholmesthedetective

LOL I think I believe Jerusalem fell in 539 BC, as historians agree hahaa.
Alec
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I Just Had A JW Come To My Work And Offer Me A Memorial Invitation And A Magazine!!!
by minimus in
1. jw
2. friends
i responded in this`way: i already got an invitation so i'm all set.. she said, "would you like a magazine and i said, "no thank you"'..... and she just left.. it took no more than 15 seconds!.
alecholmesthedetective

Or something like, "Are you sure Jesus is your mediator?" LOL
Alec
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Email "Hey Mr. X, We Had A Elder Read A Spoof Story From The Platform!" ROFLMAO!
by ÁrbolesdeArabia in
1. watchtower
2. beliefs
did you ever have elders forget to due their due diligence and read fake stories from the platform?

i got a great email i need to format about several stupid elders and ministerial servants who read spoof jw urban legends from the platform.

big brother said one of the clowns did this while the c.o.
alecholmesthedetective

I now see how strange it was that I would believe it when I heard a story or read some 'experience' that the demons said JWs are the true religion or something of the sort. I mean, Christ, we get a confirmation even from the demons and not a peep from God. When you have to have Satan telling you your religion is the right one that should tell you something.
Alec
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2013 DC new releases - rumors ???
by obarac in
1. watchtower
2. beliefs
there is rumors that in this years dc nwt will be released and also new tracts.

any other rumors about new releases?.
alecholmesthedetective

"Be obedient to the Governing Body and be submissive." - Hebrew 13.17, NNWT.
"Listen, obey and be blessed." - Proverbs 27.11, NNWT.
Alec
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Apostates are blown out of the water by an elder's response to my e-mail
by never a jw in
1. jw
2. friends
the following are two emails (one mine, one from an elder) that are part of an exchange regarding the unfairness of shunning.

he is an elder and a substitute of the c.o.

he comes from a "highly decorated" family of jw's.
alecholmesthedetective

Millions of people have stopped attending religious services in many different denominations, because they have had a change of heart. But the fact that it happens does not prove their former faith to be wrong.
Aren't JW's the only true religion? His argument is invalid. LOL
Others have stopped caring about the public in general and no longer witness about God's truths as they used to before.
Yes, because the WT does so much for the general public, don't they?
Amazing.
Alec
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NEW NWT'S Distributed at 2013 Conventions?
by TheSnarkyApologist in
1. watchtower
2. bible
chatter on the street is that there exists a very high possiblility of the new newworld translation being distributed.

it comes from a reliable sources, but who knows.

has anyone heard anything about this?.
alecholmesthedetective

I agree WhatHappened.
I've also been thinking, since my awakening I started studying and using websites like bible.cc to compare translations. I like that one as it has commentary references too. After comparing several scriptures IMO there are way better modern translations out there as far as the NWT is concerned. So why would Jehovah leave his people with an inferior translation when Christendom has got it better?
Seems strange. LOL
Alec
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2013 DC new releases - rumors ???
by obarac in
1. watchtower
2. beliefs
there is rumors that in this years dc nwt will be released and also new tracts.

any other rumors about new releases?.
alecholmesthedetective

Brother of the Hawk,
I'd like to make a comment about the Book of Enoch.
It surprised me to find out (after my awakening) that Jude's reference to Enoch in Jude 1:14-15 is very similar to what is found in the book of Enoch, and Wikipedia also points to 2 Peter 2:4-5 and 1 Peter 3:19-20 as references to Enochian material.
Now, the more I read about the development of the bible canon the more I see the changeable position of the church on just what should be part of it or not. Heck, the fact that the WT teaches that after the death of John the 'congregation' as they call it was already showing signs of 'apostate' corruption should make one wonder why the WT itself simply went along with the mainstream when making their own translation of the bible. (Because if they made too different a translation they'd have to revise their teaching? They'd been using 'worldly' translations before.)
If I still believed in the bible, I'd write to the WT and ask them why a book like the Book of Enoch which is clearly referenced in the bible was not included in theirs, especially since the development of the canon wasn't a given, like God saying, "these are it, the books".
Just a thought,
Alec
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Todays Watchtower Study ---------------------- Give Me A Break
by BlindersOff1 in
1. watchtower
2. beliefs
this is so a made up example .

written as ifs it was real .

whats your opinion ?.
alecholmesthedetective

An elder told me last year when I was still going that they were not supposed to give talks from the platform using iPads not to make the brothers and sisters who couldn't afford one want one.
Alec
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A New Day Is Dawning
by cptkirk in
1. jw
2. experiences
no really, it's monday morning, right now..
alecholmesthedetective

Each day we do not get a setp closer to Armageddon.
lol
Alec