Valis

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  Who's mail is "lipstik01"?

  by gumby in

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  does anyone get mail here that you do not recognize, and so you delete it when it, may be someone from the board here responding to your post?.

  lipstik01 mailed me but when i started to open it i got a warning that opening this could cause computor problems.. has there ever been a virus sender from this board?

  ( i'm not implying you are "lipstik"... whoever you are)

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  Valis

  Have you tried doing a reverse lookup on the email address? Try this or give rest of address.

  http://wp.netscape.com/netcenter/whitereverse.html

  Sincerely,

  District Overbeer
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  Today's Mystic Tex

  by HildaBingen in

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  "a calm heart is the life of the fleshly organism.".

  proverbs 14:30. stay cool und phat.

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  Valis

  Dakota, some of us Texes can be quite the mystic.....especially after consulting the spirit and the holy smoke...*feeling its time to get mystical...*

  

  Sincerely,

  District Overbeer
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  GOODBYE JW.Com - To My Friends

  by TheRecordCollector in

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  "unconditional love is the most precious of all gifts".

  "practice random acts of kindness & senseless beauty".

  well, i really hate to do this, because i've found some nice people here.

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  Valis

  TRC...what? That "very special" person must have a low opinion of us....Can you please tell us what "seriousness" you're talking about? Serious about having friends and helping the ongoing process of learning, debate, sharing, exposing the WT? That happens all the time here. Is it that you now know of a place where they aspire to a higher calling and are somehow more serious about the subjects that are posted here? We can't get rid of the trolls, but it isn't about them. Please do be specific as to why you want to leave besides "if I am serious"....

  Sincerely,

  District Overbeer
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  Stumbling and sex

  by larc in

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  let me see if i got this right.. if a brother sees some leg or cleavage, then this will stumble him and he will commit a sex crime and it is not his fault because he was stumbled.

  it was the sister's fault.

  does this same logic apply to children i.e., the child was cute, so it was their fault?.

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  Valis

  larc forgot to mention that stumbling shouldn't necessarily mean sex crime in her scenario. Even if it was concensual, the sister still gets asked questions like "Panties or thongs?"....which puts a lot more burden of responsibility on her part.

  Sincerely,

  District Overbeer
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  Stumbling and sex

  by larc in

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  let me see if i got this right.. if a brother sees some leg or cleavage, then this will stumble him and he will commit a sex crime and it is not his fault because he was stumbled.

  it was the sister's fault.

  does this same logic apply to children i.e., the child was cute, so it was their fault?.

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  Valis

  Else...that's not what the smurfs said...hehehe

  Don't forget you could stumble yourself right into sin by thinking about nailing the wholesome sister you were leering at.

  Sincerely,

  District Overbeer
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  National Masturbation Month

  by dubla in

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  may is national masturbation month........with all the sex that hits this forum, i cant believe i havent seen this thread yet.

  (maybe i missed it).....anyhow, have fun.. .

  aa

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  Valis

  

  Sincerely,

  District Overbeer
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  Today's Spiritual Junk Food At The Proper Time

  by Valis in

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  it looks like there are some new artists at bethel these days.... .

  sincerely, .

  district overbeer

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  Valis

  Found this one today...

  

  Sincerely,

  District Overbeer
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  Okidok!!! Proof that Aliens are here...

  by Naeblis in

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  here is the proof oh unbelieving one.

  when the buggalorians arrive to put our race into the glorious chains of enlightened slavery, you will wish that you listened to me.

  all the world rulers know about this, including bush.. .

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  Valis

  Naeb...that alien certainly went to the wrong place for that....

  Sincerely,

  District Overbeer
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  Encouragement from the bible...

  by Valis in

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  its friday and seeing as i have neglected to give the flock its spiritual junk food at the proper time as of late, i reached to the bible for an inspirational message.

  today's reading will be jeremiah 25:27. take heed and have a good weekend.

  sincerely, .

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  jst2...I'm trying to drink as much beer as possible before Armageddon when all those evil breweries will be smitten by angels w/a bad hangover. When the beer runs out, the great tribulation will truly begin.

  Sincerely,

  District Overbeer
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  Encouragement from the bible...

  by Valis in

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  its friday and seeing as i have neglected to give the flock its spiritual junk food at the proper time as of late, i reached to the bible for an inspirational message.

  today's reading will be jeremiah 25:27. take heed and have a good weekend.

  sincerely, .

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  SYN...I think I saw Fred and Hilda just to the left of him...

  Sincerely,

  District Overbeer