Posts by VeniceIT

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The JDubs and Amway--a match made in hell......

by LDH in

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there are many perceptive posters here who have picked up on the mlm amway/jdub connection.. however, there are some who are not familiar with what we are talking about.

i thought for them it would be nice to list some similarities between the two organizations.. btw, amway has a new line of business, they're calling it quixtar.

so if you get approached for this, be aware it's just amway.

The JDubs and Amway--a match made in hell......

by LDH in

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friends

there are many perceptive posters here who have picked up on the mlm amway/jdub connection.. however, there are some who are not familiar with what we are talking about.

i thought for them it would be nice to list some similarities between the two organizations.. btw, amway has a new line of business, they're calling it quixtar.

so if you get approached for this, be aware it's just amway.

VeniceIT

Hey Jezzie whats your email, I know someone that can hook, you up with some Mary Kay!!!

Ven

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Are Pedophiles Knocking At Your Door?

by silentlambs in

the following are ads to place in your local paper to help get the word out regarding molestation issues within the watchtower organization.

we ask that you do not add any further information other than what is listed here as we wish the message to be uniform.. any suggestions can be sent to info@silentlambs and will be considered.

1.. are pedophiles knocking on your door?.

VeniceIT

Number Two is TOO FUNNY!!!! I love it!!!

Ven

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Brand New Religion

by BugEye in

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new religion.

i am hereby instituting a brand new religion.

we will from henceforth be called the church of wendy mommy.. we are a multifaceted organisation and will have our headquarters in tampa florida 'cause i know someone there and the weather is good.. we have 3 leaders or gods if you will.

VeniceIT

I think Mommy must have some goddess like powers for you all to belive that she is soo inocent and sweet HAHAHAHHA!!!!

Ven

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NEW RELIGION! NEED INPUT!

by TR in

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this is sort of a take-off of the "what should the wt do" thread.. i need to get together a board of directors and elect a president and officers.

we need to figure out a doctrine, a manifesto, and a set of disciplinary rules.

we need to figure out a way to fund our new movement.

VeniceIT

OHH man who keeps bringing this up hahhaha!!! I'm still lauging at some of these after all this time, too funny!!!! Yes I'm sure you were drunk Harmony

Ven

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Baptismal Questions

by LovesDubs in

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i was baptized june 1, 1985. thats the day they started using the new baptismal questions in their baptismal talk on the baptismal day to all the baptismal candidates.

did any of you actually hear those questions they made you stand up to hear read?

would any of us at that moment in time actually have said anything but a resounding "yes!!!

VeniceIT

Ohh this again, YES. Everyone keeps making fun of me around here because I was baptized to an Org. because I was baptized after 85. Dad really loves to mention this, but he does quite down when I remind him that HE's the one who gave the Talk and ASKED ME those dumb Questions AHHHH he should have known better!!

Ven

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TO ALL LURKERS- IS THIS GOING TO FAR......

by JT in

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http://rancher.freeservers.com/catalog.html .

in protecting the org at all cost.

here is an example of what the wt mindset does to it's members esp the elders.

VeniceIT

The Murder Letter was only up for a few weeks. So I don't think it's online now! Sorry!

Ven

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To Nikolau

by philo in

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i wanted to send you a word document, but your email does not seem to work.. philo

VeniceIT

umm actually Simon being the bright bloke that he is beat you to it. There is Jokes an Humor board, that I guess I'll need to start checking. I can barely keep up with the main board, I forget the others so if it's REALLY funny make sure to let us know K.

Ven

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