Sorry about your toes XenaW, that's why I told you to wear your steeltoed heels
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Tonight we dance
by WildTurkey in.
yall come and dance with us.
this guy is the best bartender around.
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Let's All Post A Location Pic Quiz:
by Englishman injust for a bit of entertainment over christmas.... i thought that we might have some fun by posting some of our own pics for everyone to try and work out where the location is situated.
in other words, it's spot the location!.
this is an easy one.
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Hey I learned how to do the 'The Hukilau' Hula when I was but a wee lass.
No clue on the other pics sorry!
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The Elders, part two
by Princess inthe elders came over this morning as promised.
he called before to explain why so as not to show up under false pretenses.
he said yesterday when he called, he was with a service group so he said he was an "old friend" and wanted to come visit.
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What no xmas carols??????
Glad it went well. Hope you have some xmassy stuff you can wear to the hall that night or maybe the good ol 'I survived Armm in 1975 and all I got was this lousy t shirt'.
Aloooooohhhhhaaaaaaaaaaa!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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The Elders are coming over
by Princess inafter seven years we finally got a call from an elder this morning.
he wants to come over and talk to steve (he wouldn't talk to me or give me any message).
this particular elder was from steve's old congregation in austin, texas.
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AHHHHI knew it!!!! that whole family is just a bunch of trouble!!!!
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Happy Anniversary Think41self and FreePeace!
by safe4kids in(((((((doug and tracy))))) you're two of my favorite people and i love you both.
in the three years that you've been married, i've gained a brother and a nephew (i'll tell you who they are later!
tracy, thanks for being my friend, my advisor, my confidante, and for watching my back.
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WHOOHOOOO congrats you guys on a wonderful family (and even Dana *ducks*)
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Tonight we dance
by WildTurkey in.
yall come and dance with us.
this guy is the best bartender around.
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Shutter you take Lying for a whirl I'll keep WT busy [:|]
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The Elders are coming over
by Princess inafter seven years we finally got a call from an elder this morning.
he wants to come over and talk to steve (he wouldn't talk to me or give me any message).
this particular elder was from steve's old congregation in austin, texas.
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Here's a lil song you can teach the kids and have them walk around singing
You better stand up, you better not lie
Better not cave, I'm telling you why
'cause Elders are coming to callThey've made them a list, their checking it twice
Gonna find out who's apostate tonight
'cause Elders are coming to callThey see you celebrating
they know you don't read Awake
He knows that your on Simons board
But remember he's on the take, Oh!
You better stand up, you better not lie
Better not cave, I'm telling you why
'cause Elders are coming to callVen
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The Elders are coming over
by Princess inafter seven years we finally got a call from an elder this morning.
he wants to come over and talk to steve (he wouldn't talk to me or give me any message).
this particular elder was from steve's old congregation in austin, texas.
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Please tell me this elders not related to who I think he is????
AHhhh well won't this be fun, yes do tape it that'd be great ohhhh soo great!!!! Hey you could act like one of you has a hearing problem so you'd have to do sign language everytime they said anything or asked any question. Then they'd have to sign back ahahha it'd take forever to get anywhere in the conversation ahahah that'd be sooo fun!!!
At the KH bring a ton of exjws and others from the area and have them dispersed throughout the hall, then when they make the announcement applaud and sing and make a big scene hahaha and make sure to video that as well. Sit in the front with the video cam when they make the announcement, and watch them squirm hahahah ohhhh man this is too much fun
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Most embarrasing Wathctower you had to place
by GeddyLee inman they used to come up with some corny topics, and even worse covers.
it made an already unbearable task even worse.
the top of the crap pile for me was trying to place a magazine entitled the salty drink that saves lives.
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Ohh man some of those articles where horrible!!!!
I remember one time that I was giving the presentation and a younger person came to the door soo in all my dexterity I decided to include the 'Young People Ask' article, although I couldn't really remember what this one was about since it wasn't part of my reg presentation. I think I was like in JR High and I to this day remembor the horror of saying 'This magazine also carries a great serious of articles relating to young people and the problems they face and concerns they have, in this issue it deals with the subject of .....................(OMG you've got to be kidding) in huge bold letters on the open page I see 'Masterbation' I was in shock, and quickly shut the magazine and offered them. I don't even know if they took the mags and I was about to die laughing or crying not sure at that point. ohhh man!!!! After that I made it a point to know EVERY article in each mag so I didn't flip to a wrong page.
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Female JWs and PMS
by Yizuman ini just had a funny come across my head, what's really more dangerous than dealing with a female jw with pms at your door?.
male home owner: *opens door* "yes?".
female jw: "hello, my name is gloria and this is my friend amy.
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Not exactly a pms story, but my mom decided to go off coffee one day. So here she is no Coffee and she gets some guy at the door who wants to argue the Trinity!!! She was only to happy to oblidge him, poor guy, mom was really fiesty that day!!!
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